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Oklahoma State @ Texas - 630PM on ABC: Mensas vs Mullets

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So...rankings on Monday? You know it's coming.

1. Clemson

2. Alabama

3. Georgia

4. LSU

5. Auburn

6. Florida

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Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

I wish somebody would throw a ton of money at him from the SEC or somewhere else.

Tennessee tried luring him at one point, IIRC.


STFU dumbass. I'll admit this game brings out the worst in me every fucking year but we tried our damnedest to give this one away.
you did give it away, to Auburn.

pooooor aggy.

you seem stupid, are you another swanny sock.
1 minute ago, Bruh Man said:

Can anybody recommend a good cardiologist in the North Dallas area?

I ran out of nitro pills

got damned we did our best to try to lose the game.  stupid penalties and awful play calling late in the game.  

 

no such thing as a bad win... but the coaches need to get their shit together

We fumbled two punts and still beat OSU. I’ll take it but clean that shit up. Sam is nails. 

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Who is the Special Teams coach?

Someone who doesn’t understand simple math.

 

1 minute ago, texaslong said:

So...rankings on Monday? You know it's coming.

1. Clemson

2. Alabama

3. Georgia

4. LSU

5. Auburn

6. Florida

Not... so fast my friend. 

Just now, Rimbo said:

no such thing as a bad win... but the coaches need to get their shit together

How about a Pyrrhic victory given all the injuries sustained on defense.

Just now, UDontKnow said:

How about a Pyrrhic victory given all the injuries sustained on defense.

yeah ☹️


Lmao, I’m the dumbass? You fucking pansies whine and bitch the entire game and say we deserve to lose when they are the walking wounded out there.

Almost entire DB unit out, CJ out, OL beat up and they still eeked out a win against a team that’s had their number. Fucking fire everyone

JFC just let me overreact already.
Just now, Texasborn91 said:

Not... so fast my friend. 

Ha. I just realized that ND is making a come back. 

A win is a win especially considering how Okies aggie little brother has had our number lately. A win is good and we are still a 1 loss team that can win out and fuck possibly fuck in the playoffs.

Weird to think they had zero passing TDs considering how abused our defensive backfield was.

that was kind of a big fucking deal 🤘

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

no such thing as a bad win... but the coaches need to get their shit together

An aggy win is a bad win...no?

Just now, texaslong said:

Ha. I just realized that ND is making a come back. 

Is that good for Texas? Does it even matter?

Defense played great in the second half. I can't remember the last time we consistently got pressure without constant blitzing. The punt return team went full retard though.  

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I wish somebody would throw a ton of money at him from the SEC or somewhere else.

Tennessee tried numerous times. Maybe USC gets smart about it’s next coach.

An aggy win is a bad win...no?

An aggy win isn’t actually a win however...
Just now, Texasrocks said:

Defense played great in the second half. I can't remember the last time we consistently got pressure without constant blitzing. The punt return team went full retard though.  

And all the while the men were dropping, but others came up valiantly and took the place of their fallen comrades.

9 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

not one but two f'k ups.   Totally fixable but just leave the f'kg punt rather than make a running slide catch in a close game.  Hopefully they see the light because stupid can be contagious if not fixed.    

We fucked up three punts, not two. We lost two of the three. And almost lost an onside kick as well. 

If it's any consolation, Georgia and ND looked like warmed over vomit.

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1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

Tennessee tried numerous times. Maybe USC gets smart about it’s next coach.

The mullet does Hollywood? That would be a sight to see.

Big plays by Ehlinger + great coaching with tricks for the season = great team win. D held up and O had big runs and big time TDs. A team win in the face of adversity due to return team's bad night. \w/ well played OSU
jesus fucking shit dicks did you not get the memo?

we're all bitching and pissing and moanig about a win ovrr a team we haven't beaten at DKR since 2008.

get with the program you stupid bastard

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6 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Can anybody recommend a good cardiologist in the North Dallas area?

Maybe leave north Dallas?

All things considered for being a triage unit on the back end the defense actually did a pretty decent job. They had to fight against bonehead coaching decisions and held OSU to FGs. Special teams errors fucked them and led to two TDs. I thought Wallace was just going to run wild, and Hubbard had to work for every single foot. 

Herman makes the game harder than it needs to be sometimes. When it's time to stick the knife in the opponents gut and split that shit wide open all of a sudden he's conservative as fuck.

Questionable coaching decisions and 2 terrible muffed punts. Good hustle and effort overall though. 

Game was really hard to watch, but I'm happy as fuck. It was a must win and we won. Let's continue drinking. 

 

Defense was awesome in the 2nd half.

12 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

My wife just bought some White Claw.  Does it get a person drunk fast?

rules...

 

Replaying the Jake muff and Ricky says, "Can't compare him to Ship!" and I thought he said "Can't compare him to shit!"

Sweet emotions on this one... I like it. 

If you didn't care it wouldn't be any fun...

 

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This is a great night! We won and I have enough awesome, new content from Texags to create fun posts to last well into 2020. 

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OSU is the third best team in the conference. We worked that pussy Okie Lite ass. 

W is a W. 

Hook em bitch.

 

20 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Worst win ive ever seen

Kansas 2012 will stand for all time. 

Great win. Offense looked good. Defense stepped up when needed. Didn’t like the decision to pull Jake Smith from punt return duties. Fumbles happen. 

Credit and condolences to @Homercles, @'stache, and the other Okie Lite fans here. That was one strange game. Questionably managed by both sides.

Glad your five-game DKR winning stream is over, though.

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Just saw the replay on Sam's run on LHN. Epps is a total fuckup.

He's a physical freak.  That is all right now.  He has a long way to go putting it all together.

12 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

aggy loses

Meat chicken is shamed

We win

Today was a good day 

I can’t stop laughing cause I don’t know what meat chicken is. It hurts! 

Nice game Ingram & Duvernay!!I

HOOK 'EM 🤘

We need to be told 100 times a day that you don't have to field punts you can actually let them bounce around and as long as you don't touch them you cannot turn the ball over.....

Just now, NAVY said:

I can’t stop laughing cause I don’t know what meat chicken is. It hurts! 

Michigan 

9 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Tennessee tried numerous times. Maybe USC gets smart about it’s next coach.

Omg. Mullet in LA would be epic. Real life Jed stuff 

Just now, NAVY said:

I can’t stop laughing cause I don’t know what meat chicken is. It hurts! 

Meatchicken is a place 

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