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Just popped up in my facebook feed.  Came to shaggy just before this game to try to get a read on Texas football (found by thujone's UT pimp MSpaint).

Pregaming at Scholz beer garten (or just outside I think in this pic) before my first visit to DKR.

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And then went inside

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Awaiting the incoming

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2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Just popped up in my facebook feed.  Came to shaggy just before this game to try to get a read on Texas football (found by thujone's UT pimp MSpaint).

Pregaming at Scholz beer garten (or just outside I think in this pic) before my first visit to DKR.

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And then went inside

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Awaiting the incoming

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Fuck you

 

 

pos rep. 

 

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Kind of hard to deny you a pleasant memory as you wander the desert that we may have emerged from.

I’d like the longhorn network to do a “where are they now” on OMG girl? 

Psh! Keep posting it.

 

We forgot where we came from once. We forgot what it took to get to the top. Season after season, the players rested a little bit more on what everyone else did. The coaches let them. Very quickly, we're all standing around wondering how it all happened. It happens when you're comfortable where you are.

Thou art mortal.

but man, that day was definitely clawing off the bandages and revealing Mack Brown Texas Football for what it had become-- it wasn't hard to see that 3-0 start for the mirage it was, but it was hard to believe we'd already won 60% of the games we were going to win all year

7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Just popped up in my facebook feed.  Came to shaggy just before this game to try to get a read on Texas football (found by thujone's UT pimp MSpaint).

Pregaming at Scholz beer garten (or just outside I think in this pic) before my first visit to DKR.

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And then went inside

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Awaiting the incoming

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for what it’s worth it’s pretty cool you’ve stuck around.  I sure as shit wouldn’t waste time on the internet for 9 years with a bunch of west coast nut job bruins fans. 

3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I’d like the longhorn network to do a “where are they now” on OMG girl? 

And her:

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8 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I’d like the longhorn network to do a “where are they now” on OMG girl? 

I'd like for them to do a follow up on this one. 

 

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Was this the last significant event in UCLA football?

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1 minute ago, pacman said:

Was this the last significant event in UCLA football?

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2 minutes ago, Roofle said:

She's a great Twitter follow.

You're not kidding, she's funny.

Also a protip: Don't search "texas fuck girl gif" at work. The results are, well, exactly what you'd think they'd be.

mack thought he had an all world qb in garrett gilbert.  mack turned away many other good qbs.  GDGG sucked ass and we're just now recovering from the long nightmare.

so fuck you mack for being a got damned idiot.

glad you stuck around, sb.

I think that was a different mack ass fuck than ucla 3.07e5bc2508e936b0273f21518ae9d2c16.jpg

Right, that “fuck” gif is from an OU game.

The pics of all your women aren't showing up for me.  

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8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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and let's not forget 

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I celebrated a date like this as well a little over a week ago.  On September 17th, 2011 I took my parent to the Rose Bowl in Pasadena.  This happened:

 

 

 

11 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

mack thought he had an all world qb in garrett gilbert.  mack turned away many other good qbs.  GDGG sucked ass and we're just now recovering from the long nightmare.

so fuck you mack for being a got damned idiot.

glad you stuck around, sb.

I'm no Mack apologist, but in fairness, a lot of people that are supposed to know about evaluating talent thought he was an all world QB.  He was at least a 4 star recruit if not 5 star.

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31 minutes ago, futureman said:

for what it’s worth it’s pretty cool you’ve stuck around.  I sure as shit wouldn’t waste time on the internet for 9 years with a bunch of west coast nut job bruins fans. 

It was one of the worst decisions I've ever made.  The hours wasted around here are as numerous as the stars.

2010: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

It started with Saban fucking up and giving the ball to Colt. 

Then it nearly instantly devolved into the insertion of a true freshman quarterback who couldn't find his own helmet. 

Not done at that point, it went on and on and on and on.

Some say we are not done with that decade, not yet. MensaTom has built up the team to a point not seen in too long, but he has not yet quit doing stupid shit at critical points in games. Or has he? We'll know more in a few weeks, eh?

 

35 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

 

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11 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

It was one of the worst decisions I've ever made.  The hours wasted around here are as numerous as the stars.

 

Don't kid yourself... Surly is part of your core.  You Love This SHIT!!!

