March 3, 20205 yr 14 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said: The fitness freak moniker isn't holding up The lump seems to be working out more than the rest of the body
March 3, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said: Blonde is actually running for office: https://www.jenaiforaustin.com/ If you read her website she and fitlump are kindred souls.
March 4, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Chooky said: Something something Mayor Adler. Tits. I keep imagining that guy behind them is actually holding a sword, and beheads her immediately after the pic.
March 4, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said: I keep imagining that guy behind them is actually holding a sword, and beheads her immediately after the pic. If that guy was homeless, there's a real chance.
March 4, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Bullneck said: If you read her website she and fitlump are kindred souls. I'll believe you when you can show pictures of her tits, and a comment that basically says why not it isn't like she going to run for public office.
March 4, 20205 yr Something something Mayor Adler. Tits. All I can see is the reflection of the sun. And tits. What’s this about again?
March 4, 20205 yr 14 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said: I keep imagining that guy behind them is actually holding a sword, and beheads her immediately after the pic. @Mitch Cumsteen
March 4, 20205 yr that blond has an absurdly massive box...fucking hell i bet it smells like dumpster juice.
March 4, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said: that blond has an absurdly massive box...fucking hell i bet it smells like dumpster juice. Yeah. Dee Snider has not aged well.
March 4, 20205 yr 26 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said: Yeah. Dee Snider has not aged well. Come on feel her nose.
March 5, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said: Why do I hear that name in Forrest Gumps voice? Jennay!!!!
March 5, 20205 yr 5 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said: that blond has an absurdly massive box...fucking hell i bet it smells like dumpster juice. Those are containment/shaping work out pants. See the ridge along her hips? That garment was designed to hold a fupa in check.
March 5, 20205 yr 13 hours ago, MissingInAction said: Those are containment/shaping work out pants. As an Engineer, it's impressive.
March 6, 20205 yr On 3/4/2020 at 7:41 PM, MissingInAction said: Those are containment/shaping work out pants. See the ridge along her hips? That garment was designed to hold a fupa in check. Poof! Like an opened can of biscuits.
March 7, 20205 yr On 3/4/2020 at 1:35 PM, Kyrie Eleison said: that blond has an absurdly massive box...fucking hell i bet it smells like dumpster juice. Ive been sharing this with everyone I know without context.
March 7, 20205 yr On 3/4/2020 at 1:35 PM, Kyrie Eleison said: that blond has an absurdly massive box...fucking hell i bet it smells like dumpster juice. That qualifies as a maw.
March 7, 20205 yr That qualifies as a maw. as in “gaping maw”?...or South Austin’s Maw?fits either way, amirite?
March 8, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said: Doesn't lump work at an elderly care center? Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh, totally emotionless except for her heart.
March 8, 20205 yr On 3/3/2020 at 3:50 PM, Chooky said: Something something Mayor Adler. Tits. I'm wondering what Charles Bronson is going to do with the lead pipe.
March 8, 20205 yr 14 minutes ago, Tasking Monkey said: I'm wondering what Charles Bronson is going to do with the lead pipe. When I made the sword comment before, I totally was thinking the dude looked like he had a bronson hat on.
March 8, 20205 yr On 3/3/2020 at 4:43 PM, RamjetFDO said: Blonde is actually running for office: https://www.jenaiforaustin.com/ Mrs Purchase???
March 20, 20205 yr Any recent pics of her and her husband on twitter? She hasn't posted anything about him in nearly 6 months but before that it was constant. Did he figure her out?
March 20, 20205 yr Seriously, who doesn't expect her to contract the virus and be the epicenter of some outbreak because she goes out in public?
March 20, 20205 yr 6 hours ago, Wally Fairway said: Seriously, who doesn't expect her to contract the virus and be the epicenter of some outbreak because she goes out in public? Well, disaster scientists are usually the first impacted.
March 21, 20205 yr On 3/19/2020 at 7:39 PM, NorthLoop said: Damn how do you get laid off from a volunteer job?
March 21, 20205 yr On 3/19/2020 at 5:57 PM, G650 said: So according to her Twitters, Fatlump got laid off. So she's going to have even more time to be an annoying, self-centered bitch on social media?
March 22, 20205 yr 21 hours ago, Underdog said: Another step closer to doing porn... Lump porn? Hard flaccid pass.
March 22, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said: Lump porn? Hard flaccid pass. Well, which is it?
March 22, 20205 yr On 3/20/2020 at 7:13 AM, Wally Fairway said: Seriously, who doesn't expect her to contract the virus and be the epicenter of some outbreak because she goes out in public? She probably already is host to enough creepy cooties that COVID-19 stays the f away.
March 22, 20205 yr On 3/20/2020 at 7:13 AM, Wally Fairway said: Seriously, who doesn't expect her to contract the virus and be the epicenter of some outbreak because she goes out in public? I expect her to *contract* the virus because attention
January 25, 20214 yr OK, someone explain to me who Fitlump is, and where did she get that name? Was she on Shaggy? What happened? I need the full story so I finally get the references
January 25, 20214 yr 30 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said: OK, someone explain to me who Fitlump is, and where did she get that name? Was she on Shaggy? What happened? I need the full story so I finally get the references Her intro to Shaggy is one of the most random parts of the story. On Shaggy there was a thread about a guy Ricky who was ALWAYS taking pictures of himself at the gym and posting them to Facebook. Fitlump worked at the gym where Ricky was doing his amateur photography and stumbled on to Shaggy after googling him. Turns out fitlump sort of knew Ricky and he was constantly working out because he was going to pound me in the ass prison for child porn. Yes that’s her shaggy origin story. Wild! She immediately loved the attention and it went somewhat positive for both sides. Then we figured out she lied about everything. Somewhere in that period she got a boob job and posted pictures. The rest is just a rotating list of failed endeavors(GamerGate reporter, football player, etc) and relationships (begging Lance Armstrong to destroy her throat, Romeo Rose). Just too much attention seeking and sadness to remember all of it and the exact details. Edited January 25, 20214 yr by Irieguy
January 25, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, Irieguy said: Her intro to Shaggy is one of the most random parts of the story. On Shaggy there was a thread about a guy Ricky who was ALWAYS taking pictures of himself at the gym and posting them to Facebook. Fitlump worked at the gym where Ricky was doing his amateur photography and stumbled on to Shaggy after googling him. Turns out fitlump sort of knew Ricky and he was constantly working out because he was going to pound me in the ass prison for child porn. Yes that’s her shaggy origin story. Wild! She immediately loved the attention and it went somewhat positive for both sides. Then we figured out she lied about everything. Somewhere in that period she got a boob job and posted pictures. The rest is just a rotating list of failed endeavors(GamerGate reporter, football player, etc) and relationships (begging Lance Armstrong to destroy her throat, Romeo Rose). Just too much attention seeking and sadness to remember all of it and the exact details. Wow. Now I get why y'all make fun of her. Was Fitlump her name on Shaggy?
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