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On 1/21/2022 at 9:27 PM, NorthLoop said:

I used that 4 seasons backdrop as my zoom background for awhile. The only ones who got it were the ones who I wanted to. I had to camp it for awhile just to make sure I didn't ruffle the wrong people. Nowadays I can bring it out whenever I want because those idiots have a short memory, but the people who know still know, and I still get small kudos for it. 

One the girls on my team had that as her background. We laughed about it after the call, but I asked her to take it down.

Most of the people in my office lean left; or rather anti-Trump. But as you can imagine, lots of pro Trump people in construction who would get their panties in a wad if they saw that. 

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5 minutes ago, Superhero said:

One the girls on my team had that as her background. We laughed about it after the call, but I asked her to take it down.

Most of the people in my office lean left; or rather anti-Trump. But as you can imagine, lots of pro Trump people in construction who would get their panties in a wad if they saw that. 

Very snowflakey behavior from those burly construction guys. 

One the girls on my team had that as her background. We laughed about it after the call, but I asked her to take it down.
Most of the people in my office lean left; or rather anti-Trump. But as you can imagine, lots of pro Trump people in construction who would get their panties in a wad if they saw that. 

Yeah, pro Trump until they get stiffed on a Trump project
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Very snowflakey behavior from those burly construction guys. 

They can just put Macho Man on repeat and it soothes them.

Rudy BADLY needs to get paid by someone, anyone.

I guess he has a lot of free time on his hands 

How is that appropriate on any level?

Oh, it was on Fox? Well, nevermind then.

55 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol the simulation is getting hilarious

It's getting too over the top.  I would say it has jumped the shark, but I think the jumped the shark moment is going to be when it ends.  We are going to go out in the dumbest way possible.

Bill Hicks's "kill yourself" advice should probably expand to TV execs.

HBO really needs to make a Rudy miniseries.

17 minutes ago, Bookman said:

HBO really needs to make a Rudy miniseries.

"What if we took the writers from Veep, dosed them with meth and LSD, and had em write a show?

11 hours ago, Foosters said:

Bill Hicks's "kill yourself" advice should probably expand to TV execs.

It's probably good that Bill went out before this century or his head might have literally exploded. 

14 hours ago, aggie08 said:

How is that appropriate on any level?

Oh, it was on Fox? Well, nevermind then.

The only thing I watch on that network is sports.

2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

It's probably good that Bill went out before this century or his head might have literally exploded. 

I would've loved to see Bill Hicks in the Trump era.

I might have to watch this. I can see how the crowd is excited. Who is this masked singer. The mask comes off to reveal Rudy with hair dye coming down his face.  The silence becomes deafening.

Has anyone tested Rudy for dementia? Is there anyone in his life that would care to help him?

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

The only thing I watch on that network is sports.

I thought FOX and FoxNews were completely different-- differently owned, ran, etc.

I googled it, Fox the television network and Fox News are sister companies owned by the same parent.

No different than equating TBS or TNT with CNN.

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The giveaway was that he was singing the Russian national anthem.

1 hour ago, TurkeyChew said:

I thought FOX and FoxNews were completely different-- differently owned, ran, etc.

I googled it, Fox the television network and Fox News are sister companies owned by the same parent.

No different than equating TBS or TNT with CNN.

The only thing I watch on Fox's entertainment channel is sports. Period. I do not watch Fox News. End of story. I don't really care if they're related or not. Rupert owns both and he can go fuck hisself.

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

The only thing I watch on Fox's entertainment channel is sports. Period. I do not watch Fox News. End of story. I don't really care if they're related or not. Rupert owns both and he can go fuck hisself.

and now that fox sports is bally sports I have to watch fox even less now, which is nice.

4 hours ago, C-Man said:

The only thing I watch on that any network is sports.

 

Interesting that Thicke and Jeong take a stand over Rudy, but have no problem working with the racist/anti-Semite Nick Cannon. 

Just now, 3adays said:

Interesting that Thicke and Jeong take a stand over Rudy, but have no problem working with the racist/anti-Semite Nick Cannon. 

Or anti-vaxx queen Jenny McCarthy

4 minutes ago, 3adays said:

Interesting that Thicke and Jeong take a stand over Rudy, but have no problem working with the racist/anti-Semite Nick Cannon. 

