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#251
14 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

The fitness freak moniker isn't holding up

The lump seems to be working out more than the rest of the body

#256
2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Something something Mayor Adler.

Tits.

 

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I keep imagining that guy behind them is actually holding a sword, and beheads her immediately after the pic.  

#257
2 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I keep imagining that guy behind them is actually holding a sword, and beheads her immediately after the pic.  

If that guy was homeless, there's a real chance. 

#258
3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

If you read her website she and fitlump are kindred souls.  

I'll believe you when you can show pictures of her tits, and a comment that basically says why not it isn't like she going to run for public office.

#262
1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

that blond has an absurdly massive box...fucking hell i bet it smells like dumpster juice.

Yeah. Dee Snider has not aged well. 

#266
5 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

that blond has an absurdly massive box...fucking hell i bet it smells like dumpster juice.

Those are containment/shaping work out pants. See the ridge along her hips?

That garment was designed to hold a fupa in check. 

#268
On 3/4/2020 at 7:41 PM, MissingInAction said:

Those are containment/shaping work out pants. See the ridge along her hips?

That garment was designed to hold a fupa in check. 

Poof!  Like an opened can of biscuits. 

#275
1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Doesn't lump work at an elderly care center?

 

Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh, totally emotionless except for her heart.

#277
On 3/3/2020 at 3:50 PM, Chooky said:

Something something Mayor Adler.

Tits.

 

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I'm wondering what Charles Bronson is going to do with the lead pipe.

#278
14 minutes ago, Tasking Monkey said:

I'm wondering what Charles Bronson is going to do with the lead pipe.

When I made the sword comment before, I totally was thinking the dude looked like he had a bronson hat on. 

  • 2 weeks later...
#283

Any recent pics of her and her husband on twitter? She hasn't posted anything about him in nearly 6 months but before that it was constant. Did he figure her out?

#285
6 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Seriously, who doesn't expect her to contract the virus and be the epicenter of some outbreak because she goes out in public?

Well, disaster scientists are usually the first impacted.

#287
On 3/19/2020 at 5:57 PM, G650 said:

So according to her Twitters, Fatlump got laid off.

So she's going to have even more time to be an annoying, self-centered bitch on social media?

#294
On 3/20/2020 at 7:13 AM, Wally Fairway said:

Seriously, who doesn't expect her to contract the virus and be the epicenter of some outbreak because she goes out in public?

She probably already is host to enough creepy cooties that COVID-19 stays the f away.

#295
On 3/20/2020 at 7:13 AM, Wally Fairway said:

Seriously, who doesn't expect her to contract the virus and be the epicenter of some outbreak because she goes out in public?

I expect her to *contract* the virus because attention

  • 10 months later...
#299
30 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

OK, someone explain to me who Fitlump is, and where did she get that name? Was she on Shaggy? What happened? I need the full story so I finally get the references

Her intro to Shaggy is one of the most random parts of the story. On Shaggy there was a thread about a guy Ricky who was ALWAYS taking pictures of himself at the gym and posting them to Facebook. Fitlump worked at the gym where Ricky was doing his amateur photography and stumbled on to Shaggy after googling him. Turns out fitlump sort of knew Ricky and he was constantly working out because he was going to pound me in the ass prison for child porn. Yes that’s her shaggy origin story. Wild!

She immediately loved the attention and it went somewhat positive for both sides. Then we figured out she lied about everything. Somewhere in that period she got a boob job and posted pictures. The rest is just a rotating list of failed endeavors(GamerGate reporter, football player, etc) and relationships (begging Lance Armstrong to destroy her throat, Romeo Rose). Just too much attention seeking and sadness to remember all of it and the exact details. 

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#300
3 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

Her intro to Shaggy is one of the most random parts of the story. On Shaggy there was a thread about a guy Ricky who was ALWAYS taking pictures of himself at the gym and posting them to Facebook. Fitlump worked at the gym where Ricky was doing his amateur photography and stumbled on to Shaggy after googling him. Turns out fitlump sort of knew Ricky and he was constantly working out because he was going to pound me in the ass prison for child porn. Yes that’s her shaggy origin story. Wild!

She immediately loved the attention and it went somewhat positive for both sides. Then we figured out she lied about everything. Somewhere in that period she got a boob job and posted pictures. The rest is just a rotating list of failed endeavors(GamerGate reporter, football player, etc) and relationships (begging Lance Armstrong to destroy her throat, Romeo Rose). Just too much attention seeking and sadness to remember all of it and the exact details. 

Wow. Now I get why y'all make fun of her. Was Fitlump her name on Shaggy?

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