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Just now, texifornia said:

From TexAgs re: O'Neal

 

So from talking shi to benched in 4 games

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I'll miss aggy throwing around the word natty like they've been there in modern times.  But they'll cheer this loss because SEC.  

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

From TexAgs re: O'Neal

 

Almost like ones that talk shit don’t have it usually. 

Why has Auburn attempted a single pass? It's like taking candy from an Aggy out there.

Also I thought Mahlzan was undefeated in Babyarm College Station....

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

What the hell did Hill do?

just got transfer portalled to tamu

11 minutes ago, Rabidhorn said:

How do you know they are women? corps turds have the same shape and boobs.

touche

Looking forward to hearing how awesome aggy and Kroger are from fake Auburn fans. 

This feels like an early oughts coach Fran smooth butt fucking at the hands of Colorado or Tech 

The jumbo buy out thread on Texags is nice 
Lolz, how many aggys can take out a 3rd mortgage?
1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Like a hot knife through a bunch of fatass DTs. 

I believe the proper nomenclature for fatass DTs is cubes.

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

I'll miss aggy throwing around the word natty like they've been there in modern times.  But they'll cheer this loss because SEC.  

Most quality losses of any team in the nation

Just now, Shaddie said:

Almost like ones that talk shit don’t have it usually. 

That's the easiest part.  Like saying natty and being a playoff team in July/August.  Then the actual season begins and furk it all up.  

Hilarious, except for the fact those dumbfucks spent $75 million of Harvey relief money on this shit.

can sombody check up on swanderedtalent? he's gotta be distraught over the ass beating his aggy are taking.
prolly find him in the fetal position rocking back and forth.

Two games against top 10 teams and they have barely had a pulse in either. Not a good sign for next season!

2 minutes ago, Snacks said:

pryor jr did not want to be involved, but he wanted to be near...

Saw that

I believe the proper nomenclature for fatass DTs is cubes.

I just like aggy’s sense of tao and balance: a shitty DL to go with a shitty OL.

Aggy using a LSU cramp-out

Don't let this game hide the fact we're the best 2-2 team in the country ya stupid t-sips. Whoooooop!!! 

1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Best fans ever are exiting en masse.

They're just going to buy the hotdogs before they run out of the 80k supply.

8 minutes remaining 4th qtr...  😄

28 - 10

War Eagle leads

2 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

Looking forward to hearing how awesome aggy and Kroger are from fake Auburn fans. 

my insulin pump was running out and some aggy gave me their s then jumped in the amberlamps to go to the hospital instead of me

we got another extra SEC time out on the field.  --all credit to another Surly poster.  

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1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Auburn at 8 is still fucking laughable

Completely agree. They are not even close to top 10. But SEC.

Just now, GabrielsHorn said:

Two games against top 10 teams and they have barely had a pulse in either. Not a good sign for next season!

Whaddaya mean?! That’s just good aggy defense. Didn’t allow 30 in either game. 

Holy shit if Ausbon's really hurt this offense will go from garbage to hot garbage

I'll miss aggy throwing around the word natty like they've been there in modern times.  But they'll cheer this loss because SEC.  


Yes, you bring up a good point: when one loses to a might SEC-SEC-SEC team that’s essentially the same as a win against a non-SEC team, right?

aggy doesn't leave early, they just run out of ass for bleacher seat

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

we got another extra SEC time out on the field.  

Is Ausbon really the guy they'd have go down?

Going to be an eye opener for aggy in 2 years when they realize monds not their only problem

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Damn their #1 WR is down and they are checking his quad/hammy/knee.... If he goes down, Mond will go even more in his shell

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Hilarious, except for the fact those dumbfucks spent $75 million of Harvey relief money on this shit.

No, the Harvey relief money is going to backstop the disastrous teacher-student-ratio needed to support their massive enrollment

They got the money for boomhauer baggins and the stadium bonds with annual AUF payments.   I.e., our money.

1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Don't let this game hide the fact we're the best 2-2 team in the country ya stupid t-sips. Whoooooop!!! 

2-2 for now.

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

aggy are leaving. I thought they were the best fans on the planet.

True but they never stated that they were the best on THIS planet.  Boom.  Scoreboard Aggies.  Got Jimbo.

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