 

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Or anti-vaxx queen Jenny McCarthy

did any of those people assist in attempting to overthrow the government? I wouldn't put it past McCarthy.

Come to find out Cannon

a. Chasing Cromartie

b. Has a moist-ass curl

c. cucked Manziel and bred Bre

Pooooooooooor Aggy!

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25 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

did any of those people assist in attempting to overthrow the government? I wouldn't put it past McCarthy.

Good point

Rudy:  removes mask

cannon:  it’s americas mayor, Rudy Giuliani!  So what have you been up to?  

Mr. Guiliani, the Committee has been provided with these photos of you leaving the Russian Embassy in a bizarre costume. Here is the photo of you removing the mask as you climb into the back of a Four Seasons van. Can you explain this.

Of course, I can. As I watched the Trade Towers collapse on 9/11 when I had the privilege of being mayor and rallying the city and the whole country, I swore to myself that one day I would appear on a show in development about masked singers being revealed. I swore I'd do so to a dying fireman. At the so-called Russian Embassy, I was just wearing it for the fit.

[Secretly, desperately taps out message via phone to his agent: Get me on the Masked Singer!!!!!]

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21 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

fuck me

 

 

 

The big reveal?

Borat 2: Rudy Giuliani Wasn't Tucking in His Shirt, Says Dan Mazer |  IndieWire

Well in fairness to Incredulity, he was promised pics of Rudy's dong and the pic didn't deliver.  We have rules 'n shit on this site and Foosters didn't follow up on a promise of below-the-waist nudity so he was negged.  

Oh shit, wait.  We were talking about the girl getting naked? 

On 2/3/2022 at 4:26 PM, Foosters said:

The big reveal?

Borat 2: Rudy Giuliani Wasn't Tucking in His Shirt, Says Dan Mazer |  IndieWire

Lulz.  This hurt Incredulity's feelings and that's wrong because facts actually do care about his feelings.

11 hours ago, Lobo said:

Well in fairness to Incredulity, he was promised pics of Rudy's dong and the pic didn't deliver.  We have rules 'n shit on this site and Foosters didn't follow up on a promise of below-the-waist nudity so he was negged.  

Oh shit, wait.  We were talking about the girl getting naked? 

Maybe this will keep him happy 

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I wonder if Rudy feels any shame.

5 minutes ago, Bookman said:

I wonder if Rudy feels any shame.

I think he’s usually too drunk to feel anything. 

7 minutes ago, Bookman said:

I wonder if Rudy feels any shame.

Desperation.  That's all he probably knows these days.  Everything that he built himself to be has fallen apart in the past few years.

12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Desperation.  That's all he probably knows these days.  Everything that he built himself to be has fallen apart in the past few years.

It's unbelievable. And sad.

2 hours ago, Bookman said:

It's unbelievable. And sad.

It is.  

But also, fuck him for going all in on a grifting traitor. 

 

18 hours ago, Bookman said:

I wonder if Rudy feels any shame.

0.0

23 hours ago, Bookman said:

I wonder if Rudy feels any shame.

You tell us.

Rudy Giuliani hair dye drip: What kind of color would run down your face  when you're sweating?

Rudy goes to Mar a Lago on Sunday.  On Tuesday says he'll sign to the committee.  Trump probably told him to shove his legal bills up his ass.

 

He has the look of a resort guest about to be walked to a pool with no water in it.  From the 5th floor.  

Rudy goes to Mar a Lago on Sunday.  On Tuesday says he'll sign to the committee.  Trump probably told him to shove his legal bills up his ass.
 

“Who will rid me of this meddlesome Mayor?!?”
4 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Rudy goes to Mar a Lago on Sunday.  On Tuesday says he'll sign to the committee.  Trump probably told him to shove his legal bills up his ass.

Trump was probably seeing what cards Rudy had.

Two years ago, Rudy probably thought things would be going well for him, and that Trump wouldn't fuck him over.  But 2020 and 2021 happened and while I could see Rudy pleading the 5th,  I could also see Rudy cooperating if Trump stiffed him on the legal bills, etc..

Just the fact that Rudy has lost pretty much everything in his quest to defend Trump has probably put him in a couple of different binds, including financial.

 

 

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