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Edit - Machinator beat me to it 

Edited by Dennis Taylor

Not many who have ever attended Texas A&M did so for the education.
Unlike the other service academies, most who attended Texas A&M did so to spend the rest of their life insisting we ceaselessly thank them for their service to the nation live-action role-playing as soldiers from the Spanish-American War.
Well to be fair, we arent a commonwealth or territory of Spain today. [Whoop!]
1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Edit - Machinator beat me to it 

This is greatness

They will have some much needed 1 on 1 time to reconnect and watch all of the kids he went to high school with get drafted. 

On 4/27/2021 at 11:39 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

Edit - Machinator beat me to it 

Missed it. What'd it say?

10 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Missed it. What'd it say?

Damn he deleted it??

Said he texted his mom to say a year from today was going to be special or something like that 

7 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Damn he deleted it??

Said he texted his mom to say a year from today was going to be special or something like that 

I see that one. I was asking about the post from Tuesday where you say Machinator beat you to it (though I don't see a post from Machinator).

18 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

I see that one. I was asking about the post from Tuesday where you say Machinator beat you to it (though I don't see a post from Machinator).

Oh Tattoo Baker put together a 'highlight ' video of Leon getting burned, missing tackles, getting stupid penalties etc...it was hilarious. It was 3 minutes long or so and very well done

4 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Oh Tattoo Baker put together a 'highlight ' video of Leon getting burned, missing tackles, getting stupid penalties etc...it was hilarious. It was 3 minutes long or so and very well done

 

7 hours ago, KYHorn said:

 

Looks like a guy who doesn’t realize weed is legal in the country he’s sitting in 

14 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

Looks like a guy who doesn’t realize weed is legal in the country he’s sitting in 

Yeah but he can't leave the house 

On 3/20/2020 at 11:37 AM, nnm said:

 

Leon definitely has a future on a team of landscape professionals. Based on his technique, he'll be the one with the leaf blower wrangling those leaves.

38 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Is he going to identify as a woman basketball player?

11 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

XFL maybe

CFL and still no higher than 2nd round.

Edited by RPM

Any NFL team drafting SloNeal will forfeit their pick because 10 minutes isn’t enough time for him to get to the podium

He never had a chance of being drafted early enough to see the podium from anywhere but his TV set.

No safety drafted in the 1st round for two years straight. Even if he suddenly put up good game tape, he wouldn't be the one changing that trend.

Nm

Edited by nnm

15 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Leon's 2022 draft day experience:

 

  • 7 months later...

He better hope he DOESN'T get invited to the combine.  Running a 4.8 forty won't look to good if he does.

 

 

Man, I almost feel bad for the dude since he'll be a bagger at Kroger after this year, but when you suck you suck, and he suuuuucks. If I could have that Fournette dropping him like a bag of dimes on repeat I would. Most glorious 

28 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Man, I almost feel bad for the dude since he'll be a bagger at Kroger after this year, but when you suck you suck, and he suuuuucks. If I could have that Fournette dropping him like a bag of dimes on repeat I would. Most glorious 

He does have experience working at Kroger....

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7 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

0% chance he typed one word of that

He thanks the guys he went to war with. Which war was that?  Afghanistan? Iraq? Sudan? Yemen?  
The guys at the real military academies might have something to say about that. Not the cosplay factory. 

Fng Slo Neal. Only aggy would prop him up from his 7th year at aggy. There’s no chance he goes to the combine! He’s hoping the aggy faithful (Texans) give him the rope of redemption and take him as an UNDFA.

Measuring his 40 time at the combine...

 

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1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

Fng Slo Neal. Only aggy would prop him up from his 7th year at aggy. There’s no chance he goes to the combine! He’s hoping the aggy faithful (Texans) give him the rope of redemption and take him as an UNDFA.

Well, he’ll have the aggy network, which is nice.

1 hour ago, Roger Kint said:

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Going to miss these moments. 

That angle though and he breaks down using the sideline to help corral the receiver and poof, not a chance in hell.  

  • 1 month later...

Well he's nothing if not consistently delusional...yeah they need a missed assignment/ missed tackle machine/ slow-footed mistake-prone habitual malcontent. .

 

 

  • 1 year later...

Leon update: a little tardy with these two but no XFL or USFL for Leon. Apparently very briefly with the Saskatchewan Roughriders...no NFL free agent interest.

Then this happened...going into the crowd to get in some female fan's face should be the final nail in the ruse that is his post-aggy football efforts.  

@Longhornfrenzy @Knoxtnhorn

 

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18 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Leon update: a little tardy with these two but no XFL or USFL for Leon. Apparently very briefly with the Saskatchewan Roughriders...no NFL free agent interest.

Then this happened...going into the crowd to get in some female fan's face should be the final nail in the ruse that is his post-aggy football efforts.  

@Longhornfrenzy @Knoxtnhorn

 

He must have thought that by the time he got there the kid would be grown and he could fight him.

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