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Texas @ WVU will be at 2:30 Central on 10/5 - ABC

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1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

That’s holding ... that’s incomplete ... refs suck ... my pussy hurts. 🤓

maybe it will feel better if you stop reading. 

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1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

That’s holding ... that’s incomplete ... refs suck ... my pussy hurts. 🤓

It's like texags, except without all the adorable misguided optimism.  

that was painful.  somehow we have a lead. 2nd half beat down needs to happen.

It would be great to come out and march right down and score. But this team has never shown a blood in the water pipe hitting come for blood mentality.  When they have a chance to put it all away they texas it up 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Their kicker seems like he has a future in the NFL with my Bucs. 

What does it cost s pirate to get their ears pierced?

You know at least one of these idiot refs were thinking “ it sort of went in” field goal! 

Observations:

We weren't ready.

Just now, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

What does it cost s pirate to get their ears pierced?

Crab legs from Publix.

I will be honestly surprised if they don't have an on-side or another trick type kickoff to start the 2nd half.

 

What does it cost s pirate to get their ears pierced?
aaarrrrrr

Just go Independent, fuck ‘em all.

Ok, pretend i'm a complete fucking moron-- not hard to do, I know.

 

WHEN THE FUCK DID THE AMERICAN GAME OF COLLEGIATE FOOTBALL START ALLOWING "CATCHES" TO HIT THE GROUND?

Total bullshit.  

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Just now, Rip76 said:

Just go Independent, fuck ‘em all.

Would make for a more interesting playing schedule.

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Observations:

We weren't ready.

Even kinda. It looks like we didnt game plan at all for WV. We thought we could treat it like rice. 

well I liked brown trying the pass to establish the run schtick.

Mack Brown should try that.

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

Observations:

We weren't ready.

Observations:

Refs were ready.

Edited by Texas73

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We need to be drinking together bro. You have some good shit 

Thanks.  I had to give up drinking, tho.

Currently watching with my dad, who's visiting from out of state.  We're class of '66 and '99!

Halftime query:

if the helmet off hit was late because it was dead when the helmet came off, then why was it a complete catch?  He never made a football move before the helmet came off. 

Halftime entertainment. Look at this dude standing 10 toes with 3 guys and punching 2 dudes at once [emoji23] http://




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2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Would make for a more interesting playing schedule.

As long as we don't schedule a home-and-home with Liberty or NMSU

I wonder if Orlan_o is going to dial up anything different 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

I wonder if Orlan_o is going to dial up anything different 

4 D-Lineman every snap is just too much to ask.

Even kinda. It looks like we didnt game plan at all for WV. We thought we could treat it like rice. 
maybe we'll shit wv out our ass in the second half.

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or since we have a lead mensa gonna sit on it.
Penalties
Texas 7 - 60 yards
WVU 1 - 10 yards

That’s probably just an anomaly.
(drinks more)

Getting every break go against us and still leading by a touchdown.

In years past we'd be down 2 scores in this same scenario. 

This pleases me.  

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

I wonder if Orlan_o is going to dial up anything different 

To be fair, the secondary has a boko shit-ton of injuries and wv is playing to that.

4 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Ok, pretend i'm a complete fucking more -- not hard to do, I know.

 

WHEN THE FUCK DID THE AMERICAN GAME OF COLLEGIATE FOOTBALL START ALLOWING "CATCHES" TO HIT THE GROUND?

Total bullshit.  

The NFL changed the rule after the 1999 NFC Championship game because of the Bert Emanuel "non-catch."  I assume the NCAA followed soon after.  

Our offense is going to go ape shit on their hillbilly asses in the second half and no shits will be given about anything.  I am happy.  

I'd still fuck Molly McGrath

FIFY


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I'd still fuck Alyssa Milano 

well, duh
And this is the bitch about refs thread.
Catch up.

Fatterson getting mudholed.

2 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

maybe we'll shit wv out our ass in the second half.

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or since we have a lead mensa gonna sit on it.

Just. Fucking. Legalize. It. Already.

Just now, SKA the boss said:


well, duh
And this is the bitch about refs thread.
Catch up.

God damn I thought it was the comment on the awful ABC promos thread 

Apologies 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Baylor looks concerningly good

Be positive. TCU looks bad.

If we go three and out a bottle of something is getting opened. 

Time for a methodical drive that results in us picking on 28 at the end. 

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