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Shit.  Even 2-1 was going to be a victory for Atleti based on the first 10 minutes.  The away goal is just too valuable to give away so cheaply.

It's not even something you can pin on Wegner either, your captain has to have better situational awareness than that.

Unless something happens soon, the follow up leg will be the most mind numbing football imaginable.  

 

Edited by Kringelbert Fishtybuns

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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Haven’t watched a lot of xhaka this year but he seems like he sucks. Am I wrong?

No. You are right.

That was crazy to watch but annoying as a Real fan.  A nice back breaker there coulda helped wobble Atleti's spirits.

 

now I don't see Atleti losing at home next week

 

does Simeone get to come back to the touch line next game?  I'm guessing yes, right?

 

Edited by Speedtrucker

22 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

You knew it was coming.  Poor Arsenal.

Koscielny - Fucking form tackle Griezemann.  You are already up a man.

That’s what I was saying. Foul him.

11 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Haven’t watched a lot of xhaka this year but he seems like he sucks. Am I wrong?

He’s been a lot better lately, but he’s been an Arsenal whipping boy for most of this year, along with Mustafi.

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3 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

How do you blow your Achilles just walking?

If you've had issues in the past, it doesn't take much.

Hope he's ok.

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This is going to be 0-0 isn't it.

 

NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND.

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6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Just turned it on. Heard 3 words from Lalas and had to put it on mute. 

He's terrible...  like bad terrible.  I have it just loud enough where I can hear the crowd

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Just now, Speedtrucker said:

He's terrible...  like bad terrible.  I have it just loud enough where I can hear the crowd

He has a punchable voice to match his punchable face. 

3 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

So great it was Costa. 

What cup is your team vying for?

2 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

What cup is your team vying for?

Well the varsity cup is a little harder than Arsenal's JV cup.  

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You know that feeling when a game goes exactly like everybody knows it is going to go.

Yeah.

So that dude paid to go to the game, but wore an away jersey and then zipped up as soon as the game ended.  What a bitch.

Edited by Kringelbert Fishtybuns

Wow. Losing a chance a Champions League chance twice in the same week. 

Edited by Captain Ron

1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

Well the varsity cup is a little harder than Arsenal's JV cup.  

How would you know?

Oh, you didn’t mean actually winning it...

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15 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

How would you know?

Oh, you didn’t mean actually winning it...

Neither did you. 

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Terrible mistake at the back by Marseilles. Greizmann scores for Atletico.

It kind of came from nothing too. Marseilles has been on top for much of this half. 

Never really felt like Marseille threatened too much out there. The Athletico D is up to the task. That huge error could be the only goal of the game.

The game's been over a while, but there is the final whistle.

With this, Athletico plays themselves into Pot 1 of the UCL.

glad a laid a grand on madrid today.  will do the same thing come ucl final (particularly since RM is plus to win in regulation).

8 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

The game's been over a while, but there is the final whistle.

With this, Athletico plays themselves into Pot 1 of the UCL.

Cue the SECLiga boys celebrating their rivals win.

Cue the SECLiga boys celebrating their rivals win.

 

Feel free to take Simeone, Greizmann, whomever else you EPL posers would like.

 

I’d celebrate that more!

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