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Cephus raping the wolverine corner.

5 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

That was pretty much us for about 5 years straight under Mack before we finally broke through. 

disagree.

 

we went 9,9,11,11,10 Mack's first 5 years, then 11 again, then finally'05

and back then we only played 12 or 13 games including the bowl game.   10 wins was a lot tougher to do back then. 

now we play 13 games if we dont make the  big 12 championship game, (incl bowl game)  14 if we do, and 15 if you make the championship.

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Just now, Underdog said:

Harbaugh to UCLA?

That’s actually not a terrible idea.  

That's an incredible throw by the Wisky QB. Kid got blasted too.

5 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I still cant believe these announcers are still complaining about the catch.

 

the ball fucking moved more than a little bit when he hit the ground. by definition thats not a catch.  not sure what the fuck Pererrrrraaa is talking about either, that dudes opinion sucks balls. 

Joel Klatt was openly rooting for Michigan in the Army game. Even expressed a loud "Whew!" when UM survived in overtime. 

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Joel Klatt was openly rooting for Michigan in the Army game. Even expressed a loud "Whew!" when UM survived in overtime. 

I had forgotten about that, as I heard that too.

9 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I still cant believe these announcers are still complaining about the catch.

 

the ball fucking moved more than a little bit when he hit the ground. by definition thats not a catch.  not sure what the fuck Pererrrrraaa is talking about either, that dudes opinion sucks balls. 

They knew that play cost us any chance at having a game.

5 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Michigan just doesn't look well coached.

they look "under athleted" as well

I tell you what, I love America, only country in the world where we allow biotechs to advertise their medicines.

 

I always love discovering a brand new ( to me) disease that I had never heard of before, but now there is a supposed cure for it. 

 

love me some pnue-mo-cock-L pneumonia 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Michigan looks closer to #111 than #11.

Somewhere in the middle

Shows how strong the Michigan influence is. Everywhere Jim has been, he's changed the culture. The Michigan culture has changed him.

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1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Is Harbaugh done after this season? Michigan is clearly not very good 

He's got 10 more years of runway.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

I tell you what, I love America, only country in the world where we allow biotechs to advertise their medicines.

 

I always love discovering a brand new ( to me) disease that I had never heard of before, but now there is a supposed cure for it. 

 

love me some pnue-mo-cock-L pneumonia 

You love some weird things, dude.

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Is Harbaugh done after this season? Michigan is clearly not very good 

I don’t see why they would keep him if he loses to Ohio State for fifth time and finish third or worse.

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Just now, Horn80 said:

I don’t see why they would keep him if he loses to Ohio State for fifth time and finish third or worse.

He's a Michigan Man.

Just now, Horn80 said:

I don’t see why they would keep him if he loses to Ohio State for fifth time and finish third or worse.

Michigan seems...not smart. They could have canned him after going 0-5 or some shit when they had the chance. I wonder what his buyout is?

Michigan is Boring, predictable, mistake prone, and not up to standard on the line of scrimmage when they play anyone of worth. 

 

Hey FOX Sports and ESPN, showing wrestling and video games isn't going up save your ratings (at least I fucking hope not).

Mich won't be ranked at year end. TOSU will beat them by 40.  Had they lost to Army, they would have missed a bowl. Harbaugh should be fired at year end, what's his buyout??

5 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I tell you what, I love America, only country in the world where we allow biotechs to advertise their medicines.

 

I always love discovering a brand new ( to me) disease that I had never heard of before, but now there is a supposed cure for it. 

 

love me some pnue-mo-cock-L pneumonia 

my new favorite is Peyronie's disease

those ads are so interesting I am thinking about smashing my dick into a wall just to get the medicine

Michigan seems...not smart. They could have canned him after going 0-5 or some shit when they had the chance. I wonder what his buyout is?

Currently $17MM, not sure if it decreases after this season.

Patterson was the annual overhyped Michigan Heisman hopeful. Damn i hate the media dorks.

Just now, Dark Horse said:


Currently $17MM, not sure if it decreases after this season.

Got damn! They could just burn the school down and use the insurance money 

Jim Harbaugh not being able to find or mold a quarterback who even broaches competent in 5 years at fucking Michigan of all places is insane to me. Never would have predicted that.

Michigan's offense:

1) 1 yard run left,

2) 1 yard run right,

3) throw ball 20 yards downfield into double coverage.

 

Working pretty well for them.

Just now, Dark Horse said:


Currently $17MM, not sure if it decreases after this season.

maybe they can get with a massively desperate Tennessee and work something out

Harbaugh would not even do as well in the SEC SEC SEC as he is under performing in the Big 10, but maybe he could get Tennessee to a bowl game for a few years before they pay him to go away and try and hire a coach from one of the Mississippi schools or Kentucky

Truvada for Prep should sponsor Michigan football. It might work, or you might get Aids...sry, theres a joke in there somewhere 

2 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:


Currently $17MM, not sure if it decreases after this season.

$8m for 9 wins and an inspiring Outback Bowl appearance.

Every week Vegas gives one game away, you should stop gambling and seek help if you took Michigan +3

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I look forward to having Shea Patterson seat my wife and I next time we visit Olive Garden next year

why not wait until he steps up to Cheese Cake Factory or (stolen from another Surly Member) do you not have the attention span for the CCF menu

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Michigan 24-17.

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Just now, ButtFumble said:

why not wait until he steps up to Cheese Cake Factory or (stolen from another Surly Member) do you not have the attention span for the CCF menu

Yeah, like he's moving up in the world. Come on, man. I almost went with Applebee's 

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