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Good fuck. Smu has good soccer teams. Go hold tryouts for a fucking kicker. Men and women. 

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Welp. That's why we went for 2 earlier. 

Also, BETTER WATCH YOUR ASS UCF!

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1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

'Stangs with some sting.

Sting?

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All those damn soccer players in the Metroplex and SMU can’t find one kicker?

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God our kicking game is shit

48 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

TCUs outfits (I won’t even call them uniforms) are the ugliest looking thing I’ve seen in cfb since Maryland helmets

The helmet and jersey aren't even the same shade of purple.  Did no one notice that until the game started?  That's not to mention the stupid pointy necklace thing. 

That’s how I play defense in Madden with penalties off

Tackling the RB and QB at the same time is impressive.

Haven't watched TCU this year. Is their QB as bad as his stats suggest?

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Hey TCU shut the fuck up it's a free play you cocksuckers

3 minutes ago, Dirk X West said:

The helmet and jersey aren't even the same shade of purple.  Did no one notice that until the game started? 

They don't need to be.  

But yeah, the duct tape numbers need to go.

Just now, clapclapclap said:

They don't need to be.  

But yeah, the duct tape numbers need to go.

They don't have to be - like primary blue and navy blue look good together - but they do have to match in some way.  

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Keondre Coburn is going to murder Duggan's entire family

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Proche might add to the SMU WR corps in the NFL

Come on boo....punch this in

Pony up mother fucker

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Just run it down their USC reject fucking throats

31 1st half points against Fatterson’s defense.....Texas will score 50 on them this year

Lol at my dumbass talking up this TCU D in the Xii thread.  What an idiot!

TCU with the great fakeout of calling a fair catch on the other side of the field to fool the kicking team.  

Except they forgot to check on the legality of that.

3 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

31 1st half points against Fatterson’s defense.....Texas will score 50 on them this year

OU May 77 their ass ala aggy.  Where’s Jolly?

I'm liking the helmet and uniforms in general, good stuff.  Happy for Buechele, he was all class at Texas.  I'm glad he found an offense that suits him, dude is a baller.

Airhead Rob Stone - "TCU almost never gives up 31 points per game."  Except they did 4 times last year and 4 times in 2017.

SMU usually gives TCU a game. Wish i had bet on this one

Remember when Texas almost hired Cumbie as OC? Good God Roach’s offense is horribad. They might with two in Conference this year. 

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Airhead Rob Stone - "TCU almost never gives up 31 points per game."  Except they did 4 times last year and 4 times in 2017.

Yeah, TCU Patterson has a history of playing good defense, but good grief, do these people not even do research?  They haven't a had a great defense in 4-5 years now.

Lol at my dumbass talking up this TCU D in the Xii thread.  What an idiot!


You’re a Sooner..
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LMAO who saw that LSU guard end that Vandy DT's career

33 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

All those damn soccer players in the Metroplex and SMU can’t find one kicker?

Kyle Rote?

2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

 


You’re a Sooner..

 

It is known.  I’ve gotten a few things right in my life though.  Just lucky maybe.  But this was not one of those good calls.  

7 minutes ago, Dirk X West said:

Yeah, TCU Patterson has a history of playing good defense, but good grief, do these people not even do research?  They haven't a had a great defense in 4-5 years now.

Perception is reality. 

He has a fan on his mouthpiece. My 10 year old self is so jealous of all the shit they have today. 

1 of 10 passing?  Orlando is going to bring 7 every play.  It always works!

 

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Big review here. He's short unfortunately. 

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Special teams is killing us.

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Johnson is fucking awesome

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