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Kinda reminds me of the time I got mugged in SFO. Two guys held me down while another guy did my nails. 

48 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Still would. 

shocked parks and recreation GIF

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

Kinda reminds me of the time I got mugged in SFO. Two guys held me down while another guy did my nails. 

So, did you come?

people who are pro regulation should be infested with maggots.

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The comments are gold.

I mean, right out of the gate.
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Then a few comments down.
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4 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:


I mean, right out of the gate.


Then a few comments down.
 

Yeah, the Antifa Beer Mom comment got me.

I was really hoping this would end with her getting stabbed with a pair of rusty barber shears. I am disappoint. 

The first suggestion in the "who to follow" section that showed for me on her feed was hectic cams ("Live Adult Cam Network"). She still camin'?

 

Askin for Underdog...

 

 

4 minutes ago, woohorn said:

The first suggestion in the "who to follow" section that showed for me on her feed was hectic cams ("Live Adult Cam Network"). She still camin'?

 

Askin for Underdog...

 

 

was she?  isn't she married?

The responses are gold. 

And Texas Department of Licensing and Regulation replied to her...

 

6 minutes ago, Foggy Notion said:

The responses are gold. 

And Texas Department of Licensing and Regulation replied to her...

 

heyzeus kristo i hate twitter. 

i say it all the time but twitter, instagram, and facebook give idiots bullhorns to shout their stupidity to the world.  why the fuck is TDLR even responding?  dont they have better things to do like ticketing kids with lemonade stands?

Want to read the comments, but the damn twatwaffle blocked me a long time ago.  Bitch.

Looks like someone wanted attention, got the wrong kind, and protected her tweets. Stupid attention whore.

What's the link to the website memorializing her shittiness? 

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1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

Looks like someone wanted attention, got the wrong kind, and protected her tweets. Stupid attention whore.

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3 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

She's a "fitness freak", that's just mass.

Image result for fat mac mass

10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I wouldn't fuck her with Katy Agnor's dick.

you have her blessing to start your own dick.

Didn't she market herself at some point as a social media expert or something? I'm no expert but I know that being a cunt towards people doing nice things will get you put on blast very fast, Karen.

Ha. Tweets now protected. If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen you dumb cunt.

OP, after reading the thread title, you may want to get checked out with a doctor.

7 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

So, did you come?

No, but I leaked a little bit.

My nails looked fabulous! I couldn't help it!

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1 hour ago, ulukinatme said:

OP, after reading the thread title, you may want to get checked out with a doctor.

I'm fairly safe,  being one state away

55 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Has our resident disaster scientist weighed in on the rains in Houston yet?

You mean that Cenobite-looking loud retarded kid? 

Fitlump is the feminist who starred in a porno for empowerment

4 hours ago, Angry Gorilla said:

She's a "fitness freak", that's just mass.

Yeah.  Time to stop cultivating and start harvesting.

12 hours ago, Underdog said:

Still would. 

Being eskimo brothers with Romeo Rose would be a rather dubious distinction.

2 hours ago, TriStone said:

Being eskimo brothers with Romeo Rose would be a rather dubious distinction.

Well him and Lance Armstrong, and probably Scott Fisher. 

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