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From one member of the tribe to others, L’Shanah Tovah!

don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better!

Wait...are we not doing that?

Dammit.

I was scared this was going to merge with the "somebody is writing racist shit on my property" thread or something.  

Noticed a bunch of Travis County deputies roaming around Shoal Creek near 38th and figured it was a holiday or a manhunt.

Loved the Jewish girls in college.  Fantastic. 

Edited by Johnny Sack

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax. You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past

Still looking for a Chinese restaurant in Houston open on Christmas that has the joie de vivre and atmosphere of rich Jews enjoying their food like Gigi’s and Hunan Post Oak had back in the day. Also, Shana Tovah.

Edited by Iconoclast Texan

52 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I was scared this was going to merge with the "somebody is writing racist shit on my property" thread or something.  

Noticed a bunch of Travis County deputies roaming around Shoal Creek near 38th and figured it was a holiday or a manhunt.

Someone try to cash a bad check at the neighborhood bank?

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Don’t make it bad.

Fill me in on the joke about your mom being the town slut.

1 hour ago, msbesq said:

From one member of the tribe to others, L’Shanah Tovah!

I'd say "same to you," but I don't think I'm supposed to be on the interweb today.

6 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

I don't think I'm supposed to be on the interweb today.

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Out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?

Temple Emanu El was a freakshow today.  I asked google what Jewish holiday was today.  Came up empty.  Anti-semites imo.

From someone with a Jewish grandmother who failed to pass on the requirement to practice Judaism...

 

Fuck y’all for having unrecognized holidays. I didn’t discover it until last week, but apparently every attorney I use for local counsel work is Jewish and isn’t working. Had to send my associate litigator to two hearings in north Texas, and I had to fly to the valley. This shit is absurd.

 

3 hours ago, The Dude said:

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax. You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past

I'm as Jewish as fucking Tevye

5 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Jesus was a Jew, and that's all I need to know.

they don’t make jews like jesus anymore. 

Yeah, it's not passover.  But here's some US Army Jews celebrating passover...in GOEBELLS' FUCKING HOUSE

 

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no offense

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11 hours ago, futureman said:

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The Louis CK bit about this scene is NAILS.  

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