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Only word I can think of to describe this - Juicy.

There is zero chance Dylan McCaffrey is worse than Patterson.

Michigan is going to need to make the most of every possession because they're not going to get many in the second half. 

1 minute ago, El Diablo said:

Only word I can think of to describe this - Juicy.

I dont think he made the transition over... which sucks,  not because of his MI homerism, but because we dont get anymore pictures of his Rotty, Derp 

Michigan needs to leave that dockers wearing fraud in the parking lot.

So I guess the statement Shea Patterson said Michigan was going to make today was “you’re fired!”

33 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I mean, I get it, but he would've beaten San Diego St, right?

Sorry.  I'm still mad at y'all for Rout 66.

No one should feel sorry for us.  It’s up to us to pull ourselves out of this.  Just not sure Chip is the one to do it.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I dont think he made the transition over... which sucks,  not because of his MI homerism, but because we dont get anymore pictures of his Rotty, Derp 

Unfortunately you’re wrong. 

14 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

What did numbnuts Connelly think was going to happen in this game?

He had Wisconsin winning by 9.

Just now, Pancho said:

Is Harbaugh wearing BluBlockers?

I'm just glad he ditched the Woody Hayes horn rims. 

This is very entertaining.  I'm not even a Michigan hater, but who doesn't like to watch things burn?

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

disagree.

 

we went 9,9,11,11,10 Mack's first 5 years, then 11 again, then finally'05

and back then we only played 12 or 13 games including the bowl game.   10 wins was a lot tougher to do back then. 

now we play 13 games if we dont make the  big 12 championship game, (incl bowl game)  14 if we do, and 15 if you make the championship.

Mack was 38-13 his first 4 years

and

Harbaugh 38-14 his fist 4 years

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I dont think he made the transition over... which sucks,  not because of his MI homerism, but because we dont get anymore pictures of his Rotty, Derp 

Haha, Derp got the old boy in trouble. Well, it was some dickhead doing the doxx shit but still...

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Is Harbaugh wearing BluBlockers?

Would make sense. He doesn’t want to watch his own team.

Why is Harbaugh wearing sunglasses on a cloudy day? 

No one deserves Harbaugh more than Michigan

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

It just moved.

5 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I'm just glad he ditched the Woody Hayes horn rims. 

I hate Harbaugh, but those horn-rimmed glasses were sick. I have a pair, so shut it!

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Bradshaw is bigger than his couch. 

And the couch is smarter than him.

Just now, Horn80 said:

And the couch is smarter than him.

If you listen closely, you can hear the couch whimper when Bradshaw flops his fat ass on it. 

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Like a bag of sand!

8 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Why is Harbaugh wearing sunglasses on a cloudy day? 

To hide the tears. 

I bet that wisconsin titty chick fucks with much vigor.

Edited by Blotto

Michigan DBs tackling is horrible

Wisconsin is one of the few non-spread offenses that's actually fun to watch. Total domination.

9 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I hate Harbaugh, but those horn-rimmed glasses were sick. I have a pair, so shut it!

You're the guy who thought Joe Burrow was a 4th string scrub so I'm going to assume it's a real possibility that you don't know who Woody Hayes is. 

8 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

And the couch is smarter than him.

Bradshaw couldn't spell couch if you spotted him the ouch.

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Is LSU the only team to debut a "new-look" offense this year and actually do it properly? Just our luck.

35-0.  I get the feeling Wisconsin is going to win this game.

It’s official.  Michigan is a bunch of cunts.  35-0.

36 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Him and big cat have been talking about this game since the spring. The fact that it went south this badly/quickly for portnoy is just hilarious 

Just now, Yuk said:

35-0.  I get the feeling Wisconsin is going to win this game.

Michigan is going to need more scores than they'll have possessions. 

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