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#2502

So the guy charged with leaking false accusations about voter fraud pissy-fits is literally leaking piss on a court zoom call?  And they couldn't find him for a few days, but now he's so ubiquitous...you can hear his bladder?

Four Seasons.  Four Streams.  Amirite people?  

#2503
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Yep, pretty much a real life Frank Drebin at this point. 

All that was missing was a fart and a "whoops!"

#2504
7 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

All that was missing was a fart and a "whoops!"

Don't be so short-sighted.  There's got to be room for a concrete dildo in there somewhere.  

#2506
28 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So the guy charged with leaking false accusations about voter fraud pissy-fits is literally leaking piss on a court zoom call?  And they couldn't find him for a few days, but now he's so ubiquitous...you can hear his bladder?

Four Seasons.  Four Streams.  Amirite people?  

You know he's got piss all over the front of his pants and shoes and probably his hands too.

#2507

Former NYC Mayor, "Yes, well when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a man to death in Central Park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards.  That's my policy."  

#2511


Watching Kimmel tonight and he said if you click on the QR code on the back for Call 2 Action, there’s nothing there and nothing online about this supposed charity that is getting portion of proceeds of Rudy Coffee sales for veterans and first responders. Wouldn’t that constitute fraud?
#2512

Watching Kimmel tonight and he said if you click on the QR code on the back for Call 2 Action, there’s nothing there and nothing online about this supposed charity that is getting portion of proceeds of Rudy Coffee sales for veterans and first responders. Wouldn’t that constitute fraud?
Ha ha ha we checking the Trump universe for fraud now; that's a high hit rate full of targets that are already going to jail or can't pay legal fees or fines they already can't pay. I didn't learn shit in 1 year of law at Texas but I did learn not to sue broke fucks on day 1.
#2513
17 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
24 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Watching Kimmel tonight and he said if you click on the QR code on the back for Call 2 Action, there’s nothing there and nothing online about this supposed charity that is getting portion of proceeds of Rudy Coffee sales for veterans and first responders. Wouldn’t that constitute fraud?

Ha ha ha we checking the Trump universe for fraud now; that's a high hit rate full of targets that are already going to jail or can't pay legal fees or fines they already can't pay. I didn't learn shit in 1 year of law at Texas but I did learn not to sue broke fucks on day 1.

Fuck suing him. We’re past that. I want him to go to prison. And then die.

#2514
2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Fuck suing him. We’re past that. I want him to go to prison. And then die.

Personally, I am as far past as Opium Wars era Netherlands. Which means we can jail his corpse. After the flaying and the hanging of the corpse.

#2515
On 5/20/2024 at 11:03 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

for some reason this is all I see (although she's not anywhere near that hot):
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This was the only thing that got me to buy a ticket for yet another shitty Batman movie:

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#2516
On 5/21/2024 at 11:13 PM, C-Man said:

Fuck suing him. We’re past that. I want him to go to prison, suffer terribly, become depressed, morph to suicidal, leading to him not eating…. And then die when his weakness makes him fall and hit his head on the metal shitter in solitary - so that he bleeds out while trustees walk by for an hour and don’t say anything.

A great first effort C-Man, but a few touches can turn that A to an A+

#2517
4 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

A great first effort C-Man, but a few touches can turn that A to an A+

Hey, wazzup with Ben Sasse these days? I googled him the other day, wondering what happened to that fuckstick from Nebraska.

#2518
On 5/22/2024 at 1:24 AM, Willfully Horn said:

Personally, I am as far past as Opium Wars era Netherlands. Which means we can jail his corpse. After the flaying and the hanging of the corpse.

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#2519
1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Hey, wazzup with Ben Sasse these days? I googled him the other day, wondering what happened to that fuckstick from Nebraska.

He's running a think tank (right-leaning but not batshit insane) at Florida.  UT Clements' Center director followed him there.  They're actually doing some quality research, politics aside.  With regard to foreign affairs---Israel and Ukraine and Taiwan.  I think he saw the writing on the wall of the MAGA grip on his party.  He'll do "research and consulting" and re-emerge before the decade is out, believe me.  

#2520
On 5/21/2024 at 3:08 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Oh my. Rudy Giuliani forgot to turn off his zoom mic when he went to go pee during his arraignment https://t.co/lON9InoAIV

 

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On 5/21/2024 at 11:12 AM, SydneyCarton said:

Lol, that's some cheap AF green screen 

Pretty good CGI - it even looks like Rudy a bit, and definitely sounds like him, but I'm assuming he voiced the character.

#2524

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

BREAKING: The District of Columbia Court of Appeals Board of Professional Responsibility has recommended Rudy Giuliani be DISBARRED. I love this for him! https://t.co/f6DWzVTjOA

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#2525

 

Florida senior citizen recently fired from his job and disbarred for lying about court cases and evidence lies about a court case in NY involving his friend and former client who stiffed him on his legal fees.

 

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#2526
8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Florida senior citizen recently fired from his job and disbarred for lying about court cases and evidence lies about a court case in NY involving his friend and former client who stiffed him on his legal fees.

