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Toilet Bowl -- Aggy vs Arky (Sept 28th ESPN 11am)

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It's in JerryWorld... Seems like an old Demolition Derby Show!!

Arky fans and Aggy fans are distraught...

 

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I hope its 3-3 at the half and if someone wins its 5-3, don't care who.  

7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

It's in JerryWorld... Seems like an old Demolition Derby Show!!

Arky fans and Aggy fans are distraught...

 

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Arky paid San Jose State $1.5mill for that loss last Saturday...

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8 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

I hope its 3-3 at the half and if someone wins its 5-3, don't care who.  

Fans are ready, aggie loves a cheap shot.

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Forgot about old Chavis at Arky...

 

Unfortunately, what I think is going to happen....AR is amazingly bad

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At 6:08 mark... the following question

"Which is worse, Offense or Defense?"

Answer was the Chavis defense.... hmmm

59 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

I hope its 3-3 at the half and if someone wins its 5-3, don't care who.  

And the losing team misses a game-winning 20-yd FG as time expires.

Piggy: 10

aggy:  7

aggy scores touchdown with 6 seconds left making the game seem closer than it really was.

take Arkie and the points. they always suck yet they always play aggy close.

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3 minutes ago, po elvis said:

take Arkie and the points. they always suck yet they always play aggy close.

Yeah two desperate teams, might end up to be a much closer game than 23 points...

Aggy v Aggy Transfers

Lets see who gives the game away more 

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https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/arkansas-football/chad-morris-explains-decision-to-move-john-chavis-back-to-press-box-for-texas-am-game/

"Chad Morris explains decision to move John Chavis back to press box for Texas A&M game"

Michael Wayne Bratton | 3 hours ago

Chad Morris is mixing things up in Fayetteville.  Following last weekend’s disastrous loss to San Jose State, the Arkansas coach has decided that the best way to respond following that result was to change things up within his program. During his most recent press availability leading up to this weekend’s matchup with Texas A&M, Morris explained his strategy with the local media.  “Our big focus has been on why? And so, I think we did a little bit this week, changing a few things up, changed a few team meetings up, the way we do things, just to get out of a routine,” Morris said in a YouTube video uploaded by Hit That Line. “That’s been a part of the plan this week.”

A big focus of the team’s changes this week is getting the defense to turn around. John Chavis’ unit was the strength of the program last season but so far this season, the results have not been there for the Razorbacks.  Chavis’ unit has allowed 31 or more points in three consecutive games (against Ole Miss, Colorado State and San Jose State) and rank near the bottom in several key league stats: 12th in scoring defense, 14th in opponent red zone scoring conversions and 12th in explosive plays allowed (plays of 20+ yards from scrimmage).

In hopes of correcting some of those issues, Morris is moving Chavis back up to the press box.  “Yeah, that’s what we are going to do,” the Arkansas coach noted on Thursday.  You may recall Chavis started his tenure in Fayetteville in the press box but the decision was made to move him down to the field at mid-season last fall. Now he’s moving back to the press box for game days.  Morris explained why that decision was made.  “Again, I just think — and it goes with everything else — just to change a routine a little bit,” Morris stated. “Gives him an opportunity to be upstairs and see some of the adjustments and get it communicated down on the field. I just think it’s part of us, just kinda changing a few things up.”

 

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scattershooting......

if the ministry's ascending-coaster irrational delusions of grandeur are mirrored in the locker room...

which based on social media we know they are.....

then the fanbase and regents' suite meltdowns are also likely mirrored in the locker room.....

 

and given the no-booing 'tradition' amplifies the negative accountability metric.....

and given we know how boomhauer baggins left tallahassee....

and that we have rumors of some kind of post-game altercation between the players.....

 

the hiroshima potential here is on the radar.

 

i would not take the points here.  not even close.

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Ouch....

Who said Chad Morris is great?
 
b4FuQbrn_normal.jpgJ.D. Hayes. @jaydhayes
· 16h
Replying to @jaydhayes @WillJuz and @rivalsmike
Why is Chad Morris great at Arkansas...with a worse record?
7:05 PM · Sep 26, 2019·
 
 
Because who expects Arkansas to win like FSU?
 
b4FuQbrn_normal.jpgJ.D. Hayes. @jaydhayes
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Replying to @rivalsmike
I asked the question of why isn’t Chad Morris a disastrous hire with a far worse record.
7:56 PM · Sep 26, 2019·T
 
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3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Forgot about old Chavis at Arky...

