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6 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

This. Especially after she basically stole a car from her own grandmother. 

Gotta build that resume

14 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That sounds like a business opportunity

Stealing from old people or becoming a self-centered whore?

3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Stealing from old people or becoming a self-centered whore?

They're both growth industries, so take your pick.

What does it say? (Im blocked)


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This is where she gives the tiny shitball a toe tap down the hill. The comments help it turn into an Indiana Jones size boulder.
4 hours ago, markstanco said:

What does it say? (Im blocked)

you can always become homeless to avoid building permits

What’s your secret to living without a heart? Did you get an implant to pump your blood?

And why are WE made to spend our hard earned money to BUY our food, when they get to get theirs for FREE out of the garbage?!? How dare they have it so good!

 

21 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Avatar checks out. Which gives me an idea. We need Roman on the inside. Let's get him admitted into fitlumps care.

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14 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Someone please flip the heads.

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On 10/10/2019 at 7:35 AM, BigDHornfan said:

Someone please flip the heads.

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2 dogs 1 service 

On 9/24/2019 at 3:37 PM, F250 said:

She has the potential to be the next Billy Mitchell. I read that the director of King of Kong said they had to heavily edit Billy Mitchell because his shitty personality was so over the top that he seemed like a made up character. Fitlump would definitely fall into that category.

 

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Weeks late, but no one mentioned how exactly spot on this is. Mitchell submitted fraudulent (i.e. modified game boards) videos that were used as evidence for various world records and has been stripped. Fitlump has lied about nearly everything in her life, very fitting.

 

https://www.polygon.com/2018/2/23/17039412/billy-mitchell-donkey-kong-twin-galaxies-explainer

  • 3 weeks later...
On 10/1/2019 at 9:21 PM, F250 said:

Sadly, I live in a section of the hill country that is an aggy enclave. I am way too familiar with those nitwits.

When my oldest was in middle school, I was at a school event and the middle school band played at the event and the first song that they played was the aggy war hymn and played to "whoop!" coming from the crowd of parents. Looking around the room I realized the majority of the parents in the room were aggy, I started having flashbacks of different dads in aggy shirts and hats wearing cargo shorts and Crocs and it hit me that I was surrounded by a sea of aggy.

I mentioned it to another dad who is a Texas-Ex and he said "oh yeah, they even call freshmen orientation at the high school 'fish camp'."

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Have you considered moving?

Well I'm happy for her. It seems like she's found a calling where she'll be right at home. Her most prominent and memorable traits, lying, insincerity and attention seeking, are requisites for a career in politics and I expect her to go far. This is a field where she can bootlick her way to the top using her natural talents.

 https://twitter.com/mkelly007/status/1189725997744214016?s=21

 

 

No wonder we lost. Her and that damn dog doomed us.

 

 

No bunting hanging from the front rows. Not a WS game.

27 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

No bunting hanging from the front rows. Not a WS game.

So you're saying she's sorta kinda being deceptive.

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Circle. More efficient.


But can she efficiently jack off every dude in a room? How long would it take?

1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

 

 


But can she efficiently jack off every dude in a room? How long would it take?
 

 

That seems like a disaster AND a science question.

On 10/10/2019 at 2:28 PM, Homesickhorn said:

 


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This is where she gives the tiny shitball a toe tap down the hill. The comments help it turn into an Indiana Jones size boulder.

 

MAKE WELFARE AS HARD TO GET AS A BUILDING PERMT!!!!!!!!!!!

On 11/2/2019 at 10:57 AM, Brothahorn said:

https://twitter.com/mkelly007/status/1189725997744214016?s=21

 

 

No wonder we lost. Her and that damn dog doomed us.

 

 

It's been a long time since I've been to a ball game.  Seriously, I think it was in the OLD Yankee Stadium (Which, btw, really sucked.  I love tradition and all that but it was a concrete dump devoid of any charm at all) but since when can you bring a dog to a baseball game?

On 10/10/2019 at 8:35 AM, BigDHornfan said:

Someone please flip the heads.

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I have low standards.  I mean, I try to see the good in every woman.  Or find I body part to concentrate on.  Like, for instance, the pussy.  But I would pass on this.

On 9/23/2019 at 11:07 PM, MrPhlegm said:

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This amazes me.

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

It's been a long time since I've been to a ball game.  Seriously, I think it was in the OLD Yankee Stadium (Which, btw, really sucked.  I love tradition and all that but it was a concrete dump devoid of any charm at all) but since when can you bring a dog to a baseball game?

It's her fake service dog.

19 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

nothing fit about that lump anymore. Now it's just lump. 

Plural. The lumps have multiplied and invaded her midsection.

13 hours ago, Bullneck said:

This amazes me.

And yet, it solves the Trolley Problem!

 

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  • 3 months later...

Choice making skills.

17 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I would pay money to watch her get ripped apart by a mob meth infused homeless people.

Were you the poster that almost met her at a bar to fuck her, and then chickened out? I can’t remember the details. Or were you just active on that thread st that time? 

On 11/4/2019 at 11:20 AM, Pescado_Rojo said:

nothing fit about that lump anymore. Now it's just lump. 

Lump lingered last in line for brains
And the one she got was sorta rotten and insane
Small things so sad that birds could land
Is lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?

Were you the poster that almost met her at a bar to fuck her, and then chickened out? I can’t remember the details. Or were you just active on that thread st that time? 


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On 2/16/2020 at 8:33 AM, SydneyCarton said:

Were you the poster that almost met her at a bar to fuck her, and then chickened out? I can’t remember the details. Or were you just active on that thread st that time? 

I didnt chicken out, she did.

On ‎2‎/‎15‎/‎2020 at 10:31 AM, RDCanecutter said:

Lump could shave her head and be the stunt double for Rick on Pawn Stars.

Only real difference I can discern is I've seen her bolt-ons.

Good, I'm glad I didn't completely construct this concept out of thin air. 

Listen, man, there's still time for a re-do. Tell her you're an aide with the city council looking for her opinion on the homeless population. 

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