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Sadly, I can't find the full scene but this is epic:

 

 

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Why can't the cops roll up to his crib decked out in all their tactical gear complete with battering rams, flash bang grenades, tear gas and MP5s?

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Why can't the cops roll up to his crib decked out in all their tactical gear complete with battering rams, flash bang grenades, tear gas and MP5s?

Florida cops can in Floriduh, NY in NY.  But not AZ cops in either state.  For whatever reason, AZ authorities have not sought arrest and extradition.

Is it true they have a deadline to serve papers?

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While Trump is not among those charged in Arizona, the details in the indictment suggest he is “Unindicted Coconspirator 1.”

Should the Donald become president again, there's your name for the president's plane.

Tower, this is Unindicted Coconspirator 1 ready for take-off.

 

21 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Is it true they have a deadline to serve papers

Looking at the actual Arizona statutes, summons are preferred over warrants.  It doesn't appear that either a summons or warrant can be served outside of Arizona.

If authorities fail to serve a summons through no fault of their own, that is grounds to issue a warrant.

A summons must call for appearance at a hearing no later than 30 days after the indictment is filed.

So, not a time limit on serving a summons per se.  But the summons must command appearance before a court at a date not more than 30 days after the indictment.  So, practically speaking,  they can't serve it more than 30 days after the indictment.

It would appear then that AZ authorities did not have grounds for an arrest warrant, but they will shortly.

I don't see any rules pertaining to serving non-resident defendants with summons or warrants.  Generally speaking, though, you take a warrant to a court in the relevant state and the judge there issues an arrest warrant for extradition, so the defendant is hailed before a local court where he is extradited to AZ for further proceedings.

Former New Orleans Mayor Marc Morial did not set foot in the state of Louisiana after he left office until the statute of limitations ran out on several crimes he was worried about.   Several family members went down for aiding him in improper ways, as did some of his employees in his closest circle.  

 He was like the omnipresent unindicted co-conspirator number one who never got indicted or served. Once the time had lapsed, he popped up in very public fashion.  

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Rudy you say? Don’t know him; haven’t seen him.  Why do you ask?  

13 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Sadly, I can't find the full scene but this is epic:

 

 

The whole scene is epic. Another snippet 

 

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3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Is it true they have a deadline to serve papers?

Not anymore!

 

5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

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I don't think I'm following Rudy's logic there. "If I hide long enough to avoid being summoned, that means Arizona can't count votes for shit." 

Stop your fooling around,
Time to straighten right out.
Better think of your future
Else you'll wind up in jail.

9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't think I'm following Rudy's logic there. "If I hide long enough to avoid being summoned, that means Arizona can't count votes for shit." 

Many people are saying that RFK Junior and Rudy slept ear to ear several times. Many people saying it, the best people with the most knowledge….

Atta boy Rudy, talk shit from that asshole you call a mouth.

I will pay big money for the body cam footage of that service. i’m hoping it would something like this.

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42 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't think I'm following Rudy's logic there. "If I hide long enough to avoid being summoned, that means Arizona can't count votes for shit." 

30 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Atta boy Rudy, talk shit from that asshole you call a mouth.

Party of law and order.

I can’t decipher if he was just being a dick, doesn’t actually understand laws, or is senile. 

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I can’t decipher if he was just being a dick, doesn’t actually understand laws, or is senile. 

Maybe he's a senile dick who doesn't understand law. 

Okay, stereotypical Lobo post about the simulation.  But there's a fucking Home Services/Lawncare business in Arizona called "The Four Seasons."  And nobody has yet called the Arizona law enforcement officials to their building yet to find Rudy.  Come the fuck on people, I gotta do all the goddamn work around here?  

55 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Okay, stereotypical Lobo post about the simulation.  But there's a fucking Home Services/Lawncare business in Arizona called "The Four Seasons."  And nobody has yet called the Arizona law enforcement officials to their building yet to find Rudy.  Come the fuck on people, I gotta do all the goddamn work around here?  

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1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Says the asshole who taunted the States' Attorney General.  

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On 5/18/2024 at 1:43 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

😂😂😂

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He tried to lam, but they cheesed him. 

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During a Sunday live stream, Giuliani's co-host and girlfriend Maria Ryan recounted how the former New York mayor was served with papers from an Arizona indictment at his 80th birthday party Friday. 

Could there be anything more humiliating for a woman than having to describe themselves as Rudy Giuliani's girlfriend? 

14 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Could there be anything more humiliating for a woman than having to describe themselves as Rudy Giuliani's girlfriend? 

Despite her PhD from "Waren National University", she seems well out of Rudy's league.  (There does appear to be a "Warren National University" that's a defunct "distance learning" diploma mill.)

She's probably about 60 years old.  

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30 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Could there be anything more humiliating for a woman than having to describe themselves as Rudy Giuliani's girlfriend? 

I was going to suggest “being his relative “ but those things are not mutually exclusive.

On 5/18/2024 at 6:30 AM, HenryJames said:

 

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If this isn't the ultimate FAFO, I don't know what is.

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I'm an idoit

2 hours ago, Art Vandelay said:

Dammit. Fixed lol.

Or find off and fuck off

9 hours ago, Blotto said:

Could there be anything more humiliating for a woman than having to describe themselves as Rudy Giuliani's girlfriend? 

9 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I was going to suggest “being his relative “ but those things are not mutually exclusive.

James Franco GIF

5 hours ago, TDunk said:

Or find off and fuck off

Find off and fuck out. 

16 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Despite her PhD from "Waren National University", she seems well out of Rudy's league.  (There does appear to be a "Warren National University" that's a defunct "distance learning" diploma mill.)

She's probably about 60 years old.  

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PhD from a diploma mill? Bet she requires colleagues to refer to her as Doctor.

For all of his judgements against him, I was thinking that he would be destitute but does anyone know if he can protect any retirement assets from the legal judgements?

 

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

PhD from a diploma mill? Bet she requires colleagues to refer to her as Doctor.

Of course she does.

On 5/19/2024 at 4:43 PM, jimmyjazz said:

 

She's probably about 60 years old.  

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Maybe a few parts on that chassis are 60 years old, not many.

39 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Rudy even recommends drinking it BLACK!

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