September 24, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, American Swindle said: I think maybe she's fed up with the homeless making themselves at home all over Austin and the overpasses... You come up with that all on your own?
September 24, 20196 yr Thinking about it, I've been using either a BBS or message board for close to 30 years, I've only seen a Fitlump type personality 3 times over the years. It takes a rare breed to combine delusions of grandeur, attention seeking, compulsive lying, shamelessness and the willingness to market yourself online in the face of massive rejection over and over.
September 24, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, American Swindle said: I think maybe she's fed up with the homeless making themselves at home all over Austin and the overpasses...
September 24, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Jerry Callo said: You come up with that all on your own? Yeah I did. I know...it's the type of insight that is associated with so much winning. PM for the secret
September 27, 20196 yr Wasn't American Swindle the dude trying to sell orange garbage cans as official Longhorn keg coolers or some shit?
September 27, 20196 yr On 9/24/2019 at 2:37 PM, F250 said: She has the potential to be the next Billy Mitchell. I read that the director of King of Kong said they had to heavily edit Billy Mitchell because his shitty personality was so over the top that he seemed like a made up character. Fitlump would definitely fall into that category. Funny - I had assumed that King of Kong was selectively edited to make him look like more of an asshole than he really was. I think I'd enjoy a glimpse into his unredacted assholery.
September 27, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, MissingInAction said: Wasn't American Swindle the dude trying to sell orange garbage cans as official Longhorn keg coolers or some shit? Rubbermaid had a line of collegiate cans and we had some so at the time I solicited them on shaggy
September 27, 20196 yr 45 minutes ago, Buzzrock said: Holy shit she’s 33. 33 what? 33 kids she's abandoned?
September 27, 20196 yr 12 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: She sucked 33 dicks in the parking lot? In a row?
September 27, 20196 yr Rubbermaid had a line of collegiate cans and we had some so at the time I solicited them on shaggy Sounds like something McKenzie Kelly would say. Fuck off and let your gay rich husband suck your forehead so he’ll stay satisfied. But please keep failing the way you do, it’s too fun to watch for it to end quickly.
September 28, 20196 yr Get me sunoden trashcans.. boooyyy Edited September 28, 20196 yr by MissingInAction
October 2, 20196 yr On 9/24/2019 at 2:48 PM, F250 said: Thinking about it, I've been using either a BBS or message board for close to 30 years, I've only seen a Fitlump type personality 3 times over the years. It takes a rare breed to combine delusions of grandeur, attention seeking, compulsive lying, shamelessness and the willingness to market yourself online in the face of massive rejection over and over. See aggy 101 If you want to astronomically add to your head count.
October 2, 20196 yr On 9/27/2019 at 4:15 PM, El Diablo said: Circle. More efficient. Wrong. Everyone knows it’s middle out.
October 2, 20196 yr 21 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said: See aggy 101 If you want to astronomically add to your head count. Sadly, I live in a section of the hill country that is an aggy enclave. I am way too familiar with those nitwits. When my oldest was in middle school, I was at a school event and the middle school band played at the event and the first song that they played was the aggy war hymn and played to "whoop!" coming from the crowd of parents. Looking around the room I realized the majority of the parents in the room were aggy, I started having flashbacks of different dads in aggy shirts and hats wearing cargo shorts and Crocs and it hit me that I was surrounded by a sea of aggy. I mentioned it to another dad who is a Texas-Ex and he said "oh yeah, they even call freshmen orientation at the high school 'fish camp'."
October 2, 20196 yr 4 minutes ago, F250 said: Sadly, I live in a section of the hill country that is an aggy enclave. I am way too familiar with those nitwits. When my oldest was in middle school, I was at a school event and the middle school band played at the event and the first song that they played was the aggy war hymn and played to "whoop!" coming from the crowd of parents. Looking around the room I realized the majority of the parents in the room were aggy, I started having flashbacks of different dads in aggy shirts and hats wearing cargo shorts and Crocs and it hit me that I was surrounded by a sea of aggy. I mentioned it to another dad who is a Texas-Ex and he said "oh yeah, they even call freshmen orientation at the high school 'fish camp'." Goldammitt, may God give you strength. I got dizzy, angry, and nauseous just reading that. My prayers...you haz them brother.
October 2, 20196 yr On 9/28/2019 at 3:05 AM, MissingInAction said: Get me sunoden trashcans.. boooyyy Haven't posted a drunken gem like that in a long time. Good to see I still got it..... alcoholism
October 4, 20196 yr Holy shit that is amazing. Agreed that has got be one of us. Wish it were me that had such an outstanding idea.
October 5, 20196 yr I figured the real fatlump wouldn't have a problem with it since the pic they used of her is 40lbs ago.
