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#2202

isn't "Multiple Fee Structures" the Billy Luicci board subscriber model/grift?  Sometimes the venn-diagram of MAGA and texags isn't even one circle, it's like an imploding star.  

#2203
39 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

isn't "Multiple Fee Structures" the Billy Luicci board subscriber model/grift?  Sometimes the venn-diagram of MAGA and texags isn't even one circle, it's like an imploding star.  

It's a shit-speckled gaping butthole.  Which is now also the official symbol of America, replacing the tired old bald eagle.

#2204

I'm picturing you picturing the shit-speckled gaping butthole of said old bald eagle, and we are laughing.../ronburgundymeme

Speaking of old buttholes, let's hit up waffle house this holiday season.  

#2205
10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It's a shit-speckled gaping butthole.  Which is now also the official symbol of America, replacing the tired old bald eagle.

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#2206

How are damage awards, etc. prioritized when multiple lawsuits are involved?  Is it first in, first out?

I'm struggling to understand why anyone would bring suit against Rudy at this point, because the dude probably has very little money.

#2207
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

How are damage awards, etc. prioritized when multiple lawsuits are involved?  Is it first in, first out?

I'm struggling to understand why anyone would bring suit against Rudy at this point, because the dude probably has very little money.

For the client, they were in fact seriously damaged - why not give it a go?  

For the lawyer, you get some national notoriety and a potential scalp on your wall from the former America’s Mayor.  This may bring in cases down the road.  Trump won’t give Rudy any money, but to shut Rudy up Trump just might have some fundraisers for him (not his money) - and the cult is still capable of generating the odd million here or there.

#2208
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

How are damage awards, etc. prioritized when multiple lawsuits are involved?  Is it first in, first out?

I'm struggling to understand why anyone would bring suit against Rudy at this point, because the dude probably has very little money.

You do it to ensure that he never has any money again.  You do it so that he lives the rest of his life desperate and destitute, as miserable as he looks.

#2210
2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Rudy is senile at this point, right? "No no, everything I said about them is true! And I'll have the proof one day, you'll see!"

Or drunk

#2211
28 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Rudy is senile at this point, right? "No no, everything I said about them is true! And I'll have the proof one day, you'll see!"

25 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Or drunk

When lawyers are sued for defamation, don't they automatically leave the court room and engage in more defamation?

#2212
20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

When lawyers are sued for defamation, don't they automatically leave the court room and engage in more defamation?

It’s called freedumb 

of speech or something, g 

#2213

I mean, such specific, terrible accusations.... either you have actual reasons to believe this, or you don't. It's been three years and he's offered up nothing. It's just bizarre to watch. Ruining their lives and yours in the process, in order to help a monster. Because reasons. 

#2214

I still say he'll be the first of these clowns to off himself. Pretty widely liked a few years ago and now a complete worthless piece of shit because of loyalty to the most disloyal human being to ever hold high office. Fuck him.

#2215

Rudy wasn’t always a piece of shit, right?  It’s been awhile, but I sort of remember him being known for cleaning up NYC maybe? Lots of time on Letterman, SNL. He was liked. 

Did he change or did the light just get brighter? 

#2217
On 12/13/2023 at 10:17 AM, 'stache said:

I still say he'll be the first of these clowns to off himself. Pretty widely liked a few years ago and now a complete worthless piece of shit because of loyalty to the most disloyal human being to ever hold high office. Fuck him.


this dumb ass was set for life. Get paid for speeches, probably get appointed to a board or two. Fat city 

Trump destroys everything he touches 

#2218
14 minutes ago, miguelito said:

The high-fat yogurt changed him.

Dairy intolerant -> plain ‘ol’ intolerant 

#2219
On 12/13/2023 at 7:14 AM, jimmyjazz said:

How are damage awards, etc. prioritized when multiple lawsuits are involved?  Is it first in, first out?

I'm struggling to understand why anyone would bring suit against Rudy at this point, because the dude probably has very little money.

Yes, which is why bankruptcy exists in part. 

#2221
On 12/13/2023 at 9:00 AM, Gatorubet said:

For the client, they were in fact seriously damaged - why not give it a go?  

For the lawyer, you get some national notoriety and a potential scalp on your wall from the former America’s Mayor.  This may bring in cases down the road.  Trump won’t give Rudy any money, but to shut Rudy up Trump just might have some fundraisers for him (not his money) - and the cult is still capable of generating the odd million here or there.

Pretty much all of their lawyers are pro bono, including some high dollar Winston and Strawn lawyers. 

#2222
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just because it’s fun to have pop up every now and again

The actual video of this that Seth Meyers uses from time to time will never get old.
#2223
38 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Rudy wasn’t always a piece of shit, right?  It’s been awhile, but I sort of remember him being known for cleaning up NYC maybe? Lots of time on Letterman, SNL. He was liked. 