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20 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

I celebrated a date like this as well a little over a week ago.  On September 17th, 2011 I took my parent to the Rose Bowl in Pasadena.  This happened:

 

 

 

Fucking Kevin Prince threw 3 picks in the first quarter and we were down 21 before I was even sufficiently buzzed from the 5 beers I had snuck in.  Payback was a bitch.

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3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Fucking Kevin Prince threw 3 picks in the first quarter and we were down 21 before I was even sufficiently buzzed from the 5 beers I had snuck in.  Payback was a bitch.

And Marquise Goodwin lit Andrew Abbott the fuck up.

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I was furious my wife scheduled one of those birthing classes during that game...I later thanked her.

My son is going to turn nine in two months. It all seems like an eternity ago.

46 minutes ago, pacman said:

Was this the last significant event in UCLA football?

no, they received the kickoff both halves of a game once

4 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I really thought we were gonna be a lot better than we turned out to be after we blew them out in 2011.

I was very optimistic the whole Mack 2.0 era until that dark day in October 2012. Mack should have resigned that afternoon.

I was there.  It was not the funnest game I have ever been to.

 

48 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

and let's not forget 

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You know, in hindsight, I don't feel so bad losing to Brienne of Tarth.  I mean, she defeated the The Hound.

Interesting note. The Wednesday prior to this game, we announced the home and home with Maryland for 2017-2018. 

https://texassports.com/news/2010/9/22/092210aad_810.aspx

Then UCLA happened following shit season after shit season. Since the last Maryland game, we seem to have turned a corner.  

TL;DR: DONT FUCKING SCHEDULE MARYLAND.

1 hour ago, pacman said:

Was this the last significant event in UCLA football?

Well they did beat us at Cowboys Stadium (I think) when the son's QB played and dumb ass Strong fucked up the coin toss. Not sure which year that was. 

19 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I was very optimistic the whole Mack 2.0 era until that dark day in October 2012. Mack should have resigned that afternoon.

The he pulled us back in after we went on to win our bowl game and have our nice run hiring Robinson in 2013 after BYU.. then OSU 2013 halftime it was for sure done and done. 

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Well they did beat us at Cowboys Stadium (I think) when the son's QB played and dumb ass Strong fucked up the coin toss. Not sure which year that was. 

Vic.  Dude.  How was that a fuck up?  We got to kick off both halves.  How many teams have gotten to do that in the 150 years of college football?

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26 minutes ago, smwhorn said:

I was there.  It was not the funnest game I have ever been to.

 

So was I, but I found it rather enjoyable.  Weird we would have two totally different experiences.

9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Well they did beat us at Cowboys Stadium (I think) when the son's QB played and dumb ass Strong fucked up the coin toss. Not sure which year that was. 

Strong's first season, 2014.

 

That fucking 2010 UCLA game.  I almost got into a fight watching that crap.  I was in the back of a bar losing my shit when I noticed two UCLA frat bros up front.  They'd look back at me now and then and giggle like schoolgirls.  Finally I yelled WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT and got up to smack their skulls together.  My wife grabbed my arm and pulled me down and dragged me out of the place.

Motherfuckers I'm getting pissed all over again thinking about it.

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8 minutes ago, Mach 1 said:

 

That fucking 2010 UCLA game.  I almost got into a fight watching that crap.  I was in the back of a bar losing my shit when I noticed two UCLA frat bros up front.  They'd look back at me now and then and giggle like schoolgirls.  Finally I yelled WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT and got up to smack their skulls together.  My wife grabbed my arm and pulled me down and dragged me out of the place.

Motherfuckers I'm getting pissed all over again thinking about it.

Did they look like this?

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It was time for us to go into the desert and find ourselves. This is UCLA's role in our lives.  You showed us in 97, and again in 2010.

Plus we got a brother from a powder blue mother in the process. 

1 minute ago, Bateshorn said:

It was time for us to go into the desert and find ourselves. This is UCLA's role in our lives.  You showed us in 97, and again in 2010.

Plus we got a brother from a powder blue mother in the process. 

And again in 2014. We just weren't ready to accept it.

1 hour ago, smwhorn said:

Vic.  Dude.  How was that a fuck up?  We got to kick off both halves.  How many teams have gotten to do that in the 150 years of college football?

We also did it against Arkansas in 2004.  

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