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as far as moronic congressmen go.  We've got Nunes, McCarthy, Duncan Hunter, (and Duke Cunningham in our hall of fame).


Y'all got Gohmert and who else?   

 

Our idiot-bench is much, much deeper is my contention. 

Edited by Gil Bang

as far as moronic congressmen go.  We've got Nunes, McCarthy, Duncan Hunter, (and Duke Cunningham in our hall of fame).

Y'all got Gohmert and who else?   
 
Our idiot-bench is much, much deeper is my contention. 
SJL
4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

as far as moronic congressmen go.  We've got Nunes, McCarthy, Duncan Hunter, (and Duke Cunningham in our hall of fame).


Y'all got Gohmert and who else?   

 

Our idiot-bench is much, much deeper is my contention. 

Crenshaw, Chip Roy, John Ratcliffe, and Kevin Brady off the top of my head.

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6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
8 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:
as far as moronic congressmen go.  We've got Nunes, McCarthy, Duncan Hunter, (and Duke Cunningham in our hall of fame).

Y'all got Gohmert and who else?   
 
Our idiot-bench is much, much deeper is my contention. 

SJL

That's a good one.  

 

I’m sorry but have y’all all forgotten that Texas has Vulvarine representing us? 

I’m sorry but have y’all all forgotten that Texas has Vulvarine representing us? 
Who? Sorry I'm not up on the reference.

Please take all the Californian's moving here back. Please.

5 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
14 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:
I’m sorry but have y’all all forgotten that Texas has Vulvarine representing us? 

Who? Sorry I'm not up on the reference.

 

Don't forget the One-Eyed Jack...ass

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Dude is straight out of central casting as a Bond villain. 

3 minutes ago, bernorange said:

as far as homeless population totals and percentages.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/this-state-is-home-to-nearly-half-of-all-people-living-on-the-streets-in-the-us-2019-09-18

Oh wait, I though the thread title was a challenge to finish the thought...

That's weird.  Are you telling me that homeless people would prefer to live in places with little rain, and mild temperatures?  That's just crazy talk.

Wait, is this some kind of revelation that we lead the known universe in worthless politicians?  I thought this was a known fact.

Please take all the Californian's moving here back. Please.
The Californian's what?

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