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I believe that O'Neal simply left early so that he could be on time for the next game.

7 hours ago, Chopper said:

Did it take 12 days for Leon's "When it got hard what did you do?" tweet to make it over to Surl or did I miss it? Good lord, he's a dolt. 

By the time it got hard whoever, or whatever, he was trying to fuck gave up and left.

On 9/23/2019 at 10:36 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

 

So apparently when it gets hard you're supposed to grab your SEC and choke it.  I never heard it called an SEC before.

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Aggy has managed to become a huge joke not in one, not in two, but in three major conferences. No other pretend army, homo erotic, military fetish cult, ag and mechanical college will ever best that record. Put it on the wall!!!

Did leon have to sit vs arky.
Was he at the game?
Did he walk off early to go round jerrah world enjoying jeans artworks?

Didn't record a tackle against Arkansas. I need to rewatch but I'm guessing he didn't play much. I think the only real question is whether Leon finishes the year with A&M. 

6 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Didn't record a tackle against Arkansas. I need to rewatch but I'm guessing he didn't play much. I think the only real question is whether Leon finishes the year with A&M. 

He did not start and did not record a tackle.  Leon is likely headed to the portal.  

I saw him on the field a fair amount. I believe only during the second half though.

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Did leon have to sit vs arky.
Was he at the game?
Did he walk off early to go round jerrah world enjoying jeans artworks?
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He did not start and did not record a tackle.  Leon is likely headed to the portal.  
How long will it take him to get there?
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On 9/29/2019 at 4:56 PM, lemonandaturd said:

He did not start and did not record a tackle.  Leon is likely headed to the portal.  

It would be a risky move.  Not sure he'd make it out of the portal before graduating. 

8 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

It would be a risky move.  Not sure he'd make it out of the portal before graduating. 

Oops, you are right.  Exiting the portal requires at least a 5 flat forty.  

  • 4 months later...
On 9/21/2019 at 11:28 PM, Chopper said:

Actually a smart move by Leon. He could use a head start on the way to the transfer portal. 

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5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Can't be real. Too late in year to get to portal.

  • 2 weeks later...

Karen Key Largo (if you don't know who she is, be thankful) on Leon:

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So Leon couldn't find a landing place?  Or did he ever actually put his name in the portal?  Either way, no one wants you, Leon.

Leon is the opposite of what a coach wants in a player.  Less talented drama queen.  

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Karen Key Largo (if you don't know who she is, be thankful) on Leon:

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If that is all true about talking to the coaches, etc., he is moving to safety.  

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

If that is all true about talking to the coaches, etc., he is moving to safety.  

He already was a safety

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He already was a safety

He's moving to double-secret safety.

1 minute ago, honolulu horn said:

He's moving to double-secret safety.

The coaches sold Leon on a new position, "left out".  

He might not be too slow for linebacker, but he is too bitch-made. If that’s the move, I expect him to re-announce his transfer after spring practice. 

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

How could the best safety in the USA convert to a LB?

First.. you start with a Roux. 

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

How could the best safety in the USA convert to a LB?

[jimbo] No, Leon, you'll still be a safety.  It's just, you'll line up 3-5 yards from the line of scrimmage, behind the DL and in front of a couple of..........deeper safeties. [jimbo]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Must be a slow news day if we're still talking about this

What you did there-

 

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20 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

So leon is back to being aggy?

When did he ever stop?  I thought being an aggy was like having herpes, once you have it you have it for life?   Not that I would personally know of course.

Karen Key Largo (if you don't know who she is, be thankful) on Leon:

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Do finger injuries impact speed?

 

2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Do finger injuries impact speed?

 

Maybe it was the thumb?

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

"Not wanting to sit out a year" just screams "loyalty"

Not to mention delaying his XFL tryout. 

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