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Toilet Bowl -- Aggy vs Arky (Sept 28th ESPN 11am)

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5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

student section of the year national watch list!  whooop!  put it on the wall!

fify, but still wallworthy..

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I was at Jerryworld for UCLA/Texas in 2014.  This crowd strikes as being a little different.  Can’t put my finger on it.

Just now, F250 said:

Didn't someone here say they were going to the game in Longhorn gear?

That’s Derel.  A rare opportunity to celebrate his work.  

11 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Lulz. Texaggy is absolutely glorious right now.

I got permanently banned for bringing reality and facts to them..., 

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Please quit showing the crowd. Fucking gross.

Basket of deplorables.

Arkansas is hilarious. And Starkel is a pussy. The only thing he hurt is his feels.

The Losewaffe aiming for the elusive letdown loss coming off a home loss.

11 minutes ago, texaslong said:

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This guy is gonna raise hell on Texags later.

 

5 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

Old Army starter pack:

1. Hat with sticker left on

2. Free T-shirt giveaway worn over Aggy Oxford shirt  

 

3. Scowl at all the black people there.

4. Scowl at all the women showing their shoulders and legs in public.

5. Scowl because he can barely remember that national championship when he was a child and now he's almost dead.

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Most of it's public: https://texags.com/forums/5

We got some pussies here, but damn at least they don't start fucking threads quitting at the first sign of adversity (without getting banned)

 

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I can’t watch but just saw the score. Whats the storyline? What’s Arkies chance here?

 

Doesn’t Jimbo make like $300000 a game or some such shit?

 

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

I can’t watch but just saw the score. Whats the storyline? What’s Arkies chance here?

 

Just show up? That's pretty much all Arkie is doing, and they're in the game. Aggy is THAT bad. 

boomhauer just needs to turn loose the offense.  run hurry up nonstop.  pig will have no chance.  he is keeping them in it by running clock.

#teambaggins

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Doesn’t Jimbo make like $300000 a game or some such shit?

$20k+ per day.

3 minutes ago, Zavala said:

We got some pussies here, but damn at least they don't start fucking threads quitting at the first sign of adversity (without getting banned)

 

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Looch is probably at the game and can't moderate quickly enough. 

When game is over,  the minister will speak and delete.

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Doesn’t Jimbo make like $300000 a game or some such shit?

 

You tell me where you're gonna find a head coach who will call consecutive timeouts without running a play in the final minute of the half for less than that.

I was hoping that dbl TO was going to backfire and ag run out of time and not score but wasn't meant to be

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The best part is they made that, some understand it evidently lol


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Just now, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

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Stay with me here Cletus... Maybe, just MAYBE there is something intrinsically bad  and incompetent about aggy. Just a swag but worth considering. 

3 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I can’t watch but just saw the score. Whats the storyline? What’s Arkies chance here?

aggy going aggy.

pig playing above their pay grade.

lots of lollers, turnovers, crowd shots of women with beards, yawning corps, just the typical flotsam and jetsam of humanity that gathers for this game.

other than both being bad teams, nothing really different than the last 7 versions of this game.

aggy should win, pig should find a way to lose.

boomhauer baggins could insure victory by giving mond the keys.  will he do it?

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

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The best part is they made that, some understand it evidently lol


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The guy talking about being old having "Sgt." in his handle and a cheesy political post signature is just perfect Old Army.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

aggy has 16 rushes for 21 yards. 

SECX3 defense. 

18 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

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So I had to confirm you didn’t shop this.  JFC

16 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

The Turd In The Punch Bowl

 

15 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

So fucking delicious 

Back to back posts.  Lulz

aggy AD gonna be working overtime to frame Jimbo with something bad enough to get out of that additional $60m.

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

aggy AD gonna be working overtime to frame Jimbo with something bad enough to get out of that additional $60m.

Glory holing a 300 pound corp turd won't even get him a warning.

Mark Jones: "So Dusty, if I happen to have a take you disagree with during the second half I'd appreciate it if you didn't break a keg of beer over my head!"

 

 

5 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

aggy AD gonna be working overtime to frame Jimbo with something bad enough to get out of that additional $60m.

Bjork's already bugged Jimbo's burner phones. He's got history with firing with cause.

Aggy make it out of the locker room in time? Or were they back to fighting each other after yet another poor first half?

hicks and arky chad carving them up

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

Why was AMD starting over this guy?

This. He's not super accurate but better than AMD.

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