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On 10/4/2019 at 4:14 PM, Dutch said:

Chicagoans haven't messed up the one by my house (yet). Sweet and spicy bacon burger on Texas Toast, add grilled japs, no mustard, sub onion rings slammed and went very hard; just like it always does. 

Yall ever thought of putting onion rings on your burger? It seems Portland thinks how "Western" burger should be.

Edited by workswithseed

On 10/11/2019 at 9:20 AM, EastTexan said:

Friends grandmother would not eat a hamburger. Said she did not like ham.

In Costa Rica many places take the HAMburger literally, so you get a slice of ham on top of your burger. No mayo.

On 10/11/2019 at 9:20 AM, EastTexan said:

Friends grandmother would not eat a hamburger. Said she did not like ham.

Edit - the dreaded double burger post

Edited by justhookit

1 hour ago, justhookit said:

In Costa Rica many places take the HAMburger literally, so you get a slice of ham on top of your burger. No mayo.

don’t lie, that lizano mayonesa is applied liberally. 

On 10/11/2019 at 6:56 PM, workswithseed said:

Yall ever thought of putting onion rings on your burger? It seems Portland thinks how "Western" burger should be.

a western burger is bbq sauce, cheddar, and onion rings. 

 

1 hour ago, justhookit said:

In Costa Rica many places take the HAMburger literally, so you get a slice of ham on top of your burger. No mayo.

champ burger in houston will put a ham slice on it (photo not mine). 

 

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Chef friend used to offer a "Farmer's Burger" off-menu during lunch at his Top 100 DMN restaurant. Regular burger with a very flat pounded, battered-and-friend pork cutlet. It slammed and went hard.

Mustard on a burger = good.  Mayo on a burger = good.  Quit being picky you little bitches.

Really wish this was going in the other thread, but no dice. Had the Avocado Bacon Burger tonight, no onions, add japs. It fucking sucked, had the dreaded lukewarm patty/unmelted cheese combo. This was my usual location, probably only the second time I've had one bad enough to be pissed. 

With its cult-like popularity, how has Whataburger been unable to get a Chick-fil-a quality workforce? 

7 hours ago, C-Man said:

battered-and-friend pork cutlet

If you're battering them, I'm not sure they still consider you a friend.

33 minutes ago, 'stache said:

With its cult-like popularity, how has Whataburger been unable to get a Chick-fil-a quality workforce? 

I'm guessing it's because none of the people that are bleating about how much they love Whataburger are interested in a Whatacareer.

1 hour ago, spystud13 said:

Really wish this was going in the other thread, but no dice. Had the Avocado Bacon Burger tonight, no onions, add japs. It fucking sucked, had the dreaded lukewarm patty/unmelted cheese combo. This was my usual location, probably only the second time I've had one bad enough to be pissed. 

This happens regularly on the 28th street location when ordering a Whataburger.  I order the special burgers as they don't seem to be cooked until ordered, like the old days when you had to wait for an order. 

This shit took forever anyway, nothing went well tonight. And it was carry-out. 

i watched multiple people sit more than 15 minutes in the drive thru on sunday morning.  still waitaburger

go inside!

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22 hours ago, 'stache said:

With its cult-like popularity, how has Whataburger been unable to get a Chick-fil-a quality workforce? 

I don’t know but the last several times I’ve been, at least 2 separate locations, their service has been way closer to Popeyes level than Chick-fil-a level.

I quit burgers with buns a couple of years ago, so I guess my timing was good. I do miss having a Monterey melt once in a while, though.

37 minutes ago, DougO said:

I quit burgers with buns a couple of years ago, so I guess my timing was good. I do miss having a Monterey melt once in a while, though.

you gotta have cheat days.  a big greasy burger bun once every few weeks isn’t gonna do shit to you.

On 10/14/2019 at 8:48 PM, pch said:

This happens regularly on the 28th street location when ordering a Whataburger.  I order the special burgers as they don't seem to be cooked until ordered, like the old days when you had to wait for an order. 

it makes no sense.  they are always busy, take 10-15 mins and still deliver an ice cold product

compare to the one on I35/St johns - best Whataburger Ive had in Austin.  Edge of bun crispy, meat hot and not light gray, melted cheese

Fuck 28th street whataburger...just go to Dirtys - who's Grilled Chicken Sandwich is extremely underrated.

This has nothing to do with Chicago, but the taquitos seem to get slightly smaller every year. By 2025 they're going to be the size of an egg roll and cost $6 each.

15 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

it makes no sense.  they are always busy, take 10-15 mins and still deliver an ice cold product

compare to the one on I35/St johns - best Whataburger Ive had in Austin.  Edge of bun crispy, meat hot and not light gray, melted cheese

Fuck 28th street whataburger...just go to Dirtys - who's Grilled Chicken Sandwich is extremely underrated.

@pch is in Ft. Worth, we have a 28th St location too. 

4 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

It’s a pattern!

Subscribed! 

 

5 hours ago, TornACL said:

This has nothing to do with Chicago, but the taquitos seem to get slightly smaller every year. By 2025 they're going to be the size of an egg roll and cost $6 each.

They'll be renamed "Artisanal Taquitos" by then.

I've detected no slippage.   Takes forever as per usual, but quality is AOK.

Think I'll go test my closest Whataburger for lunch to be sure.

2 hours ago, utee94 said:

I've detected no slippage.   Takes forever as per usual, but quality is AOK.

Think I'll go test my closest Whataburger for lunch to be sure.

Well?

Regardless of any slippage, I'd still kill everyone of you assholes for a whataburger in my town.


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1 hour ago, workswithseed said:

Well?

#2 add cheese, bacon, grilled onions, grilled jalapenos was delicious as always.  Toasted bun, hot burger and melted cheese, tasty.

5 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Regardless of any slippage, I'd still kill everyone of you assholes for a whataburger in my town.

Yeah but I am pretty sure you'd kill us all for free so....

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