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Oklahoma State @ Texas - 630PM on ABC: Mensas vs Mullets

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All in all a good half. Should have kicked a fg on 4th down and let the punt drop, and that’s on the coaching staff, but defense otherwise held them to one TD in the first half.  (Outside of muff)

That should be good enough to win. 

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Gundy going to come out in 2H and throw it 50x

Think youre right. we're gonna have to outscore them. We can go deep too, it seems. Just don't give away any more fucking points. Giving them the ball on the forty after that 4th down abortion gave them enough extra time for that final score. Shit coaching, to be sure.

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Is CJ out? Why the fuck is Epps even in the game? Dude couldn't get separation against 5'6 Rice DB's 

CJ is out and at the moment feeling like Epps needs to transfer. Looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane, and doesn't demonstrate much heart on the field.

After that shit, may not be a bad idea to get the ball in Jakes hands early next half. See if the motivation is there for redemption.

2 minutes ago, Colonel Mustard said:

Bingo, any fat fuck 7th grade coach knows this. You dont let ANYTHING bad happen before halftime.. Its Hermans fault for even having Jake back there

50 seconds left and 2 timeouts, you fair catch it, especially since it was short.

Don’t sober up now. Hook’em! 

2 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Tom has to stop the coaching mistakes. Running that 4 down play into that defensive alignment when the OL clearly wasn't ready to fire off was on him. He's got to get us out of that play. Jones is your punt safe returner... why the hell did it change here? FFS

Why the fuck is Epps on the field? He plays like a disinterested pussy. He's standing around instead of trying to find someone to block on offense. He get pushed around by smaller players.   He doesn't even make an attempt to recover the muffed punt. He's right there... he just fucking stands there and looks at it.  He probably couldn't have gotten it, but play like you give a fuck.

Tom is fucking us on these decisions in crucial moments. Sam should have checked out of that bullshit ass call and ran something else or called a timeout. 

Still waiting for Epps to play with some kind of want to and physicality. 6'6" 240 something pounds and he gets pushed around and puts up a poor effort when covered tight. He's so soft I can't see him making a move to TE. 

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Think youre right. we're gonna have to outscore them. We can go deep too, it seems. Just don't give away any more fucking points. Giving them the ball on the forty after that 4th down abortion gave them enough extra time for that final score. Shit coaching, to be sure.

I don't see how our defense is going to turn it around at halftime especially if Malcolm Roach and Jalen Green are dinged up. Green looks like he might be out for the rest of the game.

Just now, hookem48 said:

50 seconds left and 2 timeouts, you fair catch it, especially since it was short.

Let it bounce.

Just now, Enchubben said:

All in all a good half. Should have kicked a fg on 4th down and let the punt drop, and that’s on the coaching staff, but defense otherwise held them to one TD in the first half.  (Outside of muff)

That should be good enough to win. 

You optimistic bastard.

Agree on the punt, but the true brain-dead play was Bimage on the personal foul. 14 point swing on two sterling instances of stupid. Excuse me while I decide between pouring another drink or slamming my dick in the door. ( insert pre-emptive "Why not Both?" GIF here)

 

Just now, Wishbone said:

After that shit, may not be a bad idea to get the ball in Jakes hands early next half. See if the motivation is there for redemption.

Just not on a punt. He's already scored one TD. Don't force it to him.

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Is CJ out?

Yes

9 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Why is it always such a beating playing this fucking team?

Who knows

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Jake smith shouldn’t be playing since he’s a freshman...

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

CJ is out and at the moment feeling like Epps needs to transfer. Looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane, and doesn't demonstrate much heart on the field.

Yeah, exactly. Plays like Jane. Shit, put Kennedy Lewis or Marcus Washington out there and I guarantee neither will let some okie defender punish them.

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1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Let it bounce.

and all you fuckers would be bitching about that 

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

Don’t sober up now. Hook’em! 

HELL YEAH NAVY MAN

Go Shane!

5 minutes ago, Atticus said:


We’ve done very well in the 2nd half this season.
 

our definitions of "very well" are vastly different.  weve been outscored  46-37 in the 4th quarter.    now 3rd quarter is good at 35-3, but we keep giving up shitloads of points in the 4th. 

 

Just now, Mileslong said:

Jake smith shouldn’t be playing since he’s a freshman...

should redshirt, last game this year I'm sure

2 minutes ago, Slade said:

Tom is fucking us on these decisions in crucial moments. Sam should have checked out of that bullshit ass call and ran something else or called a timeout. 

Still waiting for Epps to play with some kind of want to and physicality. 6'6" 240 something pounds and he gets pushed around and puts up a poor effort when covered tight. He's so soft I can't see him making a move to TE. 

Move em to BE(nch)

Jake smith shouldn’t be playing since he’s a freshman...


Stop it. You’ll set someone off.
Just now, Mileslong said:

Jake smith shouldn’t be playing since he’s a freshman...

Maybe not fielding punts or have been given instruction to not field the punt if there isn't adequate enough space.

10 minutes ago, Augustus said:

That interception was as big a gift as it gets.

bigger than that muff? my ass

Just now, d.plainview872 said:

If I ever see that pussy Herbstreit downtown I will pimp slap him

Fuck that. Shank that piece of shit.

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

and all you fuckers would be bitching about that 

No, we wouldn’t. We would be up by 8 at halftime and feeling pretty good about it.

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

and all you fuckers would be bitching about that 

Maybe all the other fuckers

Maybe accidentally breaking my glasses on that muffed punt was for the best. I won't be able to see this shit show clearly in the second half. 

OSU is not that good, we should be up by at least three scores. 

If I ever see that pussy Herbstreit downtown I will pimp slap him
what the hell is that thing he has in his hand? a control for his butt plug vibrator?

DAMN!!!!

Let's Go Horns... We are leading 21 -20 🤘

Just now, d.plainview872 said:

If I ever see that pussy Herbstreit downtown I will pimp slap him

You go to Oilcan Harry's?

Imma stop worrying about rankings and conference standings this year. 

Defense will cost us several games this year. If not tonight, just a matter of time. 

Maybe they’ll figure something out in time for next year. 

Should be some entertaining games though. 

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It’s like Herman is getting dumber every season. 

this is the most concerning thing imo. there are 2 or 3 hermans a game that cost us points. every game now it seems. 

Im gonna just say it.  I need to start caring less about football.

 

Years of Charlie ineptitude gone and the team is head and shoulders above where it was just a few years ago but I still can't fucking enjoy any of it because all I see are the stupid choices and stupid mistakes

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

iowa state has been come a juggernaut lol 

I don't know what you're saying there, but I will fight to the death for your right to say it.

1 minute ago, d.plainview872 said:

If I ever see that pussy Herbstreit downtown I will pimp slap him

you'll ask for his autograph and a selfie 

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

and all you fuckers would be bitching about that 

Not if we still have the fucking ball and go into halftime up 21 -13. We'd be bitchin' but not about that.

2 minutes ago, XYZ said:

No, we wouldn’t. We would be up by 8 at halftime and feeling pretty good about it.

lol 

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