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This team’s measure of success is so low and pitiful.  I wouldn’t be surprised if they were dancing around in the locker room after that loss.   

man. not good to see. says quite a bit honestly. 

So the University of Texas gives a scholarship to someone who says "Same person almost tore they ACL tryna celebrate after a play.. you a clown li’boy stop playin w/ me?"

How embarrassing on so many levels. 

I look at my degree and how much I had to do to earn it, while these cartoon characters get a free ride while not even pretending to care about education.

33 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Studdard should come in and tell all players for the last decade to shut the fuck up and quit being fucking pussies.

he says as much on the radio. 
 

31 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

And if Urban were coaching here he'd get a sternly worded look the other way.

that’s not true at all.  urban doesn’t put up with bullshit from his players and they don’t act like pussies. 

19 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Yeah, this was embarrassing to watch. 

 

This current team couldn’t organize a dance together if the season depended on it. 

1 hour ago, USNALonghorn said:

Talking shit to a former teammate after an embarrassing defensive showing. Stay classy, Chris. 

The dude is a clown.

The Jolly dance immediately came to mind when I saw that. How embarrassing

12 minutes ago, horn.g20 said:

So the University of Texas gives a scholarship to someone who says "Same person almost tore they ACL tryna celebrate after a play.. you a clown li’boy stop playin w/ me?"

How embarrassing on so many levels. 

I look at my degree and how much I had to do to earn it, while these cartoon characters get a free ride while not even pretending to care about education.

That is a pretty stupid take.   People speak a dialect that is a reflection of their background and upbringing but that doesn't mean they cannot modify this for different situations when they deem it appropriate.    If you think your degree is demeaned by someone else, then you don't actually value the degree intrinsically but as a status symbol.   Just go buy an Alabama hat.   

14 minutes ago, Kevin O’Shea said:

This current team couldn’t organize a dance together if the season depended on it. 

CB would get hurt trying that dance. Kinda like getting hurt running on the field for a punt.

6 minutes ago, Nivek said:

That is a pretty stupid take.   People speak a dialect that is a reflection of their background and upbringing but that doesn't mean they cannot modify this for different situations when they deem it appropriate.    If you think your degree is demeaned by someone else, then you don't actually value the degree intrinsically but as a status symbol.   Just go buy an Alabama hat.   

Yep, believe it or not there are also kids with 4.0’s who type in a similar fashion online.

10 minutes ago, Nivek said:

That is a pretty stupid take.   People speak a dialect that is a reflection of their background and upbringing but that doesn't mean they cannot modify this for different situations when they deem it appropriate.    If you think your degree is demeaned by someone else, then you don't actually value the degree intrinsically but as a status symbol.   Just go buy an Alabama hat.   

Does the "dialect" include use of a question mark when the words don't indicate that a question is being asked?

I'm just curious what the grammatical rules at play here might entail.

52 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

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Good God that man had a family. 

Not in the locker room or on the field, but maybe outside of it back at home. 

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4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Does the "dialect" include use of a question mark when the words don't indicate that a question is being asked?

I'm just curious what the grammatical rules at play here might entail.

Right next to the exclamation point...it happens.

31 minutes ago, Kevin O’Shea said:

This current team couldn’t organize a dance together if the season depended on it. 

We damn near lost that game.   And FCB

 

And Fire Tommy Turtle ASAP.

26 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Does the "dialect" include use of a question mark when the words don't indicate that a question is being asked?

I'm just curious what the grammatical rules at play here might entail.

You are seeking a David Foster Wallace form of grammatical syntax from Twitter?  God help you. 

I'm just saying there should be some form of standards of public behavior for those that have a scholarship.

People get fired from Wendy's for acting like idiots on social media, so football players should at least be told to shut the fuck up.

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

You are seeking a David Foster Wallace form of grammatical syntax from Twitter?  God help you. 

I have no clue who David Foster Wallace is/was, but I'm guessing he knew that use of a question mark for questions and not for statements is about as basic as it gets in grammar rules.

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Yeah, this was embarrassing to watch. 

 

It still is!

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I have no clue who David Foster Wallace is/was, but I'm guessing he knew that use of a question mark for questions and not for statements is about as basic as it gets in grammar rules.

He did. But you would have to read three pages of footnotes to know it.

5 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

Walked out on a customer. Then a teammate.

At least he's good at something.

I think he’ll make decent money as a professional.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Professional bodybuilder that is. He’s been working on his posing...

  • 1 month later...
  • 3 months later...

Chris Brown's Pro Day numbers:

Shuttle: 4.2 seconds

3-cone: 6.85 seconds

4.53 40

Vertical: 36''

Hope CB gets drafted by a good coaching staff, and earns a roster spot.

Good Luck CB !!!

On 10/11/2020 at 3:58 PM, Longboard Horn said:

Yeah, this was embarrassing to watch. 

 

What was the score when this happened? I remember being surprised but more optimistic, thinking, they're loose and going to win. 

On 10/11/2020 at 10:59 PM, Born Burnt said:

Walked out on a customer. Then a teammate.

At least he's good at something.

"Walked out on a customer" lol ... Like a minimum wage HS fast food job is so important

4 hours ago, B00M said:

What was the score when this happened? I remember being surprised but more optimistic, thinking, they're loose and going to win. 

It was 24-23 UCF in the third 

8 hours ago, B00M said:

"Walked out on a customer" lol ... Like a minimum wage HS fast food job is so important

If one if my kids did that in HS, they’d get negged into Bolivia from both my wife and me. That's how we raised them. What exactly would you do if  your kid pulled a stunt like that?

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10 hours ago, B00M said:

"Walked out on a customer" lol ... Like a minimum wage HS fast food job is so important

Remind me to never hire one of your kids for a job at any wage.

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Remind me to never hire one of your kids for a job at any wage.

Because I don't give a shit if a Texas HS football star bailed on a fast food job? 

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Congrats. How long have you been managing a Burger King? 

Shit, I hope he got his money's worth and made a scene on his way out.

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Yeah, I probably would have walked out of a fast food minimum wage job if someone ordered 100 burgers right before closing in high school as well.  Who gives a fuck.  Some of the people here are starting to act like aggy with the constant player bashing.  I don't remember Chris Brown shitting on the university or the fanbase.  He got into it with Charles O. on twitter about him flexing... so what.  Dude worked his butt off, put in a lot of effort on the field, and made plays.  He also liked to flex... which made him look stupid, but the bashing here needs to stop.  Recruits read this stuff...  

I would think this past year has offered us enough glimpses of people not acting respectful that we could accept possible extenuating circumstances to drive a teen to walk away.   Better than throwing fists.   Though they should be granted every benefit, the customer is not always right.  

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