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Still can't believe this is real life. Can't wait for the HBO series to come out.

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Edited by Francisco 2.0

Jeffrey Toobin really appreciates Rudy tonight.


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Rudy shoulda listened.

 

A Message to You, Rudy

Stop your messing around (ah-ah-ah)
Better think of your future (ah-ah-ah)
Time you straighten right out (ah-ah-ah)
Creating problems in town (ah-ah-ah)

Rudy
A message to you, Rudy
A message to you

Stop your fooling around (ah-ah-ah)
Time you straighten right out (ah-ah-ah)
Better think of your future (ah-ah-ah)
Else you'll wind up in jail (ah-ah-ah)

Rudy
A message to you, Rudy
A message to you

Stop your messing around (ah-ah-ah)
Better think of your future…

17 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

FYI:

 

 

 

 

 

LoL

I have come here to get laid and tuck shirttails...and I'm all outta shirttails.

-"Rowdy" Rudy G.  

Does Roger Stone know Rudy raided his wardrobe?

The guy in charge of our nuclear arsenal signed off on the decor of this room, which he calls, "Atriuml Abortion" along with the creepy toadman pedophile and inexplicable hidden baby carriage.

Enjoy the nightmare fuel, America.  Good night!  

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I'm surprised he wasn't in dress socks, pants around his ankles, reclined in a papasan, Jerry Falwell Jr. style.

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52 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Does Roger Stone know Rudy raided his wardrobe?

I’ll give you the answer to that question Mr. Lange next Saturday.

Am I the only one thst wants to drugs with Lobo? This dude keeps his mind lubricated.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

These guys have confused SBC with Adam Sandler

 

 

10 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Am I the only one thst wants to drugs with Lobo? This dude keeps his mind lubricated.

Sorry to disappoint you, but whiskey and wine are my only vices these days. 

About every 3-4 years I take a hit of weed at a concert, but invariably my paranoia sets in and I just stop before I get weird. 

But yes, I do like to think of mind as being as well lubricated as South Austin's Mom during a Matlock Marathon.  

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15 hours ago, Blotto said:

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What in the everloving fuck?? Just a joke that this guy plays any role in US government. What a choad.

In the cast and crew section on Prime, it's only listing Borat and his sidekick, and Rudy and Pence.

2 hours ago, Pasken said:

 

That looks pretty bad.....lol

Just done watching the BORAT “movie”.  It is hysterical but the Rudy part.....meh.   If this was any other time in US politics it is  huge deal.  In the Trump era of you can pay off porn stars wit zero consequences.....

 

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1 hour ago, SizzleChest said:

 

So if he's got audio of Hunter talking about some Chinese spymaster and the business he did with his dad, why isn't he releasing it?

Another $10 million invested in some company Joe has an investment in?

Is he waiting until November 5th or something?

Is this Rudy's long game, to release nothing until after the election.

And how the fuck does Rudy and people he know keep coming into possession of Hunter's laptops?

Wait, that's Kennedy from fucking MTV?
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That was my biggest takeaway...and she's hosting a show on Fox Business Channel?

Is Martha Quinn also the editor of a medical journal?
29 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So if he's got audio of Hunter talking about some Chinese spymaster and the business he did with his dad, why isn't he releasing it?

Another $10 million invested in some company Joe has an investment in?

Is he waiting until November 5th or something?

Is this Rudy's long game, to release nothing until after the election.

 

The audio is floating on the internet.  I have no idea if it's Hunter because I have no idea what he sounds like, but I didn't really hear any bombshells on there.  He talked about being in business with someone from China (which is not illegal as far as I know), and apparently someone goes missing and they don't know where he is.  He may have to be a witness to something.  That's about it.

I like the part when he's losing his mind and she says "You keep going back and forth to Ukraine and America) and he shrieks, "I had nothing to do with Ukraine" after continuously talking for the past year about all the stuff he's digging up about Biden in Ukraine.

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9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That was my biggest takeaway...and she's hosting a show on Fox Business Channel?

Is Martha Quinn also the editor of a medical journal?

I love you, mostly because I read all of you posts in Dobby's voice. But also because that was funny.

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27 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Is Martha Quinn also the editor of a medical journal?

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9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

That was my biggest takeaway...and she's hosting a show on Fox Business Channel?

Is Martha Quinn also the editor of a medical journal?

 

Kennedy has been on Fox Business for  years now.

As for Martha; she's 61 now (2018 pic)

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On 10/28/2020 at 8:12 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Rudy is simply bat-shit crazy.  Full stop.

Ya think?

 

The evidence he laid out in that video is so detailed, so verified, so beyond any reasonable doubt.  I’m ashamed that I didn’t see the truth earlier in this campaign.  
 

I mean, the teeth thing alone is so illuminating.  

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On 10/27/2020 at 10:38 PM, Beau Vine said:

That was my biggest takeaway...and she's hosting a show on Fox Business Channel?

Is Martha Quinn also the editor of a medical journal?

I think Puck from 'Real World' is one of Trump's lead attorneys.

On 10/30/2020 at 12:16 PM, Neonmoon said:

 

And the co-authors of the report, Aspen Vail and Reno Topeka, also do not exist.  Cyber forensic specialist, Arizona Dakota Manhattan, is entirely real, though.

On 10/28/2020 at 8:06 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Kennedy has been on Fox Business for  years now.

As for Martha; she's 61 now (2018 pic)

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On 10/21/2020 at 9:45 PM, Bookman said:

Still can't believe this is real life. Can't wait for the HBO series to come out.

This post was dated 10/21. Little did any of us know how far Rudy would come in just one month. What does the next month being?

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