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4 hours ago, golfclap said:

I hope to fuck he's playing TE. 

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Maybe they're hoping he becomes what Epps didn't.

6 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Maybe they're hoping he becomes what Epps didn't.

Epps is only a RS Freshman.  Let’s give him a little bit of time before we write him off 

3 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Epps is only a RS Freshman.  Let’s give him a little bit of time before we write him off 

This is logical but I think he's going to passed up with a quickness.

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1 minute ago, maninblack said:

This is logical but I think he's going to passed up with a quickness.

Oh hah, I thought you meant if he could add TE bulk.

Just now, texifornia said:

Oh hah, I thought you meant if he could add TE bulk.

That's actually why I think he's going to be passed up. He can't add bulk and adds nothing but size at the WR spot. 

Is he a possibility at H back?

So a faster version of LilJordan.....sounds good to me. 

....and top 10 in the Looch rankings. 

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2 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

So a faster version of LilJordan.....sounds good to me. 

....and top 10 in the Looch rankings. 

I just noticed this. #9 in Liucci's rankings. Poor kid is about to drop out of his top 25 now. 

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6 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

I just noticed this. #9 in Liucci's rankings. Poor kid is about to drop out of his top 25 now. 

More like #45

I can already see Luiccis narrative: Just when Jimbo thinks he lands the knock out blow, underhanded Herman does the Undertaker wake up and tombstones that cuck. 

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20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Leon is just pissed because aggy lost someone he might actually have a chance at covering in practice.

Have we ever had an Irish wide receiver

Edited by ClubWhatever

6 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Congrats to this kid on his new f250.

Mmmmm.... if we did pay for him I don’t think we paid that much

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

Leon, what about Sharks??

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Just goes to show what happens when you send a turtle to do a mongoose's work.

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Have we ever had an Irish wide receiver

We had a McCoy for one semester, does that count?

30 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Have we ever had an Irish wide receiver

Wane McGarrity

1 hour ago, EZ$ said:

So a faster version of LilJordan.....sounds good to me. 

....and top 10 in the Looch rankings. 

He could have 2,000 yards receiving this season and he still won’t stay in Looch’s top 10.  Maybe not even top 20.

41 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

Wane McGarrity

 

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

We had a McCoy for one semester, does that count?

Just like those traditional Irish bagpipes and kilts.

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8 hours ago, CowboyFred said:

About to drive to Houston for a bachelor party...this news is a great start and sign of things to come 

Hold on...I think you want tits in your face not Herman dragging his nuts across your face. Thats the Jizzbo Special.

FUCK YOU aggy.

Can not wait for chin pubes to spin this.

Hook'em 

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

I was looking at the 2020 class on 247 and noticed this:

 

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Is this the guy that’s loathe to make a prediction until it’s a done deal but predicted Texas for this kid when he was an aggy commit?

Yep. He made the pick before Omeire committed but never changed it. He fell ass-backwards into this one.

11 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Then they guessed wrong.  Can you see this guy being able to play RB or Wildcat QB?

no

LJH was THE exception at running the ball in small spaces for a guy his size.  I can't think of a valid comparison in terms of size and athlete (non-QB), though I'm shooting my foot here.  LJH also seems to throw the damn ball well for a WR. 

We may have a few younger guys on our roster a la Eagles, Kennedy Estelle, and Troy Omeire who could fit the bill of a larger WR getting direct snaps from Center or handoff from QB but that just seems doubtful for an WR or that size. I still think Herman's schemes excels when one his primary running backs backs perform analogous functions (RB sweeps / Jet Motions) or whatever it was they did at Ohio State to get Zeke the ball.  

