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Oklahoma State @ Texas - 630PM on ABC: Mensas vs Mullets

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3 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

oh fuck off fowler you dumb cunt. There's a bit of a difference between an unforced muff and a fuckin INT

That interception was as big a gift as it gets.

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Fun half. Good game so far. Jake giveth and Jake taketh away.

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Better hands, and the propensity to at least know whether to take it or let it bounce. 

B-b-b-but Smith can house it!

1 minute ago, Pantiesdrawer said:

Can't blame the dropped punt on anybody other than Jake Smith. He has the best hands on punt return by far. Whoever's calling for Jones back there is just moronic. 

if Jones dropped it they'd be crying about Smith has the best hands, Mensa fucked up putting Jones back there

Can't blame the dropped punt on anybody other than Jake Smith. He has the best hands on punt return by far. Whoever's calling for Jones back there is just moronic. 
let them prove that.
2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Gundy could beat Texas with a 7 dwarfs and a raccoon as QB

Trying not to laugh

The coaches shouldn't even have anyone back there on punt return.  Guard against the fake and run the clock out wherever the ball ends up.  Stupid coaching.

Just now, hookem48 said:

if Jones dropped it they'd be crying about Smith has the best hands, Mensa fucked up putting Jones back there

But Jones probably would have let it go.  Experience.

Our defense has actually played decently. Jake Smith finally had a freshman moment.

With everything that has gone against us, we’re still up. We’ve done very well in the 2nd half this season.

Would have been nice to have a bigger cushion, but if we play our game, we’re fine.

mullet has to know at the half they can throw for 400 in the 3rd qtr of gtexas doom 

 

if we come out with a 3 and out its going to hurt 

We always bring our worst effort to this game. It’s obvious that we are the better side; doesn’t matter- we suck against osu. And they will have 0 penalties at the end of this game. 

4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This osu team is a 5-6 win team

 

 

we lose and i want herman fired tonight

Are you trying to reclaim the neg rep championship belt?

It’s like Herman is getting dumber every season. 

DD should take punts.  How many times has he ever fucked up a catch?

cant wait til we come out and run bubble screens and tunnel screens all night 
 
spencer is not good, prob one of the shittiest we will see this year and he laughed at us 
our DBs are not playing well...

Buy Akina

Jake Smith really fucked us there, no doubt about it.

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

No way we should have anybody back for a punt with the time that was on the clock. Let it drop, run out the half. Stoooooopid!

Bingo, any fat fuck 7th grade coach knows this. You dont let ANYTHING bad happen before halftime.. Its Hermans fault for even having Jake back there

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

So frustrating man - week after week

You are the worst fucking poster on this board.

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

What is their 3rd down conversion rate? 60000%?

How would that even work? How would you convert more third downs than you attempted?

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Nut up boys. Okie lite always does this shit to us. We got Sam in our corner. We knew this was going to be a shootout, let's go win it with our guns firing. 

Except this time, it's not really Okie Lite doing it to us. Texas left a guaranteed 10 point lead on the table thanks our coaching staff's shitty decisions.

3 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

We always bring our worst effort to this game. It’s obvious that we are the better side; doesn’t matter- we suck against osu. And they will have 0 penalties at the end of this game. 

its no matter what you do, they always match you.  you can't put this fucking team down. Its so goddamn frustrating 

Well at least we aren't the only ones dropping punts. First highlight out off the box shows Georgia guy with dumbassitis.

4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This game is gonna come down to an osu 2pt conversion try

"you wanna win the game? Lets go win the fucking game"

Tom has to stop the coaching mistakes. Running that 4 down play into that defensive alignment when the OL clearly wasn't ready to fire off was on him. He's got to get us out of that play. Jones is your punt safe returner... why the hell did it change here? FFS

Why the fuck is Epps on the field? He plays like a disinterested pussy. He's standing around instead of trying to find someone to block on offense. He get pushed around by smaller players.   He doesn't even make an attempt to recover the muffed punt. He's right there... he just fucking stands there and looks at it.  He probably couldn't have gotten it, but play like you give a fuck.

You are the worst fucking poster on this board.
goddamnit!

I shall redouble my efforts!

ohio state puts up 76 maryland puts up 70 penn state puts up 79  clemson up 5 tds at the half  we well we  ........... well 

1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Countdown until Okie State Defense starts cramping.

I've never seen us do this, OSU has been a victim of that too often and I don't think our fans would stand for us doing it too....

But what Gundy will do is if you sub on offense late into the play clock he'll sub on defense and have them take their sweet ass time so there's a delay of game penalty

The stadium is dead because we should never be in a fucking shootout with these fucks.

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5 minutes ago, RPM said:
Not before Okie Lite runs out of meth.

they'll never run out...

supply/demand

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This game is gonna come down to an osu 2pt conversion try

If that happens, I have no faith in Texas stopping OSU.

2 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Can we get a new DB coach at halftime?

How about a defensive coordinator too?

Loving that we can watch halftime on ESPN3, loved the LHB show with Snarky Puppy(!!!) of all things 

hopefully we open up the play book in the 2nd half 

Well at least we aren't the only ones dropping punts. First highlight out off the box shows Georgia guy with dumbassitis.

Kirby Smart should be fired...
4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

The coaches shouldn't even have anyone back there on punt return.  Guard against the fake and run the clock out wherever the ball ends up.  Stupid coaching.

We had 2 timeouts, so we probably score on that final drive. So it was a 10-14 pt swing. So frustrating....

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