October 6, 20196 yr On 10/1/2019 at 9:21 PM, F250 said: Sadly, I live in a section of the hill country that is an aggy enclave. I am way too familiar with those nitwits. When my oldest was in middle school, I was at a school event and the middle school band played at the event and the first song that they played was the aggy war hymn and played to "whoop!" coming from the crowd of parents. Looking around the room I realized the majority of the parents in the room were aggy, I started having flashbacks of different dads in aggy shirts and hats wearing cargo shorts and Crocs and it hit me that I was surrounded by a sea of aggy. I mentioned it to another dad who is a Texas-Ex and he said "oh yeah, they even call freshmen orientation at the high school 'fish camp'." I was about to ask why you didn't check for Aggy before you moved there, then I remembered I first got to know True Aggy by moving smack dab to the middle of College Fucking Station. Time spent on recon is never wasted, as we both have sadly learned. Move to Mexico. Everything will get better, immediately.
October 6, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said: I was about to ask why you didn't check for Aggy before you moved there, then I remembered I first got to know True Aggy by moving smack dab to the middle of College Fucking Station. Time spent on recon is never wasted, as we both have sadly learned. Move to Mexico. Everything will get better, immediately. I don't know if Mexico is a safe space.
October 6, 20196 yr Popular Post 50 minutes ago, F250 said: Lucky the pyramid didn't catch fire and collapse with that many aggy nearby.
October 7, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said: Lucky the pyramid didn't catch fire and collapse with that many aggy nearby.
October 7, 20196 yr On 10/4/2019 at 4:51 PM, UTCzech III said: OK, which one of you is this? Seems to be missing now.
October 9, 20196 yr A Place at Home - North AustinLike Page 11 hrs · I’d like to welcome A Place at Home, North Austin’s Director of Operations, Mackenzie Kelly (Osborne)! Mackenzie’s first day was on Monday 10/7 and she’s already had an immediate positive impact on the business. Mackenzie clearly possesses the experience, knowledge and industry relationships required to be successful in this role, but as the recipient of the peer nominated, “AGE of Central Texas, Joyce Luack Legacy Award”, Mackenzie has earned something far more valuable. She’s earned the respect of her peers within the industry! I’m truly excited to have you joining my team! Guaranteed the bitch wrote that herself.
October 9, 20196 yr https://twitter.com/mkelly007/status/1171954490410438656?s=21 Comments are on point as usual.
October 9, 20196 yr 5 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said: Those poor old folks. Haven't they been thru enough? My wife used to work in gerontology. Was in social work grad school at UT way back when (the Master's in Planning and Administration from UT SSW is just about the goldest of gold standards in social work), and worked with a lot of the eldercare agencies in Austin. Quite a few well meaning people in the industry... but a hell of a lot of soul-less sharks, too. I would be very, very surprised if professionally The Lump is one of the former, not the latter.
October 9, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, RPM said: So how long before an elder abuse case pops up? A person needs to be aware that the elderly are there in order to abuse them. I see Fitlump as more of an "ignore em I got tweets to make" type of caregiver.
October 9, 20196 yr 25 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said: A person needs to be aware that the elderly are there in order to abuse them. I see Fitlump as more of an "ignore em I got tweets to make" type of caregiver. That was my point. Maybe I should have said negligence.I can see bedsores and overflowing bedpans on the horizon.
October 9, 20196 yr Have y'all ever visited an old folks' home? All the residents accuse the staff of stealing stuff, but no one does anything because grandma's just getting senile. Lumpy's just there to steal stuff, especially prescription drugs.
October 9, 20196 yr 9 minutes ago, miguelito said: Have y'all ever visited an old folks' home? All the residents accuse the staff of stealing stuff, but no one does anything because grandma's just getting senile. Lumpy's just there to steal stuff, especially prescription drugs. I'm pretty sure she works for "care at home" services, where it's even worse. Everybody hears about abuse in facilities and agrees it's awful (even if they don't do anything to fix it), but with the at-home services, a lot of the clientele are elderly folk who nobody likes (which is why they have to pay for services that might otherwise be performed by family), and so when they get ripped off, they literally have no one to tell.
October 9, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said: My wife used to work in gerontology. Was in social work grad school at UT way back when (the Master's in Planning and Administration from UT SSW is just about the goldest of gold standards in social work), and worked with a lot of the eldercare agencies in Austin. Quite a few well meaning people in the industry... but a hell of a lot of soul-less sharks, too. I would be very, very surprised if professionally The Lump is one of the former, not the latter. This. Especially after she basically stole a car from her own grandmother.
October 9, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, RPM said: I can see bedsores and overflowing bedpans on the horizon. Well sure, RPM, that fate will be inevitable if you don't start making friends. Edited October 9, 20196 yr by Braff Zacklin
October 10, 20196 yr 9 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said: Well sure, RPM, that fate will be inevitable if you don't start making friends. That won't be a problem for me. I don't intend to live that long. Actually, I didn't intend to live this long.
October 10, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, Homesickhorn said: https://twitter.com/mkelly007/status/1171954490410438656?s=21 Comments are on point as usual.
October 10, 20196 yr 43 minutes ago, SizzleChest said: Avatar checks out. Which gives me an idea. We need Roman on the inside. Let's get him admitted into fitlumps care. He can fulfill his quest for both tacos while being our eyes and ears.
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