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Fucking Caamano is getting meaningful minutes in a game 6 in the Final. 

Have to wonder how this series might be different were we not just gutted right now.

Stars could learn about their defensemen to just take huge ass rips on net and see what happens. Bolts have probably scored 3 or 4 goals this series off of those situations. 

dump and chase every single time this game. gross

Just now, dcar00 said:

need some stars magic right now

We're going to have to pull the craziest shit yet to win this one.

Oh well. I was kind of resigned to this after game 5. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Fucking Caamano is getting meaningful minutes in a game 6 in the Final. 

Have to wonder how this series might be different were we not just gutted right now.

we are on fumes at this point.  it was always going to be a miracle once we went down 3-1.

Lol @ "he can skate, he's got good energy, he's been physical"

You mean he doesn't have any noteworthy puck skills. Got it.

Just now, ztejas said:

Lol @ "he can skate, he's got good energy, he's been physical"

You mean he doesn't have any noteworthy puck skills. Got it.

He’s got a good personality. 

Seven shots in nearly two periods ain’t gonna get the job done

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Lol @ "he can skate, he's got good energy, he's been physical"

You mean he doesn't have any noteworthy puck skills. Got it.

he's skated well for being a black ace against a loaded team

need to make it a one goal game quickly.

Just now, C-Man said:

Seven shots in nearly two periods ain’t gonna get the job done

On goal*

We've had plenty of good chances. Can't find the net. 

I have been to a ton of Texas Stars games over the past few years, and it's fun to see those guys in the NHL.

But we've reached the point where there are way too many of them playing way too many minutes.

We should retire Benn's number even if he never wins a cup here.


I’m guessing he’s carrying an injury. Been a step slow all series. 


Probably so. He’s been their best true defender the past two seasons and he hasn’t been that guy in the Finals.

That was the cleanest shot off the post sound I’ve ever heard. 
 

We’ve got to score next. 

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Man, Gourde is a bitch


I see why he was pissed

Jesus Christ just get out of this fucking period.

klinger does not look good on the blue line today

I swear every pass we make is either botched by the star receiving it or taken cleanly by a Tampa player. 

9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Seven shots in nearly two periods ain’t gonna get the job done

4-5 of those were on the power play too

Maybe we'll beat them in 6 games.

I remember when Joe got his knee fucked by Marchment. I've what-iffed for a couple of decades. This is not the team that we saw a week or two ago. If they can pull it out and get a win it's going to be a miracle. 

You play the hand you're dealt. 

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

This is not the team that we saw a week or two ago.

Literally and figuratively.

17 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

How the fuck is that icing?


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it wasn't

Not dead yet. Need a lucky bounce to get a goal and energize them. 
 

or maybe Tampa gets one early and puts us all out of our misery. 

If we do somehow come back from this we're winning the whole fucking thing.  Let's go.

I feel like we already used our incredible sports comeback game in Lubbock.... fingers crossed but Wednesday is looking more open

So not only does maroon knock that puck out of the air, it drops right onto his stick so he can start the rush. It’s unreal some of the bounces they’ve had, and it sucks what they’ve done with them. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So not only does maroon knock that puck out of the air, it drops right onto his stick so he can start the rush. It’s unreal some of the bounces they’ve had, and it sucks what they’ve done with them. 

Yeah; i was thinking the exact same thing. It‘s one thing to deflect it. He caught it out of the air like 1993 Pudge Rodriguez. 

If we go down, I hope we go down fighting.

Blood from the face. I’m sure that just magically happened.

Blood from the face. I’m sure that just magically happened.
Narrator: He did.

It just ain’t there man. They’ve got nothing left in the tank.

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