What Humphrey lacked in speed, he certainly made up for in boxing out for 1v1's.  I love me some Eagles but haven't seen him up to LJH or Collin's level of boxing out.  Below, are two plays in a row where he gets "outplayed" by their 6'0" corner.  

https://cdn.theathletic.com/app/uploads/2019/09/18171123/Sam-Ehlinger-catches-LSU-with-10-players-on-the-field-for-TD-pass-to-Brennan-Eagles-ESPN.mp4?_=1

1.)  Possible timing issues between Sam and Eagles.  Still, it weren't pretty.  DB got more of his hand on the ball than Eagles*
2.) Possibly worst execution than the first but with a better result. Remember last year when Kris Boyd would mistime balls in the air that could have been otherwise intercepted. Yeah, that could have easily been an interception.*
 
*The optimist in me says Sam and Eagles weren't on the same page on the first play, and corrected it (1-0 BABY!) on the second play by outsmarting their safety into misplaying the ball (a la Kris Boyd).  Don't listen to me though -- there's an article below that provides some detailed GIF analysis of plays from this season.
 

Edited by The Whistler

Jumped on Texags for a moment.  Didn't take long to get to "slow played by Jimbo", "several better croots lined up and waiting", "asked to look around", and several of your other favorites.  There was one reasonable ag that pointed out that Price was slower and less regarded than TO, so I guess he will be slow played and replaced soon as well?  They did not have an answer for that. Brauny guy was quoted as it came out of left field.  That left it difficult for them to rationalize Jimbo telling TO to look around, but they are working on it.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3061107

eta: added link.

Edited by fattyflattie

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13 minutes ago, The Whistler said:

no

LJH was THE exception at running the ball in small spaces for a guy his size.  I can't think of a valid comparison in terms of size and athlete (non-QB), though I'm shooting my foot here.  LJH also seems to throw the damn ball well for a WR. 

We may have a few younger guys on our roster a la Eagles, Kennedy Estelle, and Troy Omeire who could fit the bill of a larger WR getting direct snaps from Center or handoff from QB but that just seems doubtful for an WR or that size. I still think Herman's schemes excels when one his primary running backs backs perform analogous functions (RB sweeps / Jet Motions) or whatever it was they did at Ohio State to get Zeke the ball.  

What Humphrey lacked in speed, he certainly made up for in boxing out for 1v1's.  I love me some Eagles but haven't seen him up to LJH or Collin's level of boxing out.  Below, are two plays in a row where he gets "outplayed" by their 6'0" corner.  

https://cdn.theathletic.com/app/uploads/2019/09/18171123/Sam-Ehlinger-catches-LSU-with-10-players-on-the-field-for-TD-pass-to-Brennan-Eagles-ESPN.mp4?_=1

1.)  Possible timing issues between Sam and Eagles.  Still, it weren't pretty.  DB got more of his hand on the ball than Eagles*
2.) Possibly worst execution than the first but with a better result. Remember last year when Kris Boyd would mistime balls in the air that could have been otherwise intercepted. Yeah, that could have easily been an interception.*
 
*The optimist in me says Sam and Eagles weren't on the same page on the first play, and corrected it (1-0 BABY!) on the second play by outsmarting their safety into misplaying the ball (a la Kris Boyd).  Don't listen to me though -- there's an article below that provides some detailed GIF analysis of plays from this season.
 

Kennedy Lewis. Montrell Estelle is a junior safety.

5 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Have we ever had an Irish wide receiver

Liam O’Shaunessy. He was a walk on from 1998-2000, I believe.

16 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

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I'm not sure Herman is 100%, uhhh ... down(?) with this analogy, lol.

Another big, strong WR. Welcome to Omeire.

11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Says the guy who couldn’t tell a staff straight up he wasn’t going to make a visit and instead opting for a nail-in-the-tire excuse after the fact. 

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The reference to “SEC caliber” is the giant flashing signal that this individual is a lying idiotic rube. He probably was the original inspiration for Thujone’s aggy caricature. I continue to be amazed at the delusional state of these people.
8 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Jumped on Texags for a moment.  Didn't take long to get to "slow played by Jimbo", "several better croots lined up and waiting", "asked to look around", and several of your other favorites.  There was one reasonable ag that pointed out that Price was slower and less regarded than TO, so I guess he will be slow played and replaced soon as well?  They did not have an answer for that. Brauny guy was quoted as it came out of left field.  That left it difficult for them to rationalize Jimbo telling TO to look around, but they are working on it.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3061107

eta: added link.

Their best minds are on it.  I understand there is a cyclotron being built as well. 

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