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Oklahoma State @ Texas - 630PM on ABC: Mensas vs Mullets

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Ehlinger is having a Heisman performance so far.

This Jake Smith guy is going to be pretty good. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Is Sam a grown man or what?

He is. And you're married, so can only admire from afar.

I like how he made sure there was no doubt it was a catch

Sorry about T. Boone. Now bend over.

Really wish we would get our TEs off the field and just go 4 wide with dev and jake on the field at the same time. so much to account for 

payy attention croots if youre worth a shit and want to ball out as a freshman come to texas 

if Ehlinger keeps this up..... we probably wont have him next year.  Hes making some seriously sharp throws.    Not so much the Jake TD, but the DUV one sure as hell was NFL-esque

Probably a good time to pull out the catheter.
Lubed or unlubed?
Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

if Ehlinger keeps this up..... we probably wont have him next year.  Hes making some seriously sharp throws.    Not so much the Jake TD, but the DUV one sure as hell was NFL-esque

shut your whore mouth aggy

13 TDs - 0 Ints

Yet ESPN still thinks Trevor Lawrence should be higher in the Heisman odds right now

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

if Ehlinger keeps this up..... we probably wont have him next year.  Hes making some seriously sharp throws.    Not so much the Jake TD, but the DUV one sure as hell was NFL-esque

He's born to pay Texas QB. He'll be here his senior year. 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

payy attention croots if youre worth a shit and want to ball out as a freshman come to texas 

They're paying attention which is why Texas flipped an aggy commit.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

if Ehlinger keeps this up..... we probably wont have him next year.  Hes making some seriously sharp throws.    Not so much the Jake TD, but the DUV one sure as hell was NFL-esque

This is a falsehood.

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1 minute ago, RPM said:

Sorry about T. Boone.

i'm not

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Sam going to throw 5 TD's tonight 

He’s going to need them all

Fuck you Burger King with your ground tampon burger patties!!!!!

if Ehlinger keeps this up..... we probably wont have him next year.  Hes making some seriously sharp throws.    Not so much the Jake TD, but the DUV one sure as hell was NFL-esque
Sam will 100% play his senior year at Texas.

One. Hundred. Percent.
1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

if Ehlinger keeps this up..... we probably wont have him next year.  Hes making some seriously sharp throws.    Not so much the Jake TD, but the DUV one sure as hell was NFL-esque

He's great for us, but I'm not sure how well he fits in the NFL, honestly. He'll be back next year.

Fucking hook’em. I love this style of run it up their ass and the throw ball.

Really caught a break with that gift wrapped INT. Might be the difference in the game with how bad the secondary has been playing.

Herman dragging his nuts all over Gundy's mullet.  

Edited by Mdhorn

Finally we have the experienced QB and team in this conference. Conference play will be a breeze, too many teams breaking in raw QBs. OU and Baylor the only games that concern me TBH

Just now, BabaYaga said:

Fuck you Burger King with your ground tampon burger patties!!!!!

that wouldn't entirely be vegetarian, now, would it?

Block in the back in front of you bitch

Just now, sith_horn said:

Really caught a break with that gift wrapped INT. Might be the difference in the game with how bad the secondary has been playing.

that was a genuinely terrible throw. i'm glad he did it

 

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