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Have you seen the rest of the Big 12? Hot garbage. Every team other than OU is SEC level bad. Just atrocious. I realize that "there's a reason you play the game" but damn, they're so bad. Injuries might change things. 

Also, fuck OU in their goat asses with a baseball bat covered in razor blades.

1 minute ago, Thetexashammer said:

Have you seen the rest of the Big 12? Hot garbage. Every team other than OU is SEC level bad. Just atrocious. I realize that "there's a reason you play the game" but damn, they're so bad. Injuries might change things. 

Also, fuck OU in their goat asses with a baseball bat covered in razor blades.

I mean, I agree with the record, but ISU, Baylor (well, maybe), OSU and KSU are all pretty good. KSU already showed that they're better than the SEC middle class.

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Can someone delete this abortion of a thread?

10 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Have you seen the rest of the Big 12? Hot garbage. Every team other than OU is SEC level bad. Just atrocious. I realize that "there's a reason you play the game" but damn, they're so bad. Injuries might change things. 

Also, fuck OU in their goat asses with a baseball bat covered in razor blades.

I want to neg rep your first paragraph and pos rep your second.  So you get nothing.  I can't tell if you're trying too hard or not trying hard enough.  Just do something different.

This thread single-handedly doubles the probability of a Herman Special vs WVU. Congrats, OP!

These bold proclamation threads always turn out well. 

Edited by mdmost

You left out the part about Jalen Hurts seeming like he sucks

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Perhaps I should have said we'll go 1-0 seven more times. Wait, I'm not on the team. I do not require focusness.

27 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Perhaps I should have said we'll go 1-0 seven more times.

that's a trap.  but it's parcells-approved.

Calling the rest of the conference bad is so vacuous. Bad compared to what? Bama? Ok, sure. But if “bad” encompasses 100+ FBS teams, it’s meaningless.

Kansas is bad. WVU and Tech are just a notch above bad. The rest of the conference is varying degrees of pretty solid. There’s a reason most computer rankings have the top 7 teams all in the top 40 (or higher, I think FPI and SP+, for instance, has everyone but OU clustered between the teens and about 32, I’m too lazy to look it up). By definition, most of the conference is above average.

There’s more layers to college football than first and last, Ricky Bobby.

 

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On 9/28/2019 at 1:29 PM, Thetexashammer said:

Have you seen the rest of the Big 12? Hot garbage. Every team other than OU is SEC level bad. Just atrocious. I realize that "there's a reason you play the game" but damn, they're so bad. Injuries might change things. 

Also, fuck OU in their goat asses with a baseball bat covered in razor blades.

Heh 

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I may not have been entirely correct about this one. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. No mercy will be given, and none is expected.

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On 9/29/2019 at 12:21 PM, mdmost said:

These bold proclamation threads always turn out well. 

Bump

On 9/28/2019 at 2:29 PM, Thetexashammer said:

Have you seen the rest of the Big 12? Hot garbage. Every team other than OU is SEC level bad. Just atrocious. I realize that "there's a reason you play the game" but damn, they're so bad. Injuries might change things. 

Also, fuck OU in their goat asses with a baseball bat covered in razor blades.

Hey look, another nostradumbass.

On 9/29/2019 at 2:23 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

Thank OP fuck face now we go 8-4

We wish

It's sad when even the most pessimistic poster was too optimistic.

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22 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

6-7 at worst!! Book it. 

6-7 would be the official Charlie Strong especially if we can get goat fucked by Arkansas in the Texas Bowl. #ohwait

I can't fault anyone for having hope.  

Although it's something we should all probably just give up on.  Hope is a dangerous thing.

20 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

6-7 at worst!! Book it. 

He’s right, you know.

On 9/29/2019 at 2:23 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

Thank OP fuck face now we go 8-4

Pretty sad that at this point I wish you were right. 

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