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1 minute ago, WBT said:

 

I liked Simone when she was at KPRC. Now that she moved to Alabama she's all SECSECSEC. Lame. 

I know who the non Houstonians are on the thread. Unfortunately, Lainie just left Channel 2. 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

??? Aren't they from New Orleans?

Shit well apparently they are. But I saw the 610 and had to assume Houston. Why the fuck are they called that? Oh well, I like New Orleans too. 

14 minutes ago, NowThis said:

congrats on breaking even

 

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That's not how that works. If he put the same amount on both he's up 150%*. 

bet $100 to win $175 for a  houston win

halftime bet was 30 on Tulane to win $106.50

Netted out smooth $6.50 profit. Assuming a 3.5 hour game, that works out to a robust $1.85/hr. Not ready to quit my day job yet, but I think I'm onto something. Working is for suckers. 

 

She can call me daddy

 

 

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

 

bet $100 to win $175 for a  houston win

halftime bet was 30 on Tulane to win $106.50

Netted out smooth $6.50 profit. Assuming a 3.5 hour game, that works out to a robust $1.85/hr. Not ready to quit my day job yet, but I think I'm onto something. Working is for suckers. 

 

Oh so you just straight hedged your loss. Nice. 

6 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Mountain aggy fans are laughing 

which one's mountain aggy? Colorado State?

Just now, texifornia said:

which one's mountain aggy? Colorado State?

I think he meant WVU.

18 minutes ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

What a finish.   Poetic justice for Tulane getting screwed over.  

 

Can't tell which was better eye candy.  The finish to that game or  Coach Fritz's daughter.  https://www.instagram.com/lainiefritz/

Oh hell yes: 

 

 

 

 

That was awesome. I turned it on for Tulane’s final two offensive plays.  

Holgy has to be utterly wasted by now.

Those whiffed tackles on the last play definitely do NOT remind me of an infamous gif involving Texas players.

Coogfans is fucking hilarious right now. 

1 hour ago, Fletch said:

Coogfans is fucking hilarious right now. 

At least their basketball team is likely going to make a good run in the NCAA's again.

The problem is King just isn't a very accurate QB, and is not a good fit for Holgo's offense. He's a great play maker, but the passing game is lacking because of King. It also doesn't help that the UH WRs apparently all have stone hands.

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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

He’s probably drinking to forget 

that is dana's job

21 minutes ago, Fletch said:

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Hahah. They are more delusional than aggy. And I say that as a masters degree graduate from that shithole. 

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Oh hell yes: 

 

 

 

 

looks like she has to fart all the time...pass

She appears to be in good health. And by that I mean nice tits.

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Oh hell yes: 

 

 

 

 

But isn't Gene Simmons old enough to be her grandfather?

Yet another reason why we're not letting you into the Big 12, Houston. 

It's not fair.  It's just not.

Why did the refs change the rules at halftime to allow Tulane to tackle UH players but not allow UH to tackle Tulane players?  That's just not fair.

3 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Who's with me?

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So, you and six others for the gang bang? Sign says maximum of 7.

4 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Who's with me?

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7? Is she counting her nostrils or her ear holes?

12 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

So, you and six others for the gang bang? Sign says maximum of 7.

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Edited by Kel Varnsen

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Yeah, unfortunately facebook confirms this: 

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Could have been daughter?

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Would.  If it meant a shot at the daughters. 

Fuck houston. They got what they deserve. Dumb as shit for them to fire a 8-9 win coach in favor of a 7-8 win coach. 

 

Holgo will be gone in 4 years. Said it before the season and saying it again

Who's with me?
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Not too beaucoup?
Who the fuck are these announcers. Holy shit they’re bad 
It's epidemic across all networks these days, even so called "A teams" on ESPN, ABC, Fox etc suck donkey schlongs compared to back in the day..
12 minutes ago, ousux said:
14 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:
Who the fuck are these announcers. Holy shit they’re bad 

It's epidemic across all networks these days, even so called "A teams" on ESPN, ABC, Fox etc suck donkey schlongs compared to back in the day..

This is the one thing where the old folks are right. They all are trying to "build their personal brand" with terrible jokes and bland patter, all the stories they tell about the teams are just canned focus-grouped pablum, and they leave so little room for the game to breathe by talking over everything.

Edited by texifornia

Lol the DB attempt at the end is pathetic. Could have easily tackled him at the 5 yard line and maybe forced a FG

Dana is Bill Connelly?
 
Has he ever seen an ending with a desperation bomb td late in the fourth quarter and two point conversion for a highly improbable win in a game where you were mostly dominated?

Sorry, holgy, those go both ways.
26 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is the one thing where the old folks are right. They all are trying to "build their personal brand" with terrible jokes and bland patter, all the stories they tell about the teams are just canned focus-grouped pablum, and they leave so little room for the game to breathe by talking over everything.

This. If I never hear "dropped a dime" to describe a pass again, it'll be too soon. 

All these no talent assclowns speak fluent douchbag these days. 

30 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is the one thing where the old folks are right. They all are trying to "build their personal brand" with terrible jokes and bland patter, all the stories they tell about the teams are just canned focus-grouped pablum, and they leave so little room for the game to breathe by talking over everything.

I look forward to two things when college football broadcasting moves out of the stone age and starts giving options to the viewers.

1.) The ability to mute the announcers and just get crowd noise, bands, and mic's of field.

2.) Ability to actually utilize high definition televisions to zoom out and actually let us see the football game.  If not all 22, somewhere in between current zoom and all 22.

6 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

This. If I never hear "dropped a dime" to describe a pass again, it'll be too soon. 

All these no talent assclowns speak fluent douchbag these days. 

office space side eye GIF

12 hours ago, Machinator said:

Still can't get over this play.

 

this is why Tulane sucks. they spent their time practicing a play they will never use.

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