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A burger isn't a burger without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

On 9/29/2019 at 9:20 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I wasn’t a geography major, but I always thought Chicago was north of Dallas and therefore Yankees.

Ouch, Denton isn't Yankee.

3 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Go to chicago and order a hot dog with ketchup and see what happens.

This is gonna be the next Torchy's Taco of the Month, but with a tortilla purchased at Fiesta Mart instead of a bun.

fiesta?  too authentic.  no, it'll be safeway select brand from randall's/tom thumb

30 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Q: what kinda coke you want?  

A: Dr Pepper

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5 hours ago, spystud13 said:

 

Full pic of his receipt. 

 

 

 

There's one little piece of that God-forsaken horrific Whataburger "lettuce" like I mentioned in a previous post in this thread.

21 hours ago, Chopper said:

I've always found Whataburger very inconsistent but one of the best burgers I've ever had from a fast food restaurant was their green chile burger. But then I got it again a couple weeks later and that one was not so good. I also thought In & Out was pretty poor when they first got to Texas. Seemed to take 'em a couple years to get up to standard compared to their CA and Vegas locations. Now I'm in Santa Fe and there's no Whataburger and no In n Out so fuck all y'all. 

But you’ve got https://www.lotaburger.com/ there which is better than any fast food burger on the planet. 

5 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Mayo on a burger? Pass.

Everybody knows mayo is for the fries.

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So can you sub the beef patty with sausage?  Why wouldn’t they put a sausage patty to begin with??

Also, speaking of service. The downtown Corpus Christi two-story Whataburger seems to hire people who are legitimately slow. The orders are usually right, so there’s someone back there that is capable and running the show, but I’m fairly confident that they have some type to work program with some type of slow adult agency.  

53 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

So can you sub the beef patty with sausage?  Why wouldn’t they put a sausage patty to begin with??

it’s a breakfast burger?

1 hour ago, EZ$ said:

Also, speaking of service. The downtown Corpus Christi two-story Whataburger seems to hire people who are legitimately slow. The orders are usually right, so there’s someone back there that is capable and running the show, but I’m fairly confident that they have some type to work program with some type of slow adult agency.  

That's just Corpus in general. 

23 hours ago, TornACL said:

That's just Corpus in general. 

Having left there in '74, it's not a surprise that some things in the old hometown haven't changed.

My old man was having a post whataburger cigarette outside of that CC whataburger when a guy came up to him and asked for one. He told my dad how hes on the stand accused of murder.

On 10/9/2019 at 3:09 PM, RPM said:

A burger isn't a burger without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

I despise mustard on a burger.

2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

My old man was having a post whataburger cigarette outside of that CC whataburger when a guy came up to him and asked for one. He told my dad how hes on the stand accused of murder.

He didn’t like mustard on his burger? + rep for killer.

My granny was born in 1908 in Driftwood.  She always made her burgers with mustard AND mayo (or Miracle Whip).  She was more Texan than anyone on this thread.

Just now, Longhorn Al said:

My granny was born in 1908 in Driftwood.  She always made her burgers with mustard AND mayo (or Miracle Whip).  She was more Texan than anyone on this thread.

Pics? (Of granny)

I don't think putting mayo on a burger has any connection to geography.

French fries?  That's a different story.  Canucks and northeast white trash own that.

Edited by Al_4_ISU

Ordered a Jalapeno Cheddar Biscuit with sausage and egg this morning.  Didn't get egg.

 

Slipping.

4 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Ordered a Jalapeno Cheddar Biscuit with sausage and egg this morning.  Didn't get egg.

 

Slipping.

You sure you didn't order a Whatacatch plus egg?  Check your receipt.

 

5 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Add bacon

exactly.  the sausage, bacon, egg and cheese jalapeño cheddar biscuit is a winner. 

37 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Mayo:burger::beans:chili

if youre in texas, you dont slap mayo on a burger

goddamn you greenspoint

what in the world is wrong with mayo on a burger?  

 

at my house when the beef comes off the grill it goes straight onto a grilled bun with mayo.  raw red onions.  that's it.  

1 hour ago, Longhorn Al said:

My granny was born in 1908 in Driftwood.  She always made her burgers with mustard AND mayo (or Miracle Whip).  She was more Texan than anyone on this thread.

