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2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

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Imagine being this fucking stupid.

Don’t worry Ryan, lots of ags may leave this one in an ambulance 

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Just now, Enchubben said:

Bet Zach Evans loves watching this offensive shitshow.

you guys hearing that clicking clack of the roller coaster hitting the top?

He's allegedly at the game. He fits the aggy turdition well as he is running out of schools to commit to.

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Didn't miss the game, just ran out of insulin.

Disgusted with how much.i laughed

aggy blaming their dark uniforms for their fat asses huffing and puffing while Auburn doesn't seem to mind the blistering 91 degree heat at all.

I can't screen shot, and I'm sure it has been watergated by now, but it was there, by God..

 

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Disgusted with how much.i laughed

Don't be hard on yourself, you're only a MonkeyDoughnut.

Aggie always have 4 or 5 guys chasing the play with no intention in trying to make a play

2 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

To bad Demas shower cap is cutting the circulation to his brain to think clearly 

The shower cap is filled with $$$--bigger hat means more $$$.  You hear how some people prefer mattresses?  Demas prefers chef hats.  

Jesus, Auburn can run for 400 today if they want to.

Auburn is going to rush for over 300 yards.

why would you need two downs to get that against aggy when you can just get all the yards you need and more in one down

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Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

If Auburn doesn't run for 300+ yards this game they're doing it wrong.

As they just throw for a TD. But your point is valid. Make that aggy d keep sucking air all game.

Heh.  Heh heh.

Aggy in trouble

Ahhhhhhahahahahahahahha

Y'all forgot about somebody.  Dipshit ass dorks.

Auburn is way way faster than A&M.

 

It’s not every day you see a true freshman QB walk in to Pyle field and shit stomp the fightin’ Texum bulldogs! Whoop(s)!!!!

4 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

Imagine King in this offense next year.

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lulz to all those fucks on the other thread thinking aggy was going dominate Barn

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Ahhhhhhahahahahahahahha

Y'all forgot about somebody.  Dipshit ass dorks.

Lol right

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Elko is a goddamn wizard.

Should have took the Temple job when his stock was at its peak.

Yup, run around the perimeter away from the fatball DL sourdough And take advantage of the slow LB’s and DB’s.

Who knew you could shut down division 2 schools with an average power 5 defense?

4 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Bet Zach Evans loves watching this offensive shitshow.

you guys hearing that clicking clack of the roller coaster hitting the top?

/gloriousbasterds gif

Jimbo makes how much?

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It just dawned on me that given Malzahn wants out of Auburn, he may be thinking about the post-Jimbo opening in the next year or two. May have put in a little extra work this week.

Whoop!  Gonna beat Bama, UGA and LSU this year.  Everybody to the coaster. 

"Jimbo's Glazed Rectum" is a weird nickname for a defense but it's their defense.  The aggies can call it what they want.  

Demas has to be getting six figures to stay committed to this shitshow. 

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

It’s not every day you see a true freshman QB walk in to Pyle field and shit stomp the fightin’ Texum bulldogs! Whoop(s)!!!!

Only because they don't play every day.

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