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#801

When they make a Rudy movie, the actor has the material to win an Oscar. Young thin attorney general goes after organized crime, NY gets safer, 9/11 mayor, then the turn to fat kook. Trump lawyer in Ukraine. Four seasons landscaping. Hair dye. Daughter doesn’t like him. I’m 
 

the script writes itself. 

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#803

The early era portrayed by Ed Norton.

The late era portrayed by two rotting gourds stacked on top of each other. 

#804

The special effects for the late era will be cheap.  Just hire Lenny Dykstra to spit on the actor's head prior to each shot.  

#806
2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Imagine what Brian Cranston could do as old Rudy. 

This just blew my mind.  I think my buddy can get a script out by Christmas, working title:  "The 9/11 of Mayors" 

#807
8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

This just blew my mind.  I think my buddy can get a script out by Christmas, working title:  "The 9/11 of Mayors of POTUS Personal Attorneys" 

FIFY

#812
6 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Sean Astin 

Has the chops, but wrong body type.

#813
3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Imagine what Brian Cranston could do as old Rudy. 

Nope. 

Rudy Giuliani | Biography, Facts, & September 11 Attacks | Britannica

The Judge (2014) - Rotten Tomatoes

#814
3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Imagine what Brian Cranston could do as old Rudy

Well, everyone knows Guliani was disbarred, convicted and died in the federal correctional facility in Otisville.  What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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#815
3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Philip Seymour Hoffman could have done all the Rudys 

This is correct. 

#817
4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I’m thinking Nic Cage could pull off a pretty over the top crazy rudy.  

Nic Cage would do a one man show version of Human centipede as long as the check cleared.

He can’t and wouldn’t turn down the role.

Dude probably gives hj’s to hobos for quarters.

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#819

Martin Scorsese - he's two years older than Rudy.  He needs to do a lead role before he dies, and Marty will know just the right amount of crazy/Italian/humor to inject into the role. 

 

#820

Are you guys forgetting that we already have somebody with Rudy chops?  

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Wait until the end.

James Woods as idealistic Rudy is just too much.
 



 

#822
23 hours ago, Lobo said:

This just blew my mind.  I think my buddy can get a script out by Christmas, working title:  "The 9/11 of Mayors" 

"Strike Force Rudy" has to be..

#823
19 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

I’m thinking Nic Cage could pull off a pretty over the top crazy rudy.  

Should be obvious now -- Randy Quaid.

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#827

A fair number of old and/or unhealthy politicians have had covid and survived. Someone is going to press their luck with this track record.

#830

he's been completely surrounded by this virus for months now.  it would be a bigger story if he didn't catch it.

#831

He’s obviously had it for days and days based on how he’s looked and sounded in PCs and trials, and they hid it until his symptoms required a hospital stay. Reckless and criminal. 

#832
12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s obviously had it for days and days based on how he’s looked and sounded in PCs and trials, and they hid it until his symptoms required a hospital stay. Reckless and criminal. 

That would explain the farting.

#833
A fair number of old and/or unhealthy politicians have had covid and survived. Someone is going to press their luck with this track record.

Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”
#835

Would certainly explain Rudy's symptoms.  

"Mr. Mayor, you have pints of colored hair tonic trickling into your mouth."  

"Really?  I don't taste anything"

#837
Nic Cage would do a one man show version of Human centipede as long as the check cleared.
He can’t and wouldn’t turn down the role.
Dude probably gives hj’s to hobos for quarters.

IRS bro. And they make him pay fica on the handies.
#839
26 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

How badly does Trump hope for Giuliani to die with his secrets and lawyer's fees due?

On second thought, I guess I don't want Rudy to die a horrific, miserable death?

Well, at least not until he testifies against Trump.

 

#840
32 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

As far as I know, he didn't say "goodbye," either. 

#842
46 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

Rudy has co morbidities that very much mirror those of the a very dead Herman Cain.

#844
1 hour ago, 406W30th said:

On second thought, I guess I don't want Rudy to die a horrific, miserable death?

Well, at least not until he testifies against Trump.

 

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#845
2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

His twitter account does.

#847
On 11/23/2020 at 8:20 AM, Bookman said:

Danny DeVito would make a really good Rudy.

 

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#849
30 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Who?

 

Two of those survived by getting drugs not available to the general public.  Factor that in and 2 of the 14 are dead.  Not a great survival rate.

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