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I keep hearing these ads on NPR, more precisely Dallas NPR, KERA, for the cutely named Ted's Pain Cream.

So, I decide I need to find out about Ted.  Well, Ted is a neuroscientist specializing in pain at UTD and he discovered that discredited nutrient/supplement resveratrol "turns down the volume" on regenerated nerves so that lingering "false pain" is reduced or nearly eliminated.

It's an interesting story, sounds kind of credible. More credible than CBD oil, for sure.   https://tedsbrainscience.com/pages/the-whole-story

Because a number of surlsters are posting on the CBD thread, I know that this is an issue for some of you.  It isn't for me.  So this is kind of a PSA and an inquiry as to whether anyone has tried it.

52 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I keep hearing these ads on NPR, more precisely Dallas NPR, KERA, for the cutely named Ted's Pain Cream.

So, I decide I need to find out about Ted.  Well, Ted is a neuroscientist specializing in pain at UTD and he discovered that discredited nutrient/supplement resveratrol "turns down the volume" on regenerated nerves so that lingering "false pain" is reduced or nearly eliminated.

It's an interesting story, sounds kind of credible. More credible than CBD oil, for sure.   https://tedsbrainscience.com/pages/the-whole-story

Because a number of surlsters are posting on the CBD thread, I know that this is an issue for some of you.  It isn't for me.  So this is kind of a PSA and an inquiry as to whether anyone has tried it.

Sounds kind of snake oily to me also.

And you shut your mouth on CBD. My grandpa was 90 and dying of cancer and AIDS. One dose of CBD oil and the doctor said he is indistinguishable from a 25 year old Olympic athlete. The next day he went to a Giants game and the Giants signed him to replace Eli Manning. Shurmur saw him in the stands and said that's our guy. He had never even played a down of football before. The first time that he was 25, he was short and slow. Now he is 6 ft 3 and runs a 4-3 forty. 

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Did you make this post just to share your shitty opinion on CBD oil?

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27 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Did you make this post just to share your shitty opinion on CBD oil?

I don't really have an opinion on CBD oil actually.  I don't have anything that it's supposedly useful for.

The reason I even mentioned it is that Ted also conducted research in cannabinoids.  And, the miscellaneous pain complaints on that thread, which this would also seem to address.

Fact is, there's little scientific evidence supporting CBDs efficacy.  That's also true of any number of things that people find effective for various things, like aloe vera. 

Also, you're a bit of a cocksucker.  But you knew that. 

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57 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Sounds kind of snake oily to me also.

And you shut your mouth on CBD. My grandpa was 90 and dying of cancer and AIDS. One dose of CBD oil and the doctor said he is indistinguishable from a 25 year old Olympic athlete. The next day he went to a Giants game and the Giants signed him to replace Eli Manning. Shurmur saw him in the stands and said that's our guy. He had never even played a down of football before. The first time that he was 25, he was short and slow. Now he is 6 ft 3 and runs a 4-3 forty. 

Pure. Fucking. Gold.

Spot on.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Fact is, there's little scientific evidence supporting CBDs efficacy. 

Really?

https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/cannabidiol-cbd-what-we-know-and-what-we-dont-2018082414476

(I'm sure you'll harp on the part about "more testing on humans is needed" and ignore the several studies that are cited.  Either way, there is plenty of scientific evidence that CBD works on a variety of problems, and there is probably more evidence coming.  Your blanket statement above is flat wrong.)

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I dont really give a fuck about CBD.  Sorry I even mentioned it.

Let's talk about Ted's Pain Cream if you have any experience.

15 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Really?

https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/cannabidiol-cbd-what-we-know-and-what-we-dont-2018082414476

(I'm sure you'll harp on the part about "more testing on humans is needed" and ignore the several studies that are cited.  Either way, there is plenty of scientific evidence that CBD works on a variety of problems, and there is probably more evidence coming.  Your blanket statement above is flat wrong.)

But Tylenol, which destroys your liver, and has been proven to be a placebo, is ok with this lot.

We use Cream of Pain.  You know it is working by the Sting.   I don't think the FDA adequately Police these things.  Great for feet.

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That's my sole down there

Good name for a topical pain relief product would be "Dirt". People would say "Oh, your elbow hurts? Rub some Dirt on it and get back in there, ya pussy!"

2 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

We use Cream of Pain.  You know it is working by the Sting.   I don't think the FDA adequately Police these things.  Great for feet.

I like Cream of Mushroom.  I didn't even know that mushrooms gave milk.  

