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Any of you fuckers going to the game? I know Chitwood and I will be drunk by 9am Saturday.

Apparently the game is sold out. Section 100 row 34  and beautiful Milan Puskar Stadium. What kind of beer do they serve?

Edited by longhorn10

Me and my buddy will be there.  Making the trip from Austin.  We are flying to DC and driving up.  Anyone with any suggestions?

Edited by Pal of Mao

1 minute ago, Pal of Mao said:

Me and my buddy will be there.  Making the trip from Austin.  We are flying to DC and driving up.  Anyone with any suggestions?

Watch your cornhole if you break down on a backroad in WV...

3 hours ago, longhorn10 said:

I know Chitwood and I will be drunk by 9am Saturday.

Isn't that going to be way behind the local gentry?

3 hours ago, longhorn10 said:

Any of you fuckers going to the game? I know Chitwood and I will be drunk by 9am Saturday.

Apparently the game is sold out. Section 100 row 34  and beautiful Milan Puskar Stadium. What kind of beer do they serve?

Beer?  Shine country ...

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39 minutes ago, Pal of Mao said:

Me and my buddy will be there.  Making the trip from Austin.  We are flying to DC and driving up.  Anyone with any suggestions?

Rent a limo, have it drop you off in front of the stadium, get out and hand your empty drink to the first WVU fan you see and say thank you. 

2 hours ago, Zone Read said:

Flying into Pittsburgh late Friday, driving to Morgantown next morning with wife (no pics).  Section 202.  

Same, but no idea what section I’m in.

10 hours ago, Pal of Mao said:

Me and my buddy will be there.  Making the trip from Austin.  We are flying to DC and driving up.  Anyone with any suggestions?

Yes......don't go.

Do NOT enter the Ned Beatty look alike contest up there.

10 hours ago, Zone Read said:

Flying into Pittsburgh late Friday, driving to Morgantown next morning with wife (no pics).  Section 202.  

Flying up to Pittsburgh today with my son, visiting Carnegie Mellon tomorrow, renting car Saturday morning and driving down (so no, I won’t be drunk by 9. Hopefully by 11:30). Spending Saturday night in Morgantown and flying out of Pittsburgh Sunday afternoon. 

12 minutes ago, chitwood said:

Flying up to Pittsburgh today with my son, visiting Carnegie Mellon tomorrow, renting car Saturday morning and driving down (so no, I won’t be drunk by 9. Hopefully by 11:30). Spending Saturday night in Morgantown and flying out of Pittsburgh Sunday afternoon. 

What’s the point of having kids if when they reach driving age they don’t become your DD?

Fucker still doesn’t have his license. Next month or so. 

14 minutes ago, chitwood said:

Fucker still doesn’t have his license. Next month or so. 

This is no time for rational decisions. This is surly. We demand entertainment. 

Let the boy drive. What could possibly go wrong?

Me and two friends are flying into Pittsburgh  from Houston tonight. We're going to hang out in Pittsburgh tomorrow and drive down to Morgantown tomorrow night.

1 hour ago, chitwood said:

Fucker still doesn’t have his license. Next month or so. 

It’s West Virginia, my man ... NOBODY has a driver’s license.

2 hours ago, chitwood said:

Flying up to Pittsburgh today with my son, visiting Carnegie Mellon tomorrow, renting car Saturday morning and driving down (so no, I won’t be drunk by 9. Hopefully by 11:30).

Getting him to identify a safety school.  Good strategy.

Flying up to Pittsburgh from NYC tomorrow morning, meeting my dad at the airport since he's coming from SF, seeing the city, driving down to Morgantown that night. Full college tailgate vibes all Saturday.

Section 101 row 11, so @longhorn10 we're pretty close.

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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Flying up to Pittsburgh from NYC tomorrow morning, meeting my dad at the airport since he's coming from SF, seeing the city, driving down to Morgantown that night. Full college tailgate vibes all Saturday.

Section 101 row 11, so @longhorn10 we're pretty close.

I just always assumed you were from Cali, Texiyork. 

11 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I just always assumed you were from Cali, Texiyork. 

Grew up in SF, live in NYC. Because I clearly hate saving money and having an apartment larger than a walk-in closet.

