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7 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Not unusual to see a bunch of dudes in suits at hockey and basketball games at MSG. If you work in Manhattan but live outside the city, you will go straight from the office to the game.

I've see it at the US Open (tennis) too.

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5 hours ago, C-Man said:

Not unusual to see a bunch of dudes in suits at hockey and basketball games at MSG. If you work in Manhattan but live outside the city, you will go straight from the office to the game.

Women carry sneakers and change out of their dress shoes to walk around outside In NYC. I’d think men would bring a change of clothes in order to attend a sporting event. Or, failing that, at least wear a decent tie. And don’t be a lunatic jackass. But that’s Rudy. 

https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/23/politics/igor-fruman-guilty-plea/index.html

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Igor Fruman, a Rudy Giuliani associate charged in a campaign finance case, is scheduled to plead guilty during an appearance in Manhattan federal court on Wednesday, according to a court filing. 

Fruman and another Giuliani associate, Lev Parnas, were originally charged in October 2019 in a case alleging they funneled foreign money to US campaign coffers, to which they pleaded not guilty. 

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It's not clear whether Fruman's guilty plea will include a cooperation agreement. An attorney for Fruman didn't immediately respond to CNN's request for comment.

Any assistance by Fruman to prosecutors could threaten Giuliani, who has been the subject of a separate ongoing criminal investigation by Manhattan federal prosecutors for more than two years.

 

 

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

How were we entertained before the Internet?

2 hours ago, Bookman said:

How were we entertained before the Internet?

Television, radio, magazines, and newspapers. 

I really hate Michael Rappaport.  He's a no talent ass clown.  However, that was a masterpiece.

3 hours ago, Bookman said:

How were we entertained before the Internet?

The porn fair would leave porno magazines in the woods near our homes, in alleyways, hidden in the ceiling of the 6th-grade boys bathroom, hidden within a box hidden in a suitcase in the back of a friend's dad's closet, etc.

is it that important to shave, that you do it in an airport on a sunday ?

26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

is it that important to shave, that you do it in an airport on a sunday ?

JFK not have mirrors in its bathrooms?  

48 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

is it that important to shave, that you do it in an airport on a sunday ?

Well he tried to check in to a Four Seasons first.

49 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

is it that important to shave, that you do it in an airport on a sunday ?

He probably doesn’t want anyone to see him shaving at the YMCA after he takes a shower. 

Rudy caught about an hour of The Terminal but misunderstood the plot so now he thinks he can't be arrested if he stays there.

He's just using the electric razor to mask the sound of him shitting his pants. Oldest trick in the book

It’s an old thing.  My dad shaves anywhere he pleases.  It annoys the fuck out of my mom.  I once asked him where all of the shaved hair that falls off of his face, that would fall into the sink for a normal person, goes.  I was a little scruffy that day, so to prove a point, I grabbed his razor and shaved over the sink in his bathroom.  He didn’t like my tone.

ginger friend used to shave in his truck and there were tiny red beard hairs scattered all over his dash

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3 hours ago, Foosters said:

He's just using the electric razor to mask the sound of him shitting his pants. Oldest trick in the book

As careen towards 60....

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7 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

It’s an old thing.  My dad shaves anywhere he pleases.  It annoys the fuck out of my mom.  I once asked him where all of the shaved hair that falls off of his face, that would fall into the sink for a normal person, goes.  I was a little scruffy that day, so to prove a point, I grabbed his razor and shaved over the sink in his bathroom.  He didn’t like my tone.

Yeah, my FIL will walk around the kitchen doing it. Fucking gross. 

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4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Assume the opposite to be true of what he said.

1 minute ago, UpperWestside said:

Assume the opposite to be true of what he said.

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17 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

There was a time that performance would have made me concerned for the well-being of America’s Mayor.

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3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

That’s pathetic and the audiences reaction is very telling. His only applause line is some worthless jab at Biden. The rest is total silence. You can actually feel the nervousness of the crowd. Like “what the hell is happening here?”

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

That’s pathetic and the audiences reaction is very telling. His only applause line is some worthless jab at Biden. The rest is total silence. You can actually feel the nervousness of the crowd. Like “what the hell is happening here?”

The Aristocrats!

2 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

There was a time that performance would have make me concerned for the well-being of America’s Mayor.

