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Listen to this man, he's pre med.

Remember when she showed an entire website of strangers her tits? Remember when she used to shove things up her twat for money on the internet? Remember when she drunkenly  shared text messages purported to be from Lance Armstrong about choking on his hard clock? That was a lot more entertaining than this current sad, fat, political activist bullshit she's peddling.

21 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Remember when she showed an entire website of strangers her tits? Remember when she used to shove things up her twat for money on the internet? Remember when she drunkenly  shared text messages purported to be from Lance Armstrong about choking on his hard clock? That was a lot more entertaining than this current sad, fat, political activist bullshit she's peddling.

This is exactly the reason I was talking about a comments section.  

49 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Remember when she showed an entire website of strangers her tits? Remember when she used to shove things up her twat for money on the internet? Remember when she drunkenly  shared text messages purported to be from Lance Armstrong about choking on his hard clock? That was a lot more entertaining than this current sad, fat, political activist bullshit she's peddling.

happy chris farley GIF

Remember when she showed an entire website of strangers her tits? Remember when she used to shove things up her twat for money on the internet? Remember when she drunkenly  shared text messages purported to be from Lance Armstrong about choking on his hard clock? That was a lot more entertaining than this current sad, fat, political activist bullshit she's peddling.

Can’t forget about the Romeo Rose saga as well.


Ah, those were the days.

2 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

i do not remember her shoving things up her twat

I thought I had purged that from my memory banks.

She is married I think.  She's an inter-species polygamist, married to a human and a dog.

i do not remember her shoving things up her twat
She was a cam girl. Nobody pays for sitting there with your shirt off.

Can’t forget about the Romeo Rose saga as well.
Wonder if her DJ husband knows about her past.
44 minutes ago, markstanco said:
4 hours ago, mulletpelini said:
i do not remember her shoving things up her twat

She was a cam girl. Nobody pays for sitting there with your shirt off.

Well, she's no longer a cam girl, which makes it seem like she did just sit there.  She's just stupid enough to think you could get paid for that.

You know she should have accented that horn somehow, I bet there's a niche in there somewhere for horn porn.

I know she showed us several tit pics, the twat stuffing made me think that she had uploaded sharpie pics to us, and I'd be lying right now if I said I wouldn't have been curious to see that.  Of course, I'm fascinated by plane crashes too, so it hits close to home.

Edited by mulletpelini
tldr if you got her twatter twitter pics, post em

44 minutes ago, markstanco said:
4 hours ago, DallasHorn26 said:

Can’t forget about the Romeo Rose saga as well.

Wonder if her DJ husband knows about her past.

He married he didn't he?  Seems a bit clueless right then and there.

He married he didn't he?  Seems a bit clueless right then and there.
If he knew, wow. Possibly the owner of the Knowthis account if so.
10 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Good, I'm glad I didn't completely construct this concept out of thin air. 

Listen, man, there's still time for a re-do. Tell her you're an aide with the city council looking for her opinion on the homeless population. 

Enough cocaine and I'll fuck just about anything.

today a community activist, tomorrow - President of the United States !

 

Eight Presidents of the United States have graduated from Harvard University: John Adams, John Quincy Adams, Rutherford B. Hayes, John F. Kennedy, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Theodore Roosevelt, George W. Bush, and Barack Obama. Soon to be nine !

Edited by tx 3 putt

This was posted by someone (who I’m sure is now blocked) in her twitter replies, a decent summary of a subset of her bullshit from the old site for anyone who needs to be reminded of Romeo Rose and his giant fridge teeth. 
 

https://archive.fo/Ut02z

It was funny to see some of the old avatars. 

I think I saw her on TV this past weekend while in the Austin area.  Protesting something or other.

She unblocked me on Twitter. Not sure if this is a positive.

Still would, may even ride my moped over to her place. 

On 2/18/2020 at 9:11 AM, Jebus said:

This was posted by someone (who I’m sure is now blocked) in her twitter replies, a decent summary of a subset of her bullshit from the old site for anyone who needs to be reminded of Romeo Rose and his giant fridge teeth. 
 

https://archive.fo/Ut02z

It was funny to see some of the old avatars. 

Holy shit that was a lot of work.

32 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

That dog has seen some things

And obviously it cannot unsee them.

Someone call PETA and the ASPCA

She unblocked me on Twitter. Not sure if this is a positive.
Maybe she thinks you are cute.

That's an odd one though, to unblock on social media.

At first, I thought there was some Klingon cosplay thing going on, until I put on my readers.

28 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

OK, who is April Salazar?  Mackey or Zepol?

 

Edited by Bullneck

On 2/21/2020 at 10:56 PM, atomheartbevo said:

 

He's tired of her shit. He's one of us.

6 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

He's tired of her shit. He's one of us.

He's thinking "bitch you're at Ross. Quit taking selfies." 

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

He's tired of her shit. He's one of us.

I think the glare from her fivehead blinded him and created a static charge in the air that made his hair stand on end

https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/austin-mayor-homeless-protest-land-development-code-city-council/269-24e7cb79-2987-4467-8b68-512c12537708

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"If I was in front of the city council right now, I would tell them how angry the people in the community are about the poor choices they're making for our city," said Take Back Austin member Mackenzie Kelly.

omg make it end.

https://takebackaustin.org/

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