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When they make a Rudy movie, the actor has the material to win an Oscar. Young thin attorney general goes after organized crime, NY gets safer, 9/11 mayor, then the turn to fat kook. Trump lawyer in Ukraine. Four seasons landscaping. Hair dye. Daughter doesn’t like him. I’m 
 

the script writes itself. 

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Danny DeVito would make a really good Rudy.

The early era portrayed by Ed Norton.

The late era portrayed by two rotting gourds stacked on top of each other. 

The special effects for the late era will be cheap.  Just hire Lenny Dykstra to spit on the actor's head prior to each shot.  

Imagine what Brian Cranston could do as old Rudy. 

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Imagine what Brian Cranston could do as old Rudy. 

This just blew my mind.  I think my buddy can get a script out by Christmas, working title:  "The 9/11 of Mayors" 

8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

This just blew my mind.  I think my buddy can get a script out by Christmas, working title:  "The 9/11 of Mayors of POTUS Personal Attorneys" 

FIFY

23 hours ago, Gatorubet said:


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The real Rudy is scarier. 

6 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Sean Astin 

Has the chops, but wrong body type.

3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Imagine what Brian Cranston could do as old Rudy. 

Nope. 

Rudy Giuliani | Biography, Facts, & September 11 Attacks | Britannica

The Judge (2014) - Rotten Tomatoes

3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Imagine what Brian Cranston could do as old Rudy

Well, everyone knows Guliani was disbarred, convicted and died in the federal correctional facility in Otisville.  What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Philip Seymour Hoffman could have done all the Rudys 

This is correct. 

I’m thinking Nic Cage could pull off a pretty over the top crazy rudy.  

4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I’m thinking Nic Cage could pull off a pretty over the top crazy rudy.  

Nic Cage would do a one man show version of Human centipede as long as the check cleared.

He can’t and wouldn’t turn down the role.

Dude probably gives hj’s to hobos for quarters.

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He's one of our greatest living actors, and that is not sarcasm.

Martin Scorsese - he's two years older than Rudy.  He needs to do a lead role before he dies, and Marty will know just the right amount of crazy/Italian/humor to inject into the role. 

 

Are you guys forgetting that we already have somebody with Rudy chops?  

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Wait until the end.

James Woods as idealistic Rudy is just too much.
 



 

If Boris Johnson has a cameo - - 

 

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23 hours ago, Lobo said:

This just blew my mind.  I think my buddy can get a script out by Christmas, working title:  "The 9/11 of Mayors" 

"Strike Force Rudy" has to be..

19 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

I’m thinking Nic Cage could pull off a pretty over the top crazy rudy.  

Should be obvious now -- Randy Quaid.

Sound track by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. 

John Lithgow is doing an entertaining Rudy on Colbert right now. 

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A fair number of old and/or unhealthy politicians have had covid and survived. Someone is going to press their luck with this track record.

he's been completely surrounded by this virus for months now.  it would be a bigger story if he didn't catch it.

He’s obviously had it for days and days based on how he’s looked and sounded in PCs and trials, and they hid it until his symptoms required a hospital stay. Reckless and criminal. 

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s obviously had it for days and days based on how he’s looked and sounded in PCs and trials, and they hid it until his symptoms required a hospital stay. Reckless and criminal. 

That would explain the farting.

A fair number of old and/or unhealthy politicians have had covid and survived. Someone is going to press their luck with this track record.

Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

How badly does Trump hope for Giuliani to die with his secrets and lawyer's fees due?

Would certainly explain Rudy's symptoms.  

"Mr. Mayor, you have pints of colored hair tonic trickling into your mouth."  

"Really?  I don't taste anything"

I hope he enjoys all covid has to offer.   

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Nic Cage would do a one man show version of Human centipede as long as the check cleared.
He can’t and wouldn’t turn down the role.
Dude probably gives hj’s to hobos for quarters.

IRS bro. And they make him pay fica on the handies.
11 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

I stand corrected. 

26 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

How badly does Trump hope for Giuliani to die with his secrets and lawyer's fees due?

On second thought, I guess I don't want Rudy to die a horrific, miserable death?

Well, at least not until he testifies against Trump.

 

32 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

As far as I know, he didn't say "goodbye," either. 

46 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

Rudy has co morbidities that very much mirror those of the a very dead Herman Cain.

1 hour ago, 406W30th said:

On second thought, I guess I don't want Rudy to die a horrific, miserable death?

Well, at least not until he testifies against Trump.

 

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2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

His twitter account does.

3 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

Who?

 

On 11/23/2020 at 8:20 AM, Bookman said:

Danny DeVito would make a really good Rudy.

 

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5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

He’s been hospitalized.
 

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30 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Who?

 

Two of those survived by getting drugs not available to the general public.  Factor that in and 2 of the 14 are dead.  Not a great survival rate.

8 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

 

No, that's incorrect.

 

 

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