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Just saw a pic of her getting interview by one of the news channels for the 10pm news, that should be fun.  jesus.

 

Edit:  well fuck, never hit reply, maybe somebody saw it...

When you see friends and family Tweeting about Fitlump but don't want to admit having knowledge of her existence.

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5 hours ago, Girdwood said:

Member when she ran for city council lololololololzzz

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What ever happened to her besties, Quagmire and Giraffe Boy? Oh the stories those two could tell.

Whatever happened to her friend Ricky who takes too many pictures while lifting weights?  Wasn't that thread what brought her to TOS?  He ever get paroled? 

1 minute ago, Tom said:

Whatever happened to her friend Ricky who takes too many pictures while lifting weights?  Wasn't that thread what brought her to TOS?  He ever get paroled? 

Probably halfway through seminary by now.


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You wouldn’t do Ron Paul? You commie bastard.
2 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

And if you need a haircut, you'd better find someone with a fucking license.  #compassion

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If only more people thinked this way.

Haaarvaaad.

heyzeus kristo i hate twitter. 
i say it all the time but twitter, instagram, and facebook give idiots bullhorns to shout their stupidity to the world.  why the fuck is TDLR even responding?  dont they have better things to do like ticketing kids with lemonade stands?


What? She tried to shame someone who was essentially doing community service. They’re obviously pointing out that she’s an idiot.
5 hours ago, 77horn said:

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Gonna need more blue body paint. 

On 9/21/2019 at 8:42 AM, 77horn said:

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Is that the Egyptian Book of the Dead behind her?

If that’s sweet tea, then I’m so hard I could hammer a 6 inch spike through a board. 

On 9/19/2019 at 3:16 PM, 'stache said:

Didn't she market herself at some point as a social media expert or something? 

She was advising Antonio Brown but work has slowed down.

did she ever see Roman's penis?

If that’s sweet tea, then I’m so hard I could hammer a 6 inch spike through a board. 
It's piss

Taking a quick and nauseating look at that twitter feed, she's running for city council again. May God have mercy on our souls.

On 9/21/2019 at 6:42 AM, 77horn said:

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Didn't follow this much on tos, but certainly I can't be the first to see Beavis here, right?

If this were a documentary, which it sort of is, this is where I'd like to see interviews with people from her childhood. 

"Yeah, I kind of remember her. She was that kid that ate her boogers in front of other people. For money."

Last time I saw a throat like that was in The Exorcist.  

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Apparently she’s now stealing from old people.

Didnt she steal/take something from her grandparents in Florida?

On 9/19/2019 at 11:44 AM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

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Umm, hell naw.  Nope.

That's irony as Ron Peezy is hardcore anti-regulation and anti-State which she seemed to be supporting in her tweet....okay, no cloakroom.  

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Didnt she steal/take something from her grandparents in Florida?

A car if I remember correctly 

7 hours ago, El Diablo said:

If this were a documentary, which it sort of is, this is where I'd like to see interviews with people from her childhood. 

"Yeah, I kind of remember her. She was that kid that ate her boogers in front of other people. For money."

She has the potential to be the next Billy Mitchell. I read that the director of King of Kong said they had to heavily edit Billy Mitchell because his shitty personality was so over the top that he seemed like a made up character. Fitlump would definitely fall into that category.

 

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