8 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

That’s pathetic and the audiences reaction is very telling. His only applause line is some worthless jab at Biden. The rest is total silence. You can actually feel the nervousness of the crowd. Like “what the hell is happening here?”

 

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

That’s pathetic and the audiences reaction is very telling. His only applause line is some worthless jab at Biden. The rest is total silence. You can actually feel the nervousness of the crowd. Like “what the hell is happening here?”

i almost expected him to hit the mic and ask "Is this thing on?"  they knew he was shit-housed.

Foster brooks is an OUTSTANDING reference.  Except brooks was funny. 

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Foster brooks is an OUTSTANDING reference.  Except brooks was funny. 

And eventually more coherent, once he got around to whatever point he was trying to make.

 Brooks was an original master of the drunken denouement.  Martin based part of his schtick on Foster, except just pretending to be hammered.  

I think Rudy was half in the bag and on some kinda medication. It was a day that brings up painful memories for him.  He’s entitled to tie one on.  the other 364 days of the year however, he will have to pay for what he did to our country.  

13 hours ago, Lobo said:

 Brooks was an original master of the drunken denouement.  Martin based part of his schtick on Foster, except just pretending to be hammered.  

I think Rudy was half in the bag and on some kinda medication. It was a day that brings up painful memories for him.  He’s entitled to tie one on.  the other 364 days of the year however, he will have to pay for what he did to our country.  

 

his schtick will kill in prison !

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11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Odds he offs himself ?

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Does mixing pills and booze in a lethal combination count as offing yourself?

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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This is why people like Abbott are willing to debase themselves for Daddy Orange.  The fear is strong.

So Fox cancelled Rudy. Now he can sue them in New York for … oh wait nevermind. 

This might be his personal 9/11.

11 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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the fox ban also includes his son 

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14 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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Surround yourself with animals, and maybe some day one or all of them will eat you.  Hope you are only the first of all the crooks in this affair that should be eaten by animals. 

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/court-case-giuliani-shed-new-light-big-lie-s-origins-n1280309

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Rudy Giuliani confirmed under oath that when he peddled election conspiracy theories, he didn't check to learn whether they were true.

In this same defamation case, attorneys sat down with Donald Trump's infamous lawyer last month and asked about the origins of the Republican conspiracy theories, specifically related to voting machines — a core element of the GOP's anti-election push. As part of the deposition process, Giuliani, among others, was required to answer questions under oath, which in turn offers the public a window into how the nonsense became an animating principle for the former president and his allies.

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The core question for the former New York City mayor was simple: Where did all this weird stuff come from? Giuliani was asked, for example, about media reports in which he said he'd relied on some media accounts and social media posts in order to go after a Dominion Voting Systems executive. Giuliani responded that he couldn't remember if it was Facebook or some other platform. "Those social media posts get all one to me," he said.

Giuliani added that he couldn't think of anything else "that I laid eyes on." This was itself amazing: Before going public with anti-election conspiracy theories, Giuliani's due diligence involved reading some stuff via social media — though he's not sure which platform.

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The former president's lawyer also told the public he knew of a witness who could bolster the allegations against Dominion. In the deposition, Giuliani conceded that he didn't actually speak to the alleged witness, but he thinks someone else on Team Trump probably did.

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Giuliani also said he didn't have any information about the alleged witness' credibility, and didn't make an effort to check. From the transcript:

"It's not my job in a fast-moving case to go out and investigate every piece of evidence that's given to me. Otherwise, you're never going to write a story."

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He added that he didn't have the time to check whether the alleged witness' claims were reliable before sharing them with the public.

Rachel summarized Giuliani's message this way: "I read some stuff — I think it was maybe on Facebook — I laid it out to the public as what we knew to be the facts, and no, I had no idea if it was true or not. I didn't even try to check. Why would I try to check? You wouldn't have a story then."

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"Were the things you were saying true?"

"I'm not sure.  I don't think so."

"Why were you saying those things, then?"

"There was no time to check.  I was too busy."

"Too busy? Busy doing what?"

"I was too busy claiming the things I said were true."

"Are you telling the truth now?"

"There's really no way any of us can be sure."

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this probably isn't good for his dominion lawsuit ?

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

this probably isn't good for his dominion lawsuit ?

What's a little casual defamation among friends that financially impacts a company, amirite?

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