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16 hours ago, Chooky said:

"Were the things you were saying true?"

"I'm not sure.  I don't think so."

"Why were you saying those things, then?"

"There was no time to check.  I was too busy."

"Too busy? Busy doing what?"

"I was too busy claiming the things I said were true."

"Are you telling the truth now?"

"There's really no way any of us can be sure."

It's like reading a post from incredulity or wws or fozz/lmao (rip)

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13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

this probably isn't good for his dominion lawsuit ?

This particular case evidently is Dominion CTO Eric Coomer's defamation case.  I don't recall who all exactly Coomer sued.

But yeah, that's gonna smart in the Dominion case too.  Basically the same facts establish liability in either one.

  • 3 weeks later...

Do diligence. Due diligence. So hard to keep those two straight. Amirite!!??

55 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

cross-posting.

 


hang those mother fuckers, today

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I still think that when they do the movie or miniseries, that Danny DeVito would be perfect to play Rudy.

3 hours ago, Bookman said:

I still think that when they do the movie or miniseries, that Danny DeVito would be perfect to play Rudy.

I'm thinking more Buscemi in a fat suit. Devito has the chops, of course, but you need that creepy "is this guy a space alien" vibe.

5 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm thinking more Buscemi in a fat suit. Devito has the chops, of course, but you need that creepy "is this guy a space alien" vibe.

Nice. I'm thinking John Goodman could play Trump.

8 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm thinking more Buscemi in a fat suit. Devito has the chops, of course, but you need that creepy "is this guy a space alien" vibe.

Paul Giamatti normally does these kinds of things. 

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4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Just because.

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Is that at the four seasons? That will always be my favorite. 

3 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Is that at the four seasons? That will always be my favorite. 

Yes. THE Four Seasons.

Posted before but idgaf

 

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Yes. THE Four Seasons.

The reason it’s so funny is because you just need a little imagination to figure out exactly how that all went down and how they accidentally wound up there and despite knowing it was ridiculous, they had no choice but to proceed anyway.  Because it was too late to move it. 

Just now, JimmyJames said:

The reason it’s so funny is because you just need a little imagination to figure out exactly how that all went down and how they accidentally wound up there and despite knowing it was ridiculous, they had no choice but to proceed anyway.  Because it was too late to move it. 

I think the simulation went a bit too far with this one and had to dial it back a bit afterward.

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

I think the simulation went a bit too far with this one and had to dial it back a bit afterward.

Yeah it was definitely testing the outer boundaries. 

16 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Just because.

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Did we ever see pictures of either the sex toy store or the crematorium next door?

6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Did we ever see pictures of either the sex toy store or the crematorium next door?

Sex toy shop

Crematorium

I don't know why, but every time I look at the crematorium sign...it looks like it says, "Philadelphia Creamcheese."  

Also, we need to look into the Wreath Fund and see if there's enough money to throw a tasteful gathering next store at the State Room events space after Trump dies.  

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Wow. That sex toy shop looks like it could be in Pakistan. Hard to believe those are just two doors apart.

Best part is they didn't hold the press conference in front of the landscaping business, they did it out back. I guess they figured it'd be a classier scene than being in a direct line of site from the crematorium and the sex shop.

 

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

Best part is they didn't hold the press conference in front of the landscaping business, they did it out back. I guess they figured it'd be a classier scene than being in a direct line of site from the crematorium and the sex shop.

Gotta love the way they plastered a bunch of campaign signs on the garage door and wheeled up a podium to make the scene look all official-like. 

I occasionally eat at the BBQ place a couple of blocks away (Sweet Lucy's).  If you're ever in town to visit this landmark, I recommend it.

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22 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think the simulation went a bit too far with this one and had to dial it back a bit afterward.

The whole situation was as if Arrested Development had a politics episode.  

Was there ever any confirmation that it all went down exactly how we all think it did? Last I heard was "No really, he wanted to have the PC there because it was close to the freeway" or something. 

11 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

The whole situation was as if Arrested Development had a politics episode.  

Dont ever binge Veep. I'm not sure you could handle it these days. 

14 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Wow. That sex toy shop looks like it could be in Pakistan. Hard to believe those are just two doors apart.

Or on the side of the Norf Freeway here in Houston. 

14 hours ago, bolverk said:

oh man, viewing booths. we all know what that means. I worked for a short stint at Pleasureland off 29th and Guadalupe (it's an Oat Willie's now). Boy do I have some stories. Luckily they hired someone to come in and clean the jackin' booths. No way I was doing that shit for $5.15/hr

14 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Is that at the four seasons? That will always be my favorite. 

That will never be not funny. Shit I think it’s funnier today than it was in real time.  “Of course we meant to do this.  There’s a four seasons hotel? Never heard of it!”

Think about how the call went down to book it. 
 

hi this is the trump people. We’d like to book your facility for a press conference. 
 

4s:  …ok. 

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Was there ever any confirmation that it all went down exactly how we all think it did? Last I heard was "No really, he wanted to have the PC there because it was close to the freeway" or something. 

1. Occam's Razor plus Hanlon's Razor

2. Would you believe any explanation from this guy?  He shaves at restaurant dining tables.

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he has to be very concerned about going broke  lolololol

10 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

oh man, viewing booths. we all know what that means. I worked for a short stint at Pleasureland off 29th and Guadalupe (it's an Oat Willie's now). Boy do I have some stories. Luckily they hired someone to come in and clean the jackin' booths. No way I was doing that shit for $5.15/hr

Somehow I'm not surprised by this.

oh man, viewing booths. we all know what that means. I worked for a short stint at Pleasureland off 29th and Guadalupe (it's an Oat Willie's now). Boy do I have some stories. Luckily they hired someone to come in and clean the jackin' booths. No way I was doing that shit for $5.15/hr

My roommate at Contessa freshman year (96) had a membership there. He’d rent something and leave it playing in the common room most Sunday mornings.

we need more Friday dumps like this. making me giddy for the weekend knowing these fucks are sweating

 

Trump is ready to testify that Rudy was not acting on his behalf 

On 1/19/2022 at 11:47 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

oh man, viewing booths. we all know what that means. I worked for a short stint at Pleasureland off 29th and Guadalupe (it's an Oat Willie's now). Boy do I have some stories. Luckily they hired someone to come in and clean the jackin' booths. No way I was doing that shit for $5.15/hr

Man, the last place I'd want to be jackin' it is in a "jackin' booth".  

A lot of people in the trump circle are about to get very fucked over 

12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Man, the last place I'd want to be jackin' it is in a "jackin' booth".  

Would it help to know you're also on cc camera? 

Shame to hear that pleasureland is gone. When I lived on 28th and later on 25th I used to walk by it on my way to Taco Bell or blockbuster and wonder about the clientele. 

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