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I like Cream of Mushroom.  I didn't even know that mushrooms gave milk.  

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5 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I don't really have an opinion on CBD oil actually.  I don't have anything that it's supposedly useful for.

See, but you're wrong.  You are a person, and you've got something that isn't perfect going on with you.  CBD can fix that.  Its for everything.

I applied a couple doses of Dr Paco's Root Tonic to your mom's chest last night.

Ok it was just one dose then I fell asleep.

11 hours ago, Deej said:

But Tylenol, which destroys your liver, and has been proven to be a placebo, is ok with this lot.

Well, gonna nit pick here: anything that destroys your liver is definitely not a placebo. We only use liquid ibuprofen, and I’ve scaled way back on that shit too. 

Looks like we are going to need TwiceHorn  to get a stinger or a touch of Sciatica and report back. 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Looks like we are going to need TwiceHorn  to get a stinger or a touch of Sciatica and report back. 

Or we could all participate in the ctj race for the disgrace and use it on all the surly members pulling up lame.

Just now, Bevo said:

Or we could all participate in the ctj race for the disgrace and use it on all the surly members pulling up lame.

Thats a big Twinkie. 

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18 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Well, gonna nit pick here: anything that destroys your liver is definitely not a placebo. We only use liquid ibuprofen, and I’ve scaled way back on that shit too. 

Looks like we are going to need TwiceHorn  to get a stinger or a touch of Sciatica and report back. 

Actually, I broke a collarbone and had a really sweet mallet finger that required surgery in December.   I had a touch of the hypersensitivity pain where they cut open my finger, stuck a screw in it and a K wire, which they unceremoniously yanked out in March.  But that has passed painwise.

I just have been lucky or whatever in not having chronic or lingering pain to much extent.  I know it's an issue for some folk though.

3 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

This thread goin' about the way you hoped it would, Twice?

 

Based on the title, I thought this thread was gonna be about Ted Cruz.  

There can't even be a Ted's Pain Cream thread without some of you needing to apply some Ted's Pain Cream on your inflamed buttholes.

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

There can't even be a Ted's Pain Cream thread without some of you needing to apply some Ted's Pain Cream on your inflamed buttholes.

Does it work?

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5 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

This thread goin' about the way you hoped it would, Twice?

 

Bahaha.  Since no one seems to have used it, it's about par for the course.  Maybe someone will though.  I thought the local connection was interesting.

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1 hour ago, smwhorn said:

Based on the title, I thought this thread was gonna be about Ted Cruz.  

"Ted' conjures a lot of mental images, doesn't it.  This was among my first thoughts.

 

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The Nuge doesn't feel pain, he just inflicts it. Like seagulls fighting with bagpipes.

Did you make this post just to share your shitty opinion on CBD oil?

No. Just to humblebrag 'bout watchin' NPR.
5 hours ago, woohorn said:
On 9/19/2019 at 5:25 PM, ztejas said:
Did you make this post just to share your shitty opinion on CBD oil?

 

No. Just to humblebrag 'bout watchin' NPR.

You must be an old.

I actually had no idea that acetaminophen is largely ineffective.  I don't take it, mostly because alcohol doesn't need any help destroying my liver, but after a little googling I learned that although Tylenol might do a little to aleve (hmm) non-inflammatory pain or cut a fever, otherwise it's pretty much worthless.  No thanks to Ted and his CBD cream.

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10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I actually had no idea that acetaminophen is largely ineffective.  I don't take it, mostly because alcohol doesn't need any help destroying my liver, but after a little googling I learned that although Tylenol might do a little to aleve (hmm) non-inflammatory pain or cut a fever, otherwise it's pretty much worthless.  No thanks to Ted and his CBD cream.

Acetaminophen seems to work pretty well on headaches and since it isn't an NSAID, it doesn't pose the risk of stomach bleeding and heart attack. 

I cannot read the OP without thinking of...

 

7 hours ago, Bevo said:

Acetaminophen seems to work pretty well on headaches and since it isn't an NSAID, it doesn't pose the risk of stomach bleeding and heart attack. 

Googling shows it works on headaches about as well as a placebo.

6 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

I like Aleve- does it to anything bad to you?

It will tear your stomach up. When I shattered my hand, they told me to take 2 Aleve twice a day, and gave me a prescription to some powerful meds to counteract the effect, because god forbid they give me an opiate.

What about Voodoo Pain Relief?

Paulie Howard tells me the stuff really works...

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