October 10, 20196 yr 6 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said: This. Especially after she basically stole a car from her own grandmother. Gotta build that resume
October 10, 20196 yr 14 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: That sounds like a business opportunity Stealing from old people or becoming a self-centered whore?
October 10, 20196 yr 3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: Stealing from old people or becoming a self-centered whore? They're both growth industries, so take your pick.
October 10, 20196 yr 22 hours ago, Homesickhorn said: https://twitter.com/mkelly007/status/1171954490410438656?s=21 Comments are on point as usual. What does it say? (Im blocked)
October 10, 20196 yr What does it say? (Im blocked)This is where she gives the tiny shitball a toe tap down the hill. The comments help it turn into an Indiana Jones size boulder.
October 10, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, markstanco said: What does it say? (Im blocked) you can always become homeless to avoid building permits What’s your secret to living without a heart? Did you get an implant to pump your blood? And why are WE made to spend our hard earned money to BUY our food, when they get to get theirs for FREE out of the garbage?!? How dare they have it so good!
October 10, 20196 yr 21 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said: Avatar checks out. Which gives me an idea. We need Roman on the inside. Let's get him admitted into fitlumps care.
October 11, 20196 yr On 10/10/2019 at 7:35 AM, BigDHornfan said: Someone please flip the heads. 2 dogs 1 service
October 11, 20196 yr On 9/24/2019 at 3:37 PM, F250 said: She has the potential to be the next Billy Mitchell. I read that the director of King of Kong said they had to heavily edit Billy Mitchell because his shitty personality was so over the top that he seemed like a made up character. Fitlump would definitely fall into that category. Weeks late, but no one mentioned how exactly spot on this is. Mitchell submitted fraudulent (i.e. modified game boards) videos that were used as evidence for various world records and has been stripped. Fitlump has lied about nearly everything in her life, very fitting. https://www.polygon.com/2018/2/23/17039412/billy-mitchell-donkey-kong-twin-galaxies-explainer
October 11, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, GSU&UT said: Fitlump has lied about nearly everything in her life, very fitting.
November 1, 20196 yr On 10/1/2019 at 9:21 PM, F250 said: Sadly, I live in a section of the hill country that is an aggy enclave. I am way too familiar with those nitwits. When my oldest was in middle school, I was at a school event and the middle school band played at the event and the first song that they played was the aggy war hymn and played to "whoop!" coming from the crowd of parents. Looking around the room I realized the majority of the parents in the room were aggy, I started having flashbacks of different dads in aggy shirts and hats wearing cargo shorts and Crocs and it hit me that I was surrounded by a sea of aggy. I mentioned it to another dad who is a Texas-Ex and he said "oh yeah, they even call freshmen orientation at the high school 'fish camp'." Have you considered moving?
November 1, 20196 yr Well I'm happy for her. It seems like she's found a calling where she'll be right at home. Her most prominent and memorable traits, lying, insincerity and attention seeking, are requisites for a career in politics and I expect her to go far. This is a field where she can bootlick her way to the top using her natural talents.
November 2, 20196 yr https://twitter.com/mkelly007/status/1189725997744214016?s=21 No wonder we lost. Her and that damn dog doomed us.
November 2, 20196 yr 27 minutes ago, DaysOff said: No bunting hanging from the front rows. Not a WS game. So you're saying she's sorta kinda being deceptive.
November 4, 20196 yr Circle. More efficient.But can she efficiently jack off every dude in a room? How long would it take?
November 4, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said: But can she efficiently jack off every dude in a room? How long would it take? That seems like a disaster AND a science question.
November 4, 20196 yr On 10/10/2019 at 2:28 PM, Homesickhorn said: This is where she gives the tiny shitball a toe tap down the hill. The comments help it turn into an Indiana Jones size boulder. MAKE WELFARE AS HARD TO GET AS A BUILDING PERMT!!!!!!!!!!!
November 4, 20196 yr On 11/2/2019 at 10:57 AM, Brothahorn said: https://twitter.com/mkelly007/status/1189725997744214016?s=21 No wonder we lost. Her and that damn dog doomed us. It's been a long time since I've been to a ball game. Seriously, I think it was in the OLD Yankee Stadium (Which, btw, really sucked. I love tradition and all that but it was a concrete dump devoid of any charm at all) but since when can you bring a dog to a baseball game?
November 4, 20196 yr On 10/10/2019 at 8:35 AM, BigDHornfan said: Someone please flip the heads. I have low standards. I mean, I try to see the good in every woman. Or find I body part to concentrate on. Like, for instance, the pussy. But I would pass on this.
November 5, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Bullneck said: It's been a long time since I've been to a ball game. Seriously, I think it was in the OLD Yankee Stadium (Which, btw, really sucked. I love tradition and all that but it was a concrete dump devoid of any charm at all) but since when can you bring a dog to a baseball game? It's her fake service dog.
November 5, 20196 yr 19 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said: nothing fit about that lump anymore. Now it's just lump. Plural. The lumps have multiplied and invaded her midsection.
November 5, 20196 yr 13 hours ago, Bullneck said: This amazes me. And yet, it solves the Trolley Problem!
February 15, 20205 yr https://www.kvue.com/article/news/politics/austin-land-development-code-opposition-protest/269-c67bd1b2-1235-4553-b7bf-3b90a7ccf64b
February 15, 20205 yr I would pay money to watch her get ripped apart by a mob meth infused homeless people.
February 16, 20205 yr 17 hours ago, MissingInAction said: I would pay money to watch her get ripped apart by a mob meth infused homeless people. Were you the poster that almost met her at a bar to fuck her, and then chickened out? I can’t remember the details. Or were you just active on that thread st that time?
February 16, 20205 yr On 11/4/2019 at 11:20 AM, Pescado_Rojo said: nothing fit about that lump anymore. Now it's just lump. Lump lingered last in line for brainsAnd the one she got was sorta rotten and insaneSmall things so sad that birds could landIs lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?
February 17, 20205 yr Were you the poster that almost met her at a bar to fuck her, and then chickened out? I can’t remember the details. Or were you just active on that thread st that time?
February 17, 20205 yr 14 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: This guy is tired of her shit: Is that her husband?
February 17, 20205 yr On 2/16/2020 at 8:33 AM, SydneyCarton said: Were you the poster that almost met her at a bar to fuck her, and then chickened out? I can’t remember the details. Or were you just active on that thread st that time? I didnt chicken out, she did.
February 17, 20205 yr On 2/15/2020 at 10:31 AM, RDCanecutter said: Lump could shave her head and be the stunt double for Rick on Pawn Stars. Only real difference I can discern is I've seen her bolt-ons.
February 17, 20205 yr Good, I'm glad I didn't completely construct this concept out of thin air. Listen, man, there's still time for a re-do. Tell her you're an aide with the city council looking for her opinion on the homeless population.
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