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im sick of this instant "defenseless" runner bullshit anytime anyone gets close to a running QB. Rules made by people who never played the game

Good God. The Michigan players can't even touch a football without hurting themselves. Better gear up for taking another overseas trip and not work on toughness this off-season. 

Was up late and just woke up. Michigan is such fucking trash LOL. 

Just now, Iceman said:

As maddening as Murray was last year with his slides, at least it made it clear not to hit his ass when he gave up the play.

These QBs are running like RBs.  They should be fucking hit.

Yup.

Just now, Yuk said:

An idea to get hits like that out of the game is for the QB to slide.

Yeah and slide BEFORE a defender is a foot away starting to make a tackle. These fucks slide at the last possible second and put their head right in the hitbox for the tackle, then everyone freaks out when they get hit in the head.

You aren't invincible at QB running, you should only be protected for a slide if there's no defenders within a yard.

13 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

so you give Mack no credit for getting his team to 2 conf championship games in his first 4 seasons?  Yes he lost both, but Harbaugh's team hasnt made 1 yet. 

and again, those 2 losses were in seasons where you could only play 13 games max (unless you managed to play Hawaii and get an extra game), and you could only play 13 games if you played in a CCG.    Harbaugh gets 13 games every year if they dont play in the CCG but get a bowl.

the records might be similar, but there is a  huge fucking difference if your team plays in 2 CCG's in their HC's first 4 years, vs never fucking sniffing a CCG in the same timefram.

 

Who said anything about credit? In fact who did anything other than saying Harbaugh's beginning is sorta like Mack's? You're attacking an imprecise comparison for its imprecision. 

Edited by Catdaddyhorn

3 minutes ago, Colonel Mustard said:

im sick of this instant "defenseless" runner bullshit anytime anyone gets close to a running QB. Rules made by people who never played the game

Yep. He's defenseless, but he's trying to break a tackle and diving forward for a first down. Bull fucking shit how they make the QB some special runner.

2 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

Harbaugh's beginning is sorta like Mack's

Yeah no

The only similarity is I suppose a poor record against a rival

Edited by ztejas

just saw the score

they really went for two hahahah

well hell they only need 3 more TDs and 2 point conversions plus a field goal to tie it up!

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

just saw the score

they really went for two hahahah

well hell they only need 3 more TDs and 2 point conversions plus a field goal to tie it up!

They should've attempted an onside kick. 

13 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

shoulder not helmet clean hit 

Doesn’t have to be helmet to helmet to be targeting.

Can’t wait to see the train wreck that happens when they play Ohio. 

Harbough should be committed and these wolverines are fucking pathetic

Just now, Rhinotx said:

Can’t wait to see the train wreck that happens when they play Ohio. 

Watch them beat tOSU this year. 

Official get credit for that interception?

2 safeties out, pretty sure I'd be throwing deep every fucking play, because wtf do you have to lose. 

 

 

 

Oh yeah, Harbaugh is coaching, nm

13 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Wisconsin will likely jump us after this performance, unless we are extremely impressive in victory.

Undefeated teams who put up big wins against other undefeated teams tend to jump teams with losses. This isn’t basketball. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Watch them beat tOSU this year. 

Michigan wins some games, "turns it around", OSU comes in as slight favorites. Would love that, take OSU all day. 

Just now, Napoleon said:

Undefeated teams who put up big wins against other undefeated teams tend to jump teams with losses. This isn’t basketball. 

It's fine if Whiskey jumps us. Utah is going to fall, also, the rankings don't mean fucking jack shit until later in the year.

Klatt seems a little off today. Crush a few brews pregame?

2 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Undefeated teams who put up big wins against other undefeated teams tend to jump teams with losses. This isn’t basketball. 

I know Wiscy will jump us, they should.

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah no

The only similarity is I suppose a poor record against a rival

38-13 vs 38-14 over their 1st four years.  

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Klatt seems a little off today. Crush a few brews pregame?

He's got his good days and his bad days..

 

 

4 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Michigan wins some games, "turns it around", OSU comes in as slight favorites. Would love that, take OSU all day. 

Guys, Michigan is not beating OSU.

Just now, ztejas said:

Klatt seems a little off today. Crush a few brews pregame?

McCaffrey getting smoked gave him a Drew Kelson flashback.

8 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Wow, Mich is awful. Harbaugh will get fired 

 

Nah.

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Now, Michigan is any better than they were in Jim's first year?  I say no.  But that "Michigan Man" allure is strong.  

A reminder; aside from two Pioneer League titles in 2005 and 2006, he's never won a conference title, much less played in a conference title game.  

He might be a better pro coach than a college coach.

20 minutes ago, Colonel Mustard said:

im sick of this instant "defenseless" runner bullshit anytime anyone gets close to a running QB. Rules made by people who never played the game

Comments made by board game killers who think murder should be a misdemeanor.

At the thirty yard line by Colonel Mustard with the crown of a helmet.

6 minutes ago, Zavala said:

It's fine if Whiskey jumps us. Utah is going to fall, also, the rankings don't mean fucking jack shit until later in the year.

Do they mean anything ever under the new system?

12 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Michigan wins some games, "turns it around", OSU comes in as slight favorites. Would love that, take OSU all day. 

Michigan could win out until OSU and should still be a 2 TD underdog just based on the last 15 years. 

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Michigan could win out until OSU and should still be a 2 TD underdog just based on the last 15 years. 

Yeah, but hopefully if that happened,  UM would get hyped again, game of the year and the line would come down, making it all the easier to take OSU.  

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Has Peoples-Jones done anything today? 

Yes.  

 

Wisconsin fans crack me up, they probably realized early that Michigan had zero chance.  They were more excited for Jump Around than the actual game it has seemed.

10 minutes ago, pops said:

Do they mean anything ever under the new system?

The new system sucks worse than the computer rankings.

 

WIS giving Michigan some trash points in the 4th quarter. Need to tighten that up.

Michigan is going to get destroyed by tOSU.  

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

I said it against army Patterson is accurate about 20% of throws

Haven't seen Roschon throw yet but I wouldn't be surprised if he's already better

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