 

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#2527
BOOM !!Giuliani bankruptcy judge orders ‘sophisticated’ broker Sotheby’s International Realty to put his luxurious NYC apartment up for salehttps://t.co/3PqfBJZKHe

 

Dave Chappelle Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

#2529

I thought it was David Dinkins' guy that pulled the frozen yogurt with hidden fat scheme?  Lloyd Braun?  

#2532

 

Watch "America's Mayor" Rudy Giuliani call Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis a "ho," and the Christian audience at the ReAwaken America tour go wild for it last night.

 

#2533
14 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Watch "America's Mayor" Rudy Giuliani call Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis a "ho," and the Christian audience at the ReAwaken America tour go wild for it last night.

 

"Christian" audience.

#2534

Ahh yes she’s a ho but the guy that cheats on his wives with porn stars is the second coming of Christ. 

#2535
Just now, 4th&Five said:

Ahh yes she’s a ho but the guy that cheats on his wives with porn stars is the second coming of Christ. 

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#2536
22 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Watch "America's Mayor" Rudy Giuliani call Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis a "ho," and the Christian audience at the ReAwaken America tour go wild for it last night.

 

The amount of unfilling life choices and wrong turns you'd have to make to find yourself in that audience...

#2537
34 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Ahh yes she’s a ho but the guy that cheats on his wives with porn stars is the second coming of Christ. 

Like Mary Magdalene didn’t help Jesus ease the tension of being the messiah every now and then. 

#2538
13 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Like Mary Magdalene didn’t help Jesus ease the tension of being the messiah every now and then. 

“My best ‘anointing oil’….”

#2539
15 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Watch "America's Mayor" Rudy Giuliani call Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis a "ho," and the Christian audience at the ReAwaken America tour go wild for it last night.

 

Even that rancid audience got a little uncomfortable with Rudy's analysis of Fani's name. Quite the Champions of American Democracy display behind him. Not sure what Bill Gates (if that is him) is doing up there. Looks like there's a monkey at far right.

#2540
15 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Watch "America's Mayor" Rudy Giuliani call Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis a "ho," and the Christian audience at the ReAwaken America tour go wild for it last night.

 

ho as in, wasn't Giuliani married 3 times, with several cases of infidelity? that type of ho?

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#2541
18 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Even that rancid audience got a little uncomfortable with Rudy's analysis of Fani's name. Quite the Champions of American Democracy display behind him. Not sure what Bill Gates (if that is him) is doing up there. Looks like there's a monkey at far right.

Looks like the (our) right side of the graphic is their "who should I blame for all the bad shit that's happened to me" list.  Isn't that Soros next to Gates?

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#2542
15 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Ahh yes she’s a ho but the guy that cheats on his wives with porn stars is the second coming of Christ. 

No need to overlook Rudy's own high integrity past:

- married his second cousin

- cheated on her

- had marriage annulled, married his mistress

- cheated on her

- got a divorce, married his mistress, couldn't bang her because his pee pee wasn't working so well

- got a divorce

- caught on camera diddling himself in front of an actress he believed was 15 years old, all set up by Borat

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#2544
On 6/11/2024 at 6:07 AM, TeeDubya said:

“My best ‘anointing oil’….”

That’s why they flick the holy water onto the congregation with the phallic rod, right?

#2545
15 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
White Boy Summer is not complete without an Ashli Babbitt bracelet.

 

I wonder if the Secret Service had body cam of Ashley trying to come thru that window.  I have never seen a picture from that angle.  If anybody knows where I can get one, I’m pretty sure I can get some targets made up.   That should piss  off all the MAGAts at my range. 

#2546
2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I wonder if the Secret Service had body cam of Ashley trying to come thru that window.  I have never seen a picture from that angle.  If anybody knows where I can get one, I’m pretty sure I can get some targets made up.   That should piss  off all the MAGAts at my range. 

better yet, have some Hillary targets made up, make a fortune selling them at your range, and donate the profits to Biden.

#2547
49 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

better yet, have some Hillary targets made up, make a fortune selling them at your range, and donate the profits to Biden.

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#2548
3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
White Boy Summer is not complete without an Ashli Babbitt bracelet.

 

So the crazy guy from "The Four Seasons" is celebrating a "Season of White Boys", in this case Summer.  I suspect during election season, a "White Boy Fall" will be announced, with any sense of irony?  Followed by violent, pouty outbursts in "White Boy Winter."  

What the fuck happened to this guy?  

#2549
11 hours ago, YGIFS said:

So the crazy guy from "The Four Seasons" is celebrating a "Season of White Boys", in this case Summer.  I suspect during election season, a "White Boy Fall" will be announced, with any sense of irony?  Followed by violent, pouty outbursts in "White Boy Winter."  

What the fuck happened to this guy?  

I can't recall a single public figure that's fallen as far and as hard as this motherfucker.   Maybe OJ?  

What was Rudy's post 9-11 approval rating?   90%? 

#2550
6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I can't recall a single public figure that's fallen as far and as hard as this motherfucker.   Maybe OJ?  

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