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#2653

I texted a buddy earlier: did you hear the tragic news about Rudy?   He says no, what happened.  I respond "he was in a horrible accident, and he survived".

#2654
Rudy Giuliani suffered severe injuries in a car accident last night, according to his spokesperson

Yeah, I'm not buying any of that. Hooker and a mad pimp is my working theory.

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#2657
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that

 

#2658
2 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:
Rudy Giuliani suffered severe injuries in a car accident last night, according to his spokesperson

Yeah, I'm not buying any of that. Hooker and a mad pimp is my working theory.

Ha!  Yeah that first paragraph. Um, yeah, and he also had just come from saving a puppy from a burning building and had been doing charity work with the blind all day. He’s totally a good guy and everything!

#2660
11 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:
Rudy Giuliani suffered severe injuries in a car accident last night, according to his spokesperson

Yeah, I'm not buying any of that. Hooker and a mad pimp is my working theory.

Image of ...and I'm being chased by Guido, the Killer Pimp.

#2668
16 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:
Rudy Giuliani suffered severe injuries in a car accident last night, according to his spokesperson

Yeah, I'm not buying any of that. Hooker and a mad pimp is my working theory.

Signed, 

Epstein’s mother.

Not “that” Epstein, this one:

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#2670

So, his "business partner... was promptly notified and arrived to oversee his care?"

Wow, if there isn't better proof that nobody in your life actually gives a shit about you, I don't know what it would be.

#2671
25 minutes ago, flatdawgs said:

So, his "business partner... was promptly notified and arrived to oversee his care?"

Wow, if there isn't better proof that nobody in your life actually gives a shit about you, I don't know what it would be.

Stuff like this reminds me that Bud Adams, worth hundreds of millions (maybe billions) died alone at home....and wasn't found until days later.  Power, money, "prestige," all that shit.....and nobody fucking gives a shit if you are alive or dead.

The things we worship as gods in American society are all the wrong fucking things.

#2673
President Donald Trump says he's awarding former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani the Presidential Medal of Freedom. https://bit.ly/3JAAq4j

 

#2674
2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Just thinking what a shame it was that a bridge wasn’t involved

A Kennedy wasn't driving.

#2675
1 hour ago, David Dennison said:
President Donald Trump says he's awarding former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani the Presidential Medal of Freedom. https://bit.ly/3JAAq4j

 

We’ll take possession of that, thank you very much, Mr mayor… 

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#2676
this feels like a math problem: if rudy was traveling southbound on the highway and flagged down by a domestic violence victim, why was he traveling northbound when he was rear-ended by a teenager? https://www.nhsp.dos.nh.gov/news-and-media/update-nh-state-police-releases-additional-information-regarding-incident-involving

 

#2678
16 hours ago, Pancho said:
Rudy is out of the hospital and back doing his podcast.

 

 

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#2679
On 9/2/2025 at 7:22 PM, Pancho said:
Rudy is out of the hospital and back doing his podcast.

 

Steven Hawking has really let himself go.

#2681
On 9/2/2025 at 8:22 PM, Pancho said:
Rudy is out of the hospital and back doing his podcast.

 

 

10 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

 

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4 minutes ago, C-Man said:


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C’mon guys. This is a layup. You’re slipping. 
 

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#2682
On 9/1/2025 at 3:40 AM, Underdog said:

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What a horribly fabricated story. Even by GQP standards this is a terrible one. Hope we hear about a funeral for him soon. This trash bag of a person deserves nothing but scorn and a reserved spot on the grave pissing tour. Hope they bury him near NYC so access to his grave will be quick to piss on and leave. Complete waste of a human being that should have to spend the remainder of his life living in the South Bronx in a trap house selling meth to survive.

#2683
8 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

What a horribly fabricated story. Even by GQP standards this is a terrible one. Hope we hear about a funeral for him soon. This trash bag of a person deserves nothing but scorn and a reserved spot on the grave pissing tour. Hope they bury him near NYC so access to his grave will be quick to piss on and leave. Complete waste of a human being that should have to spend the remainder of his life living in the South Bronx in a trap house selling meth to survive.

Harsh, but ...

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#2684
On 9/2/2025 at 8:22 PM, Pancho said:
Rudy is out of the hospital and back doing his podcast.

 

The WWE belt, Rudy coffee, and Biden Crime family book are just perfect in the background 

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#2689
On 9/4/2025 at 9:42 AM, tx ind said:

The WWE belt, Rudy coffee, and Biden Crime family book are just perfect in the background 

The Biden Crime Family is a short, engaging description of the evidence that supports the case that President Joe Biden and his family are deeply corrupt. They are so corrupt that when former New York mayor and US attorney Rudy Giuliani first stumbled across evidence of what they were doing in Ukraine, it reminded him of his experience prosecuting the five mafia families that used to run New York. 
 
Joe Biden began to seek enormous bribes and payouts when he became vice president. In every situation where he was the point man for the Obama administration’s policy toward a country, he ended up making millions of dollars, and failing to obtain whatever the US policy goal was. 
 
In these endeavors, Joe’s drug addicted younger son, Hunter, worked with him. Hunter was the “bagman.” You can question whether it was loving or even decent for a politician to use his dysfunctional son in this matter. But it happened. Joe’s brother James also served as a bagman, sometimes working with Hunter. Other family members participated as needed.
 
When Joe was made the point man for Ukraine—with the special mission of cleaning up Ukrainian corruption so deep that it had left the country almost bankrupt—he did nothing to help. Instead, he had Hunter placed on the board of Burisma, an energy and gas company at the center of some of Ukraine’s most corrupt government dealings. Hunter took home a million a year to do nothing. The rule was “ten percent for the big guy.” Hunter has complained about how half his income went to dad.
 
The same and worse happened with Joe in China and Iraq.
The Biden Crime Family displays the evidence clearly—and makes the kind of case that should get a conviction on Biden family corruption.

(Foreword by Stephen K. Bannon)


 
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