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At this point, I'm assuming all of this actually happened, and Rudy, in his golden years, didn't suddenly become like this.

After 9/11, who knows what Rudy was able to pull off on young impressionable interns, staffers at city hall, etc.  

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Chooky said:

For the last 5 years all the Rudy news is gross. Shit leaking out of his head. Dildo stores. Shitting on live television. Shoes. Creeping. Fuck off for a sec, Rudy.

Need a live vomit for a BINGO.

Giuliani told alleged victim he was "SELLING PARDONS" for $2,000,000 each "which he and Trump would split" AND SHE HAS RECORDINGS AND EMAILS iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewDoc…

I bet Trump's face got all scrunchy when Rudy suggested an equal cut. 

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Can you imagine his cabinet if he gets another term? 

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2 hours ago, Tuco said:

I mean, to a certain degree, I buy that.  She claims she was offered $1M per year as a business development manager.  Really?  I assume Rudy G is basically a one horse stable at this point.  I also assume Rudy doesn't need much help in getting his name out there.  Does anyone believe that $1M per year is the going rate for a BD manager in that situation?

I like that her website includes her modeling work. 

Am I being too cynical here?  

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21 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I bet Trump's face got all scrunchy when Rudy suggested an equal cut. 

Hell he could believably use the 50/50 split as a defense against being aware of Rudy’s scheme. 

Trump will say he has no idea what that crazy Rudy is taking about 

That girl has crazy eyes.

13 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Or secretary of defense rittenhouse?

Rittenhouse would be named Secretary of Housing and Urban Development. “House” is right there in his name! He’s made for that job. 

Rudy is just doing a Frank Reynolds at this point, between being a financial sleeze and a sex pest creep. But also, this 2 year old reporting is much more interesting now with the additional corroboration from the lawsuit against Rudy. 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-pardons-lobbying/2021/02/05/896f0b52-624b-11eb-9430-e7c77b5b0297_story.html

FTA:

When President Bill Clinton pardoned 140 people on his last day in office in 2001, including fugitive financier and Democratic donor Marc Rich, Republicans railed against what they dubbed “Pardongate,” and criminal and congressional investigations were opened.

There has been little such blowback for Trump, whose last-minute pardon spree has been eclipsed by the fallout from the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol by his supporters, including his second impeachment.

Rep. Steve Cohen (D-Tenn.), whose House Judiciary subcommittee will hold a hearing Tuesday on preventing abuse of the clemency process, said a full-scale congressional investigation of Trump’s pardons is needed.

Cohen pointed to Alice Johnson — a former Tennessee resident imprisoned for nearly 22 years for nonviolent drug crimes — as an example of someone who was deserving of clemency but did not receive it until Kim Kardashian West, a Trump-friendly celebrity, brought her name to the White House.

“Under Trump, pardon decisions were all about who you knew,” Cohen said. “The overall Trump record is a perversion of the pardon power and an abuse of it.”

13 hours ago, Chooky said:

For the last 5 years all the Rudy news is gross. Shit leaking out of his head. Dildo stores. Shitting on live television. Shoes. Creeping. Fuck off for a sec, Rudy.

 

22 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Trump: Rudy, is this true? You called her "daughter" during sex? Where'd you come up with that?

Rudy:

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2 hours ago, gernblansten said:

Trump: Rudy, is this true? You called her "daughter" during sex? Where'd you come up with that?

Rudy:

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17 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

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I followed the link to her website.  Her first pic reminds me of Dana Delaney

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13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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7 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

That girl has crazy eyes.

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She has hall of fame level crazy eyes.

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Terrible nails

18 minutes ago, kevwun said:

She has hall of fame level crazy eyes.

Well, she was sucking Rudy's cock, so it's not just the eyes.

7 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

 

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Daughter is a small, but important, step from cousin. 

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12 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Daughter is a small, but important, step from cousin. 

Is Rudy the last major politician to have knowingly and willingly fucked his cousin?

He's just like Trump's base!

38 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Is Rudy the last major politician to have knowingly and willingly fucked his cousin?

He's just like Trump's base!

Nah, someone from the SEC states must have by now.

Nah, someone from the SEC states must have by now.

You mean “right now”
3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Is Rudy the last major politician to have knowingly and willingly fucked his cousin?

He's just like Trump's base!

2 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Nah, someone from the SEC states must have by now.

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Just remembered who that would be.

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On 5/16/2023 at 7:50 PM, CTC2 said:

Terrible nails

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You try stroking a fossilized dick and see how your nails look. Or maybe not. 

 

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did you mean to post the same pic twice or are we supposed to find the 15 differences?

On 5/29/2023 at 4:14 AM, Gatorubet said:

You try stroking a fossilized dick and see how your nails look.

aka "Tuesday"

It takes some serious crazy eyes to be able to draw your gaze off of those great tits. But she’s done it. 

It takes some serious crazy eyes to be able to draw your gaze off of those great tits. But she’s done it. 
Sign my dumbass up. I know better but I can't help myself.
1 hour ago, Born to Run said:
3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:
It takes some serious crazy eyes to be able to draw your gaze off of those great tits. But she’s done it. 

Sign my dumbass up. I know better but I can't help myself.

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TLDR thread, the smoking gun witness that disappeared according to Comer and Qnuts was Rudy with the help of a Russian operative.  I guessing there really isn't a trade craft technique for dealing with a drunken cousin fucking power mad idiot, you just sort of have to wing it.  

43 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I guessing there really isn't a trade craft technique for dealing with a drunken cousin fucking power mad idiot, you just sort of have to wing it.  

You know what I love about this statement?  It applies to two Republicans.

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And this motherfucker somehow gets upstaged by George Santos.

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Weird how all the damning evidence of the “Biden crime family” keeps finding its way to Rudy. 

On 5/29/2023 at 7:58 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

did you mean to post the same pic twice or are we supposed to find the 15 differences?

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5 hours ago, BamaATL said:

 

TLDR thread, the smoking gun witness that disappeared according to Comer and Qnuts was Rudy with the help of a Russian operative.  I guessing there really isn't a trade craft technique for dealing with a drunken cousin fucking power mad idiot, you just sort of have to wing it.  

So the smoking gun is “evidence” Rudy got from Ukraine, after Ukraine was blackmailed by Trump, of which we have a phone call documented as evidence of the extortion. 
 

seems rock-solid. republicans will believe it anyway because they want to believe it. 

Hahaha. 

 

Comey's "whistleblower" on the Biden investigation is fucking Rudy? 

 

Hahahaha.

52 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Hahaha. 

 

Comey's "whistleblower" on the Biden investigation is fucking Rudy? 

 

Hahahaha.

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Hahaha. 

 

Comey's "whistleblower" on the Biden investigation is fucking Rudy? 

 

Hahahaha.

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Seems like America’s Mayor would know stuff. 

On 5/30/2023 at 8:31 PM, Born to Run said:
On 5/30/2023 at 6:08 PM, Pato del Muerto said:
It takes some serious crazy eyes to be able to draw your gaze off of those great tits. But she’s done it. 

Sign my dumbass up. I know better but I can't help myself.

Sigh....but....

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