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#1804
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Was hoping this was a “he’s dead Jim” bump. 

Well, that's a kick in the teeth.

-- jim

 

PS  Oh, Rudy.  Carry on.

Edited by jimmyjazz

#1805
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Was hoping this was a “he’s dead Jim” bump. 


him going to jail >>> death 

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#1806

motion to rename thread to "shut your fucking face cousin fucker: the rudy giuliani story"  @Francisco 2.0

 

Edited by elfenix

#1808
7 minutes ago, elfenix said:

motion to rename thread to "shut your fucking face cousin fucker: the rudy giuliani story"  @Francisco 2.0

 

Just ask your buddy Donald for it Rudy, I'm sure he'll float you a loan after all of the shite you've done for him.  Right!?  He's got $225k intermingled with the mcdonald's wrappers in the couch cushions at MAR.

#1812

In general, I think jail/prison for debt is bullshit. But I’m willing to make an exception.

#1813
On 10/7/2022 at 1:52 PM, elfenix said:

motion to rename thread to "shut your fucking face cousin fucker: the rudy giuliani story" 

Here in 2022, there are still people that don't know that Rudy's first wife was also his cousin.

#1814

Unreal that "I wrote it down wrong" works, but just another day in America for rich white men.

#1818
On 10/9/2022 at 2:36 AM, trauma babe said:

Unreal that "I wrote it down wrong" works, but just another day in America for rich white men.

Was thinking the same thing.  Just another day at the office.  "I thought the meeting with the Penske Organization was today, so I reserved the conference room.  It's not?  OK . . . "

#1819
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Hope Jenna Ellis gets farted on again.

The doc says she will testify she was the #2 lawyer on the Trump PA team.  She's really sticking her neck out there. 

What a colossal waste of time and money for these crooks.

#1822
11 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


He has a fool for a lawyer.

/obligatory


he can’t afford a lawyer ?

#1823
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


he can’t afford a lawyer ?

I suppose he's getting what he pays for. 

#1825
22 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

What kind of idiot represents himself in his own disbarment hearing?

the kind that marries his cousin (and isn't a badass piano player)

#1827
3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

What kind of idiot represents himself in his own disbarment hearing?

morph kubler ross GIF by weinventyou

#1828
20 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

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Petition to change Rudy’s last name to Ghouliani.

#1832
2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Why are his top teeth a different color than his bottoms?

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#1835
30 minutes ago, Goredho said:

He's still doing better than Ashli Babbit, tho!

She’s probably decayed less than he has. 

#1836
35 minutes ago, Goredho said:

He's still doing better than Ashli Babbit, tho!

She doesn’t have a worry in the world 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

#1837
2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Why are his top teeth a different color than his bottoms?

The donor horse for the top set ate mostly oats, while the bottom horse drank black coffee and had a pack a day habit 

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#1845
On 10/17/2022 at 7:30 PM, Foosters said:

The donor horse for the top set ate mostly oats, while the bottom horse drank black coffee and had a pack a day habit 

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