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#611

So the blonde in the video still shots is Cohen? I am so confused.  I just wanted to order a BLT from room service. 

#612

No, it's a girl playing his 15 year old daughter in the movie. She's legal in real life.

 

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#613
2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

So the blonde in the video still shots is Cohen? I am so confused.  I just wanted to order a BLT from room service. 

Oh, no, that’s a waitress, no, I was just ordering in. She’s a pool waitress. I was ordering in some fish for you and Audrey and Mom.

#614
6 minutes ago, Lobo said:

So the blonde in the video still shots is Cohen? I am so confused.  I just wanted to order a BLT from room service. 

The trailer will clear it up for you:

 

#616
Just now, Bateshorn said:

OMG.  2020 pulling out some hard core hilarity here in the last quarter.

Oh, buckle up.  This theater-of-the-absurd that we call America is just getting warmed up.

#618
Just now, SizzleChest said:

 

Counterpoint -- this presumes that anything matters.

But as we know, nothing matters.

#620
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Counterpoint -- this presumes that anything matters.

But as we know, nothing matters.

Who cares?  It's entertaining.

#623

Wondering if Rudy believes or has been told the girl is 15 in the movie when he starts to pull out his wang. That could make a significant difference in the perception game.

#628
26 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

OMG.  2020 pulling out some hard core hilarity here in the last quarter.

The writers this season. It’s too much.

#632

I am choosing to believe Rudy thought he was going to get a HJ, BJ, ZJ, or laidJ and was priming the ol' piss pump to stiffen it up.

#633
2 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

I am choosing to believe Rudy thought he was going to get a HJ, BJ, ZJ, or laidJ and was priming the ol' piss pump to stiffen it up.

 

ZJ?  

#636
3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 


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Borat let Rudy off the hook too soon. He should have brought the bat in first. Let Rudy take the first bite. 

#638
Just now, FondrenRoad said:

Borat let Rudy off the hook too soon. He should have brought the bat in first. Let Rudy take the first bite. 

He probably didn't even have a bat. Rudy called his bluff. There's no fooling that guy.

#642
1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

This.  This is not the October surprise I was expecting from Rudy.

next we'll find out that borat gave rudy the fucking laptop

#643
1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

 

Just a reminder to everyone that by now all the folks in that video are probably voters. 

Tip your waitress or bartender on the way out, folks. 

#644
27 minutes ago, MidTexHorn said:

Wondering if Rudy believes or has been told the girl is 15 in the movie when he starts to pull out his wang. That could make a significant difference in the perception game.

Yup if he did how is this any different then a Dateline sting...except he actually pulls out his wiener which seems worse.   Lock him up!  Lock him up!

#646
4 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

next we'll find out that borat gave rudy the fucking laptop

That would be... I don't have the words to describe it. But you know what they say, a .gif is worth a thousand words.

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#649

Best thing to happen to America in 2020

 

 

Borat 2 gonna be the highest grossing straight-to-streaming movie of all time

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