Did he change or did the light just get brighter? 

He cleaned up NYC by ramping up the police force.  It worked.  It was also a predicate to modern militarized police goon squads.  Be careful what you wish for.

#2225
1 hour ago, NAVY said:

Rudy wasn’t always a piece of shit, right?  It’s been awhile, but I sort of remember him being known for cleaning up NYC maybe? Lots of time on Letterman, SNL. He was liked. 

Did he change or did the light just get brighter? 

No, this is who he has always been.  It's just been left simmering under the surface until he really hit the national stage, but this is who he's always been; a cousin fucking jackass.  

He got a lot of credit for stuff he was partially involved with, like the Mob takedown via RICO in New York.  Yes he was there, and yes he was in charge of the DA's office, but to say it was just him is ridiculous.  In the mean time, he soaked up the limelight and acting as if the entire operation was entirely his idea, never mind the 1000s of people that actually put it together.  

#2226
48 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He cleaned up NYC by ramping up the police force.  It worked.  It was also a predicate to modern militarized police goon squads.  Be careful what you wish for.

The Freakonomics guys argued that it was Dinkins who got the budget increased for more cops, so he’s really responsible for cleaning up NYC.

#2227
21 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

No, this is who he has always been.  It's just been left simmering under the surface until he really hit the national stage, but this is who he's always been; a cousin fucking jackass.  

He got a lot of credit for stuff he was partially involved with, like the Mob takedown via RICO in New York.  Yes he was there, and yes he was in charge of the DA's office, but to say it was just him is ridiculous.  In the mean time, he soaked up the limelight and acting as if the entire operation was entirely his idea, never mind the 1000s of people that actually put it together.  

Cool man. I’m not defending his ass. I was mostly oversees way back in the ‘when’  and seriously don’t know the details 

I appreciate y’all’s perspectives 

#2228
8 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Cool man. I’m not defending his ass. I was mostly oversees way back in the ‘when’  and seriously don’t know the details 

I appreciate y’all’s perspectives 

He did some good, and to discount that entirely would be both unfair and untrue.  

However, his lust for power, his being so enamoured with wealth, and his lust for the limelight was always there; it was simmering just barely beneath the surface.  We all have character flaws because we are all human.  His are seemingly the worst combination for someone that wound up in Trumps orbit.  

#2229
16 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Cool man. I’m not defending his ass. I was mostly oversees way back in the ‘when’  and seriously don’t know the details 

I appreciate y’all’s perspectives 

3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

 We all have character flaws because we are all human. 

Most of us, at least on Surly, didn't marry our own cousins, but Rudy did.

Episode 14 Incest Spuckler GIF by The Simpsons

#2230
20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Most of us, at least on Surly, didn't marry our own cousins, but Rudy did.

Episode 14 Incest Spuckler GIF by The Simpsons

Wut? 

#2233
2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

how are people just now learning that Rudy is a cousin fucker?

Well, she wore them cutoff britches and skinny little halters

#2234
7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

how are people just now learning that Rudy is a cousin fucker?

It was the 60s, the "Summer of Fucking Your Cousin" for those folks living in *checks notes* New York City. 

 

#2235
14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well, she wore them cutoff britches and skinny little halters

Need to be two of them..

 

#2236
16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Most of us, at least on Surly, didn't marry our own cousins, but Rudy did.

Episode 14 Incest Spuckler GIF by The Simpsons

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#2237
On 12/13/2023 at 7:03 AM, Red Five said:

Rudy is senile at this point, right? "No no, everything I said about them is true! And I'll have the proof one day, you'll see!"

"Stay tuned!"  We've been waiting for 3 years.  STFU jackass.

#2238
50 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well, she wore them cutoff britches and skinny little halters

something something bois d'arc fencepost

#2241
1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Verdict in. Awarded almost $100 million. 

CNN is saying almost $150 million.  Good luck with that.

#2245
4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

CNN is saying almost $150 million.  Good luck with that.

NYT says "more than $148 million."

Edited by DDD Dad

#2246
2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:


Yeah good luck collecting

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However, presumably not dischargeable in bankruptcy.

#2247
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Freeman and Moss asked for at least $24 million each for Giuliani's defamatory statements about them following the 2020 presidential contest when he baselessly accused them of election fraud.

...

The jury awarded Freeman and Moss a total of $148 million in damages.

Now, I struggle with my daughter's 4th grade math homework, but that looks like a bit more than 300% of what the plaintiffs asked to my miseducated brain.

God how I love the American jury system!

#2248

Will this make him America’s ‘Poorest’ Mayor? 

#2249

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.   

He really stepped on his cock when he flapped his jaws after the 1st day of trial. 

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11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Verdict in. Awarded almost $100 million. 

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