Friends grandmother would not eat a hamburger. Said she did not like ham.

55 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Mayo:burger::beans:chili

 

if youre in texas, you dont slap mayo on a burger

I slapped some mayo on your mom's burger last night.

11 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

Friends grandmother would not eat a hamburger. Said she did not like ham.

 

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Mayo:burger::beans:chili

 

if youre in texas, you dont slap mayo on a burger

Mayo on a burger is legitimately gross, regardless of your location.

Mayo is great on a burger. The mix of it with ketchup and the drip you get is incredible. I slather mayo on all my sandwiches. It is a gift from God, not Satan's jizz, and is the necessary glue for any sandwich by moistening the bread up. A New Orleans style Po'Boy no matter the filling wouldn't be the same without Blue Plate mayonnaise. A club sandwich with crisp bacon, lettuce, tomatoes and toasted bread demands mayo. How can you eat it otherwise? There are lots of other examples like that.

Edited by Iconoclast Texan

3 hours ago, Longhorn Al said:

My granny was born in 1908 in Driftwood.  She always made her burgers with mustard AND mayo (or Miracle Whip).  She was more Texan than anyone on this thread.

We all have our faults.

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

I slapped some mayo on your mom's burger last night.

No hotdog down that hallway?

Don’t normally mayo on a burger but for some reason it works for me on a whopper from BK mixed with ketchup. 

i have no problem with mayo on a burger with mustard but would never go only mayo.  

1 hour ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Mayo is great on a burger. The mix of it with ketchup and the drip you get is incredible. I slather mayo on all my sandwiches. It is a gift from God, not Satan's jizz, and is the necessary glue for any sandwich by moistening the bread up. A New Orleans style Po'Boy no matter the filling wouldn't be the same without Blue Plate mayonnaise. A club sandwich with crisp bacon, lettuce, tomatoes and toasted bread demands mayo. How can you eat it otherwise? There are lots of other examples like that.

massive body blow for mayo on a burger right here...

Ketchup is the only dressing that is unacceptable on a burger. Mayo is fine. Mustard is fine. The creamy pepper sauce that Whataburger puts on a patty melt is best

1 hour ago, formermav43 said:

We all have our faults.

You shut your whore mouth!

On 10/8/2019 at 5:50 PM, futureman said:

you’re missing out.  get a #2 with extra mayo and tell me you don’t get wood. 

 

5 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I despise mustard on a burger.

 

4 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

what in the world is wrong with mayo on a burger?  

 

at my house when the beef comes off the grill it goes straight onto a grilled bun with mayo.  raw red onions.  that's it.  

 

2 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Mayo is great on a burger. The mix of it with ketchup and the drip you get is incredible. I slather mayo on all my sandwiches. It is a gift from God, not Satan's jizz, and is the necessary glue for any sandwich by moistening the bread up. A New Orleans style Po'Boy no matter the filling wouldn't be the same without Blue Plate mayonnaise. A club sandwich with crisp bacon, lettuce, tomatoes and toasted bread demands mayo. How can you eat it otherwise? There are lots of other examples like that.

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Who gives a fuck what condiment people put on their burgers?  Can we get back to some of us bitching about the quality of our local whataburger declining while others come running in to brag about how their whataburger still kicks ass?

2 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Ketchup is the only dressing that is unacceptable on a burger. 

I 99.9% agree with one exception. The McDonald basic cheeseburger is just meat, bun, pickle, ketchup & mustard. When you're drunk enough, it's a magical combination of guilt and flavor.

He didn’t like mustard on his burger? + rep for killer.
Ha. Dads mustard onion pickle on his WB. And hes still alive
1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

I dip my fries in ranch dressing too.

solid.  fried okra dipped in ranch is also delicious. 

gravy was watery this afternoon.

 

i dunno why i want chicken strips when it's cold and gray out. 

4 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Who gives a fuck what condiment people put on their burgers?  Can we get back to some of us bitching about the quality of our local whataburger declining while others come running in to brag about how their whataburger still kicks ass?

Whataburger says mustard is the gold standard. I’d say it’s relevant if people want to deviate from that for inferior ingredients.

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