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My girlfriend is treating me to a lovely weekend and I probably won't be back on here until next week.

Cheers to me! I turn 35 bitches.

Edited by Vic Mackey

"35 bitches"... Is that like a unit of weight measure, sorta like horses being measured by "hands" for height?

Edited by Walden Ponderer

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6 minutes ago, futureman said:

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you old dirty chola-fucking bastard

Mike white cares. He texted me this evening.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Mike white cares. He texted me this evening.

yeah?  how’s he holding up?

12 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

My girlfriend is treating me to a lovely weekend and I probably won't be back on here until next week.

Cheers to me! I turn 35 bitches.

Milestone. Thanks for letting us all know.

Edited by hitbyatrain

Happy Birthday.  We know you're actually 54.  

Happy birthday! Hope someone gets you a squat cobbler to celebrate! 

Off to an excellent start.

Fuck you bitch!! Enjoy bro you know I’m happy for you

 

I mean this is no Thanksgiving waking up at noon with my grandma in the kitchen. We have grown up

12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

My girlfriend is treating me to a lovely weekend and I probably won't be back on here until next week.

Waffle House...you're girlfriend is pulling out all the stops!  I foresee Olive Garden tonight!

Just kidding, Happy Birthday Vic!

 

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I'm drunk and we are at Waffle House
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So is that you on the right and her on the left?

8 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Waffle house sounds fucking amazing

I'd eat my last meal on earth there 🤘

19 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

My girlfriend is treating me to a lovely weekend and I probably won't be back on here until next week.

Cheers to me! I turn 35 bitches.

One word: cake

17 hours ago, Matuka said:

Waffle House...you're girlfriend is pulling out all the stops!  I foresee Olive Garden tonight!

Just kidding, Happy Birthday Vic!

 

Ahem, all of garden

15 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

My birthday was yesterday..Happy Birthday, young 'un.

🍺

19 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Happy birthday 

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They heard your phone click.

 

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