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#656
34 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

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Wait, does he actually pull his dick out, and its on camera? JFC, what the actual fuck?

#662
1 hour ago, bolverk said:

The trailer will clear it up for you:

 

Is that Texas Ag commissioner Sid Miller fisting at the end of that?

#666
Just now, hayden_horn said:

oh. my. god.

has this been posted yet?

 

Thank God he's not the head of cyber security.  

#669
27 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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Young and blonde, he probably had an Ivanka flashback.  

#671
36 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Lost in all this is the terrifying contrast in "skin tone" between Rudy's head and hands. 

To be fair most of Rudy’s blood supply was furiously rushing to his brain and his flaccid geezer shaft.

#673

If early meme results are an indicator, this very well could make everything over the last 4 years completely worth it.

#675
3 minutes ago, YChang said:

Dnaguy with a scorching rebuttal! 

I don't know if that's a rebuttal or just another hysterical political fuckup -- "BITCH SET ME UP!" is one of the all-time great political quotes.

#676
4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I don't know if that's a rebuttal or just another hysterical political fuckup -- "BITCH SET ME UP!" is one of the all-time great political quotes.

Hmm, you may be right!

#683
1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

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Sidenote: What the actual fuck is going on here?

#684
On 10/16/2020 at 2:06 PM, atomheartbevo said:

When you make Kilmeade question what you are saying, you've really gone past the point of no return.

 

 

I've seen that no less than three times.  I never fail to cringe.

#686
1 hour ago, smuggs said:

To be fair most of Rudy’s blood supply was furiously rushing to his brain and his flaccid geezer shaft.

Flaccid Geezer Shaft is pretty lit for a band made up of old retirees.

#688

What is revenge porn law?  Is that something lawyers specialize in like family law or personal injury law?

#691
3 minutes ago, Tom said:

What is revenge porn law?  Is that something lawyers specialize in like family law or personal injury law?

It is a law that prohibits you from posting pornographic or explicit images without the other person's consent.

I'm betting that there's a HUGE problem with the Rudy apologists yelling about this from the highest mountain......those same images are going to be broadcast to the world in a Borat movie in a couple of days.  They can't broadcast those images without having obtained the consent of the people being filmed.  Rudy almost certainly signed a broad consent form regarding the "interview" process he was taking part in.  So, the whole "violating the law by posting the images without his consent" -- dumbass almost certainly already consented.  Because he's Rudy, and he's really, really, really fucking stupid.

#693

And revenge porn is more commonly thought of as a former partner sending out explicit pics of their exes for......revenge.  IOW, he's an idiot. 

#694
3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

They can't broadcast those images without having obtained the consent of the people being filmed.  Rudy almost certainly signed a broad consent form regarding the "interview" process he was taking part in.

 

#695
31 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

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29 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Sidenote: What the actual fuck is going on here?

Well I’d show you, but I’m pretty sure you’d just think I was blowing smoke up your ass.

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#696
6 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

And revenge porn is more commonly thought of as a former partner sending out explicit pics of their exes for......revenge.  IOW, he's an idiot. 

Think Congressmember Katie Hill, who was forced to resign after her boyfriend posted pics of a 3 way that they had. 

#698
Just now, Gil Bang said:

Think Congressmember Katie Hill, who was forced to resign after her boyfriend posted pics of a 3 way that they had. 

Yep.  That dude was a real penis wrinkle. 

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