Heading up now. Will be seeing and doing in Pittsburgh. Have a driver for Saturday with a WVU couple and we’re apparently set to see the best tailgates WVU has to offer. Not sure what the expectations should be. I’ll randomly be walking up to people in UT gear asking them if they Surly. If I get a yes, I’ll be introducing myself as HenryJames and doing whatever I can to get us into a fight with the couchburning mob. 

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Heading up now. Will be seeing and doing in Pittsburgh. Have a driver for Saturday with a WVU couple and we’re apparently set to see the best tailgates WVU has to offer. Not sure what the expectations should be. I’ll randomly be walking up to people in UT gear asking them if they Surly. If I get a yes, I’ll be introducing myself as HenryJames and doing whatever I can to get us into a fight with the couchburning mob. 

Solid plan.  If introducing yourself as @HenryJames then you must also be sure you drink nothing but Natty Light all weekend, to complete the experience.

 

18 hours ago, longhorn10 said:

Any of you fuckers going to the game? I know Chitwood and I will be drunk by 9am Saturday.

Apparently the game is sold out. Section 100 row 34  and beautiful Milan Puskar Stadium. What kind of beer do they serve?

I'll be there.

I know they have Coors Light and Miller Lite.  And some other stuff like Blue Moon.

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5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Flying up to Pittsburgh from NYC tomorrow morning, meeting my dad at the airport since he's coming from SF, seeing the city, driving down to Morgantown that night. Full college tailgate vibes all Saturday.

Section 101 row 11, so @longhorn10 we're pretty close.

Come say hello...i'll be the one double fisting diet millers next to a tall blond with big tits.

Edited by longhorn10

I’m not tall, and no longer blond. Unless you are talking about Nick. But he has no tits. 
 

Also, traffic coming in from airport is fucking awful. Backs up for miles to go through tunnel. 

And we are staying east of downtown near Carnegie Mellon if anyone wants to get a drink in the area. 

1 hour ago, longhorn10 said:

Come say hello...i'll be the one double fisting diet millers next to a tall blond with big tits.

Pics of blonde’s tits, so I can find you...

not her tits, ask for pics of her cooch to identify her. I know he's got some.

Actually, you could ask for both. Amirite?
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Go check on your chickens and work on your putting old man

Edited by longhorn10

22 hours ago, Pal of Mao said:

Anyone with any suggestions?

Yeah, don't go to England.

38 minutes ago, blacklab said:

not her tits, ask for pics of her cooch to identify her. I know he's got some.

She was always a "sharpie challenge" type of woman for me...

Go check on your chickens and work on your putting old man

Can we move this into IPIHP so I can post a few pics?

Drop a bunch of The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia quotes.  They never get tired of that.

10 hours ago, DDD Dad said:


Can we move this into IPIHP so I can post a few pics?

I thought this said IHOP at first.  Now I'm hungry for pecan pancakes.  NSAA for life, yo.

Sitting at gate 23 in Austin waiting on my DFW flight.

Was going to do the incline in Pittsburgh tonight before heading to WV but apparently it’s closed due to bedbugs.  Andy Warhol museum is about the only thing we’ll be doing now other than the game/tailgating.

22 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

This is no time for rational decisions. This is surly. We demand entertainment. 

Let the boy drive. What could possibly go wrong?

"Dad, while you were passed out, I came across this kid with a banjo that said he could lead us back to the interstate"

They sell Yuengling in the stadium.

If you're drinking anything else (besides moonshine) in the game, you're doing it wrong.

Sitting at gate 23 in Austin waiting on my DFW flight.
Was going to do the incline in Pittsburgh tonight before heading to WV but apparently it’s closed due to bedbugs.  Andy Warhol museum is about the only thing we’ll be doing now other than the game/tailgating.

Heh, not going to Morgantown but we were on the same plane.

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29 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Heh, not going to Morgantown but we were on the same plane.

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Typically, i yell MULEDICK any time i am in a public place.  Its the best way to identify other shag/surlies

41 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Heh, not going to Morgantown but we were on the same plane.

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I was the guy that had on cargo shorts and flip flops and got so startled when I spilled my dip cup that I farted on the Baylor fan in row 9.

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