 

 

 

I always forget that other than no State Fair, a sterile indoor NFL stadium, the only corny dog selection being renegade "Fletch's" (unless they're shut down by a TRO from the real Fletcher's), and it being located in the middle of suburban sprawl....this is just like the Texas OU game, only better because SEC.

4 hours ago, utee94 said:

Meteor.

Jerry Jones charges an extra $10,000 for non-contract space debris entering the stadium.

Is PETA on alert for the looming non-consensual animal husbandry epidemic that will be occurring within these fan bases this weekend?

Chavis needs NFL talent to be a good coach. 

Yeah...so do I 

23 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Maybe they should let her start.  Couldn't do any worse than their current players.

Arkansas is exceptionally bad this year.  Worse than Rice.  Don't go near those points.

The world needs mid-level public school administrators, too.

Go for it!  

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She stretched beside Connor Limpert and mimicked his every move in pregame!

It's only fair. He mimicked her every move during the game.

 
how far can she throw an empty whiskey bottle?
4 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

I always forget that other than no State Fair, a sterile indoor NFL stadium, the only corny dog selection being renegade "Fletch's" (unless they're shut down by a TRO from the real Fletcher's), and it being located in the middle of suburban sprawl....this is just like the Texas OU game, only better because SEC.

Well duh. It just means more. 

8 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Unfortunately, what I think is going to happen....AR is amazingly bad

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Arky RB Rakeem Boyd is a legit talent and a good kid. You might remember him from Last Chance U a few years back. Really hoping he has major success against his former team tomorrow.

Arkansas is exceptionally bad this year.  Worse than Rice.  Don't go near those points.

This. Pig is really terrible.
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Article on Stats for piggy vs. aggy game...

https://www.arkansasfight.com/2019/9/26/20882043/stats-study-arkansas-vs-texas-a-m

Keys to the game for Arky 

1. Finish drives. A “scoring chance” drive is any drive that gets a first down inside the opponents’ 40. You should score at least 80% of the time on scoring chances, and average at least 5 points per scoring chance. Against Portland State, Ole Miss, and SJSU, the Hogs averaged 2.3, 2.0 and 2.4 points per scoring chance. Moving the ball hasn’t been the problem: actually ending promising drives with points has been.

2. Make Mond beat you deep. Mond had the worst game of his career last year against Arkansas, going 17 of 26 for 201 yards and two interceptions in a closer-than-expected win. Hogs limited Mond as a runner and took away easy throws, something they’ll have to do again in order to have a chance.

3. Give Starkel a chance. Arkansas’ offensive line is a disaster zone right now, but getting Colton Jackson back at left tackle will help. Starkel and the Hog receivers are good enough to make this game interesting, but not if Starkel is running for his life or the run game fails to affect A&M’s gameplan in any way.

Something weird is going on with ticket prices in the secondary market for this game. Prices in the upper deck nose bleeds can be had for 120. But some of the best seats at field level can be easily found for about $200. That's on both stubhub and seatgeek. 

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"Hurr durr.... have fun playin shitty teams in yer 11 a.m. time slot in the BDF, stupid sips!"

-aggy for the past 7 years.

 

It also needs to be pointed out that all of the teams they talk shit about would absolutely DESTROY piggy. Every. Fucking. One.

This game is the game in may we all circle on our calendars. Jerry world is going to be electric

15 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

More of Dawn. She can get it. 

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pig has been in this game every year since aggy moved.

aggy have yet to beat a p5 this year.

/parcells

Something weird is going on with ticket prices in the secondary market for this game. Prices in the upper deck nose bleeds can be had for 120. But some of the best seats at field level can be easily found for about $200. That's on both stubhub and seatgeek. 

Uh....when you consider who comprises 100% of the customer base for this shitshow, “weird” is the norm.
2 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:


Uh....when you consider who comprises 100% of the customer base for this shitshow, “weird” is the norm.

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17 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Limpert is an unfortunate, but fitting name.

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2 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

More of Dawn. She can get it. 

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Nice...

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