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  • 1 year later...
#154
Not many who have ever attended Texas A&M did so for the education.
Unlike the other service academies, most who attended Texas A&M did so to spend the rest of their life insisting we ceaselessly thank them for their service to the nation live-action role-playing as soldiers from the Spanish-American War.
Well to be fair, we arent a commonwealth or territory of Spain today. [Whoop!]
#159

They will have some much needed 1 on 1 time to reconnect and watch all of the kids he went to high school with get drafted. 

#160
On 4/27/2021 at 11:39 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

Edit - Machinator beat me to it 

Missed it. What'd it say?

#161
10 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Missed it. What'd it say?

Damn he deleted it??

Said he texted his mom to say a year from today was going to be special or something like that 

#162
7 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Damn he deleted it??

Said he texted his mom to say a year from today was going to be special or something like that 

I see that one. I was asking about the post from Tuesday where you say Machinator beat you to it (though I don't see a post from Machinator).

#163
18 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

I see that one. I was asking about the post from Tuesday where you say Machinator beat you to it (though I don't see a post from Machinator).

Oh Tattoo Baker put together a 'highlight ' video of Leon getting burned, missing tackles, getting stupid penalties etc...it was hilarious. It was 3 minutes long or so and very well done

#164
4 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Oh Tattoo Baker put together a 'highlight ' video of Leon getting burned, missing tackles, getting stupid penalties etc...it was hilarious. It was 3 minutes long or so and very well done

 

#168
14 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

Looks like a guy who doesn’t realize weed is legal in the country he’s sitting in 

Yeah but he can't leave the house 

#169
On 3/20/2020 at 11:37 AM, nnm said:

 

Leon definitely has a future on a team of landscape professionals. Based on his technique, he'll be the one with the leaf blower wrangling those leaves.

#177
11 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

XFL maybe

CFL and still no higher than 2nd round.

Edited by RPM

#181
Any NFL team drafting SloNeal will forfeit their pick because 10 minutes isn’t enough time for him to get to the podium

He never had a chance of being drafted early enough to see the podium from anywhere but his TV set.
#182

No safety drafted in the 1st round for two years straight. Even if he suddenly put up good game tape, he wouldn't be the one changing that trend.

  • 7 months later...
#187

Man, I almost feel bad for the dude since he'll be a bagger at Kroger after this year, but when you suck you suck, and he suuuuucks. If I could have that Fournette dropping him like a bag of dimes on repeat I would. Most glorious 

#188
28 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Man, I almost feel bad for the dude since he'll be a bagger at Kroger after this year, but when you suck you suck, and he suuuuucks. If I could have that Fournette dropping him like a bag of dimes on repeat I would. Most glorious 

He does have experience working at Kroger....

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#189
7 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

0% chance he typed one word of that

He thanks the guys he went to war with. Which war was that?  Afghanistan? Iraq? Sudan? Yemen?  
The guys at the real military academies might have something to say about that. Not the cosplay factory. 

#190

Fng Slo Neal. Only aggy would prop him up from his 7th year at aggy. There’s no chance he goes to the combine! He’s hoping the aggy faithful (Texans) give him the rope of redemption and take him as an UNDFA.

#194
1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

Fng Slo Neal. Only aggy would prop him up from his 7th year at aggy. There’s no chance he goes to the combine! He’s hoping the aggy faithful (Texans) give him the rope of redemption and take him as an UNDFA.

Well, he’ll have the aggy network, which is nice.

#196
1 hour ago, Roger Kint said:

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Going to miss these moments. 

That angle though and he breaks down using the sideline to help corral the receiver and poof, not a chance in hell.  

  • 1 month later...
#197

Well he's nothing if not consistently delusional...yeah they need a missed assignment/ missed tackle machine/ slow-footed mistake-prone habitual malcontent. .

 

 

  • 1 year later...
#198

Leon update: a little tardy with these two but no XFL or USFL for Leon. Apparently very briefly with the Saskatchewan Roughriders...no NFL free agent interest.

Then this happened...going into the crowd to get in some female fan's face should be the final nail in the ruse that is his post-aggy football efforts.  

@Longhornfrenzy @Knoxtnhorn

WILD scene at end of Rattlers game. 5 Massachusetts players ejected with 32 seconds left. Players going into the stands... If a fan said something -- they need to be held accountable, but you can't charge the crowd in full pads. A kid in the front row looks to be crying?!

 

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#199
18 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Leon update: a little tardy with these two but no XFL or USFL for Leon. Apparently very briefly with the Saskatchewan Roughriders...no NFL free agent interest.

Then this happened...going into the crowd to get in some female fan's face should be the final nail in the ruse that is his post-aggy football efforts.  

@Longhornfrenzy @Knoxtnhorn

WILD scene at end of Rattlers game. 5 Massachusetts players ejected with 32 seconds left. Players going into the stands... If a fan said something -- they need to be held accountable, but you can't charge the crowd in full pads. A kid in the front row looks to be crying?!

 

He must have thought that by the time he got there the kid would be grown and he could fight him.

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