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And we've gone from Wonder Woman and Heather Thomas in bathing suits, to Rudy G dressed up in a costume singing Bad to the Bone. This is not progress.

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Remember that time Rudy was trying to redeem himself from giving a press conference next to a garden hose and a stack of mulch and then in his next press conference ash tray juice started leaking out of his head? 

12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Better singer than lawyer. 

That bar is really, really, really low.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Young teen Brisket had this opinion of Ms. Thomas:

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I had her poster in my room, the whole deal.

 

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Young teen Brisket had this opinion of Ms. Thomas:

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I had her poster in my room, the whole deal.

 

I had a heavily-edited (and heavily-used) VHS tape of her appearances on The Fall Guy.

25 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

That bar is really, really, really low.

ISWYDT

8 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

The Good Ol' Days. Always better.

Everything gets worse over time. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Young teen Brisket had this opinion of Ms. Thomas:

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I had her poster in my room, the whole deal.

 

Ditto.  Mom wasn't impressed.  Made me take it down.  But the memory lasts forever. 

6 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Ditto.  Mom wasn't impressed.  Made me take it down.  But the memory lasts forever. 

This one.  Mom let me keep it on the wall:

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Of course, I also had this one:

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Man, I was one cool mofo.

6 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

operative word: was

F you dude, I still gots STYLE.  I don't need my badass 79 Mercury Marquis to be cool.

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Just now, Brisketexan said:

F you dude, I still gots STYLE.  I don't need my badass 79 Mercury Marquis to be cool.

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not cool to dox Johhny Sack like that

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This one.  Mom let me keep it on the wall:

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Of course, I also had this one:

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Man, I was one cool mofo.

I had this one:

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19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This one.  Mom let me keep it on the wall:

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Of course, I also had this one:

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Man, I was one cool mofo.

really interesting place for a seam on those bottoms.
 

I currently have 3 of those Lone Star Duck Guide posters framed.  They’re sweet.

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The Checklist: The Fall Guy (S2 Ep7) “A Piece of Cake” – BULLETPROOF ACTION

 

OR

8 The Fall Guy ideas | the fall guy, markie post, actresses

one of those looks like don johnson with tits so the choice is easy for me

20 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The Checklist: The Fall Guy (S2 Ep7) “A Piece of Cake” – BULLETPROOF ACTION

 

OR

8 The Fall Guy ideas | the fall guy, markie post, actresses

Your honor, the witness used "or" when any sane man would have used "and."  Clearly, he is not mentally fit and his testimony should be disregarded by the jury.

25 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

one of those looks like don johnson with tits so the choice is easy for me

What’s so attractive about Don Johnson?

Back to Rudy....some mouth breather (a whole lot, actually) on a FB thread was butthurt that Jeong walked out because Rudy is "a great American."

I went for the low-hanging fruit (heh) of asking if great Americans try to get with girls they think are 15... he had NO idea what I was talking about...that's what we're dealing with... I'm sure Fox et. al. never even mentioned the whole Rudy-with-hands-down-his-pants fiasco.

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

I had this one:

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My older brother had the Farrah poster and a bunch of Kiss posters and magazine cut-outs.

I had this poster:

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And this one:

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And Cheryl Ladd totally rocked it in her debut episode of Charlie’s Angels, S02E01: Angels in Paradise:

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And then instead of Kiss I went with a bunch of Star Wars stuff.

I’m guessing all those posters were bought at Spencer’s 

57 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I’m guessing all those posters were bought at Spencer’s 

I haven’t thought about it in a long time but you’re probably right. They had all those shuffling poster frames back in the black light room. I never went to the mall without stopping in there. It was a pretty trippy space that appealed to me long before I had my first psychedelic experience.

I still have one black light I bought from Spencer Gifts. I’m thinking maybe I should buy a few more and make a black light room. Or set something up for Halloween. I have a glow-in-the-dark foam rubber skull and took a picture of it under black light and it came out pretty cool.

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This thread proves my socks didn’t get lost in the dryer, they stood up and ran off on their own. 

I’m guessing all those posters were bought at Spencer’s 

The heather Thomas one almost certainly did. I mean, where the hell else did you procure such things back in the day?
50 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

This thread proves my socks didn’t get lost in the dryer, they stood up and ran off on their own. 

 

I’m guessing all those posters were bought at Spencer’s 

Acktually there was a shop near the gate at Six Flags - just inside the USA section - where I bought mine. It was essentially a Spencer’s. But Spencer’s is where my brother got his.
On 4/21/2022 at 8:29 PM, Brisketexan said:


The heather Thomas one almost certainly did. I mean, where the hell else did you procure such things back in the day?

TG&Y for those of us who didn't have a mall nearby.

An oldie but a goodie, just as a refresher:

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On 4/21/2022 at 4:00 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Back when you needed pleated bikini bottoms to account for various bush thickness. 

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52 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

is spencers still around ?

Got myself a silver fishbone necklace, a poster of Tiffany amber thiessen, a dirty card game and a black light just last week. Spent so much money I didn’t even bother going into gadzooks or hot topic. 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

is spencers still around ?

I went to the one in Barton Creek a few years ago just to see what they sold these days and there was a full on adult toy section in the back. 

13 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Got myself a silver fishbone necklace, a poster of Tiffany amber thiessen, a dirty card game and a black light just last week. Spent so much money I didn’t even bother going into gadzooks or hot topic. 

if you find yourself in Dallas you can go to the grown-up version, Shot Topic: https://www.dallasobserver.com/music/so-fetch-dallas-has-an-early-2000s-themed-emo-bar-with-shot-topic-13789600

Remember that time Rudy took a shit on television in Michigan while sitting next to that unfortunate woman who struggled to stifle her reaction to the smell? Doody Giuliani.

On 4/21/2022 at 3:33 PM, Brisketexan said:

This one.  Mom let me keep it on the wall:

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Its been many years since my HT posters on the wall days, but I immediately recognized that poster. I also immediately thought.....HT body glove poster, and sure enough google images doesn't let me down

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I think Spencer’s is hanging with Five Below. I”m just here for the rare candy.

  • 3 weeks later...

get em rudy. 

  • 2 weeks later...
On 4/21/2022 at 2:33 PM, Brisketexan said:

This one.  Mom let me keep it on the wall:

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Of course, I also had this one:

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Man, I was one cool mofo.

The good old days — prime Heather Thomas and 10 bird duck hunting limits.

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